RIGHT HO JEEVES Episode 62: A Common Foe
BEN GARRISON CLASSICS Episode 59: Presidential Leverage
CHATEAU GRIEF Episode 138: Elf Fulfilling
CLASSIC BIBLE TALES Episode 71: Mission of the Seventy
DEFINITELY NOT DILBERT Episode 1: Absurd Gamma Guy

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RIGHT HO JEEVES Episode 62: A Common Foe
BEN GARRISON CLASSICS Episode 59: Presidential Leverage
CHATEAU GRIEF Episode 138: Elf Fulfilling
CLASSIC BIBLE TALES Episode 71: Mission of the Seventy
DEFINITELY NOT DILBERT Episode 1: Absurd Gamma Guy

Gammas simply never know when to stop defending themselves and admit that they were wrong, even when it is obvious to everyone. One of the reasons it is wise to develop the ability to admit error is because refusing to take the loss, to learn from it, and then move on tends to inspire people to mock all of one’s subsequent attempts to retroactively reframe the situation and redefine yourself as the winner.
This is the actual Dilbert cartoon. So very funny, is it not? After all, what is more amusing than a butthurt gamma setting up strawmen in order show how smart he is by knocking them down?
The cartoon below is not the original Dilbert cartoon, it is a parody of it. I leave it to you, gentle reader, to decide which one is funnier. And which is The Best Thing That Ever Happened.


In fairness, we have to give Amazon Studios some credit. Without their commitment to diversity, inclusion, and destroying the legacy of JRR Tolkien, Booster Patrol would never have been inspired to record RANGZ OF POWER. Because power is a dangerous thing.
Saner minds in the Fake Biden administration are attempting to reprogram the puppet.
Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our Republic.
Joe Biden, 2 September 2022
C’mon, look guys, I don’t consider any Trump supporter a threat to the country.
Joe Biden, 3 September 2022
Jeff Bezos didn’t listen to his son:
Being one of the richest people on the planet, Jeff Bezos is not used to being told what to do. But when Amazon announced it was creating The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, which is likely to become the most expensive television series ever made, he received a blunt order from his son: “Dad, don’t fuck this up.”
Sorry, Jeff. A verdict is in. And you done fucked it up.
OH LAWD, DEM RANGS! DEM RANGS A’ POWAH!
Past success sows the seeds of future failure
Win the prize of a cold, dark winter and an angry citizenry:
Russia is deliberately sabotaging the Nord Stream 1 natural gas pipeline to spite the EU, European officials have claimed, questioning Moscow’s explanation for an indefinite delay in restoring service.
State-owned energy giant Gazprom informed its European customers on Saturday that it could not safely resume operations until it had fixed “oil leaks” discovered in a major turbine during a maintenance operation.
Nord Stream was set to come back online just after midnight Saturday morning after three days of maintenance. The leaks, reportedly affecting “cables connected to speed meters of a rotor,” were discovered during a technical inspection with the turbine’s German manufacturer Siemens. Moscow had earlier warned that the pipeline’s operation was threatened by sanctions, which had created a shortage of spare parts.
However, Siemens argued the company had alternate turbines at the compressor station where the leak had been discovered and could use one of those in case of a real emergency. “Such leaks do not normally affect the operation of a turbine and can be sealed on site,” they claimed.
European Commission spokesman Charles Michel condemned what he called Russia’s “use of gas as a weapon,” declaring it would not “change the resolve of the EU” as the bloc works toward “energy independence.”
Commission press service chief Eric Mamer slammed the “fallacious pretenses” he claimed Gazprom had used to shut down the pipeline, holding it up as proof of both their “cynicism” and their “unreliability as a supplier” and suggesting Moscow “prefer[red] to flare gas instead of honoring contracts.”
German parliamentary foreign affairs committee chair Michael Roth denounced the shutdown as “part of Russia’s psychological war against us” and accused President Vladimir Putin of “violat[ing] contracts without scruples….even at the expense of his own economic interests.”
Let’s get this straight. Europe has a perfectly operational natural gas pipeline, Nord Stream 2, that it refuses to use. Russia has, quite reasonably, decided that it’s not interested in continuing to provide natural gas to the same countries that are a) sanctioning its people and b) arming and funding the Ukrainian war against Russia on the terms of those enemies.
Can you even imagine how many contracts have been violated by the European sanctions against Russia? This anti-Russian rhetoric is as ineffective as it is retarded. Frankly, I’m astonished that the Russians didn’t shut down the pipeline months ago.
Then again, it is rather amusing to see the Russians slowly dialing up the pain while simultaneously pretending that there is nothing they can do about it. As an award-winning cruelty artist, I have to say that I tend to approve of the sadistic diplomacy they have applied to this situation.
Germany’s initial Energy Saving Ordinance, in effect for the next six months:
The Devil Mouse is making it harder and harder for its defenders to justify any parents permitting their children access to Disney material.
“Disney has announced that FX’s new animated horror-comedy series “Little Demon” will begin streaming on Disney+ in Australia and New Zealand on Wednesday, September 21, 2022. The series currently debuts new episodes on Thursdays on FXX and streams the next day on Hulu. The show is also expected to arrive on Disney+ in other countries,” according to Disney Plus Informer.
The cartoon takes place 13 years after an unmarried pagan woman is impregnated by Satan (voice played by Danny Devito) and follows her and her daughter (literally the spawn of Satan and referred to as the Antichrist) through everyday life. The series features demonic witchcraft, pagan rituals, gratuitous blood, gore, and nudity…
Disney seems to be dead set on continuing their march into darkness as we previously reported, Disney announced that they created a task force to create more LGBTQ content for children, and recently announced casting a drag queen in a new marvel comic series Ironheart.
Perhaps you thought I was exaggerating when I began describing Disney as the Devil Mouse. I wasn’t, and the mask continues to come off. So don’t support those who hate you, and especially don’t support those who hate Jesus Christ, America, and Western Civilization.
If you’re not subscribing to UATV and/or Arktoons yet, this should suffice to explain why doing so is quite literally a cultural imperative.
UPDATE: “Laura and her daughter Chrissy are Jewish, something the writers plan to flesh out more in the first season. “We did make Laura Jewish for a reason,” says Fowler.”
Indeed. They could hardly be Christian, now, could they?
UPDATE: Google, which is no longer reminding itself “don’t be evil”, is openly attempting to hide the Devil Mouse’s wickedness from people looking into this.

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SHADE Episode 54: Desert Hunting
THE SWORD OF GOD Episode 27: Serenity
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I’m not saying the USA is ruled by satanic pedophiles, but that was a rather… dark… vibe being given off onstage by Creepy Joe last night.

They watched the Amazon Abomination so you didn’t have to subject yourself to it.
Black elves, black hobbitses, and black dwarfs. Checkmate, racists!