The Best Thing That Ever Happened

The latest Vaxx Trax, THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED, is now available for your listening pleasure. Lyrics by Vox Day with assistance from Scott Adams… or possibly the other way around. Scott once claimed that I am his mascot. Whether that is true or not, it is eminently clear that Scott Adams is my muse.

I hate the world tonight
Shelley said that I was wrong, but I was right
Tried to tell you but you seem to think that
Maybe I said something incorrect
I say you project

Don’t hallucinate
If you think I’m wrong I’ll just equivocate
I can understand how you’d be so confused
I don’t envy you
I’m a prophet and an oracle of perfect persuasion

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re cognitive dissonant
You’re a nasty human stain
And you should be ashamed
You’re a total narcissist
You fucking piece of shit
And so you’d better shut up, go the hell away

Don’t you know who I am?
This may mean you’ll have to try to understand
Rest assured that when you think I contradict
Half the things that I predict
Tomorrow they will change, yesterday’s won’t mean a thing

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a mental midget runt
You’re disgusting you’re insane
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
You fucking piece of shit
And now you’re banned so you should go the hell away

Just when you think you got me figured out
My reason’s already changing
You should die and I’ll tell you why
Don’t comment at me

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a sick and evil front
You’re so stupid you’re so vain
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
And you’re the narcissist
So shut the fuck up Shelley, go the hell away

I’m a seer, I’m the law
I’m perfect without a flaw
The best thing that ever happened
To you bitch you’re probably fat and
I got you hypnotized
Can’t say I ever lied
You know I’m always right in every single way

DISCUSS ON SG


Shoot Any Booster

The new Vaxx Trax track is going to do numbers. Listen to it here.

I will not fail nor falter I shall vaccine
My genetics are altered I do perceive
Science so strong now nothing shall cause me doubt
Firm injection perfection there’s no way out

I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster

I jab so hard injecting I fly so high
DNA is evolving to amplify
I feel no fear to be here there is no pain
Burning brightly like acid inside my veins

Well you know that any vaxx is capable of boosting
Pfizer and the new generation are improving
You can be what you want to be
Shoot a one shoot a two then you boost a three
Whatever kind, we max the vaxx
Then take it all the way and wax the trax
With delivery smooth like clotter from a juicer
That’s why I can shoot any booster

I will not stop nor slow down I shall mutate
Transform into something beyond love or hate
Trusted science and now I’m no longer flawed
This is what it feels like to become a god

I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster

DISCUSS ON SG


You Got to Boost, Bro!

First, I would remiss if I didn’t mention that Cryptofashion now has VAXX TRAX shirts on offer, featuring both DEPOPULATION and LESS HUMAN THAN HUMAN variants.

But that’s not actually what this post is about. Because the point is: you’ve got to boost! By which, of course, I mean listen to the BOOSTER MIX version of Depopulation. Let’s just say that it is the sort of thing you might expect from the sort of people who listen to White Zombie and reach the conclusion: “you know, it’s not bad, but the one thing it really needs is MORE GUITAR!”

You’ve been tricked by a true deceiver
You’ve been tricked by someone who wants to see you dead
You’ve been tricked by a true believer
You’ve been tricked by the false god of this earth

DISCUSS ON SG


Depopulation

Vaxx Trax has released its third track, DEPOPULATION!

Pandemic corporate big scam
Welcome to the globalist program
Brainwashed unreasoning machines
Shooting up with fraudulent vaccines

Depopulation

Compulsory government mandate
Shoot it up and watch yourself mutate
Penetration followed by a heart attack
Stroke it out and you won’t come back

You’ve been tricked by a true believer
You’ve been tricked by something that wants to see you dead
You’ve been tricked by a true deceiver
You’ve been tricked by the false god of the earth

Depopulation

Don’t ever do what they want you to
Shut it down avoid their voodoo
They sold you on vaccination
They arranged extermination

Depopulation

You’ve been tricked by a true deceiver
You’ve been tricked by someone who wants to see you dead
You’ve been tricked by a true believer
You’ve been tricked by the false god of this earth

Depopulation

Pandemic corporate big scam
Welcome to the globalist program
They sold you on vaccination
They arranged extermination

DISCUSS ON SG


More Vaxx Trax!

Vaxx Trax has released its second track, BATS! Please to listen, download, and enjoy on the new Vaxx Trax playlist. Cultural differences notwithstanding, I still find it utterly impossible to believe that anyone would ever actually want to eat a flying rat. I don’t care how ravenous one is. For me, that was the first indication that the Wuhan wet market narrative was absurd, as it subsequently proved to be. DISCUSS ON SG

One quarter-pounder
Bacon with cheese
Delicious dark meat
From overseas
You feel Corona-chan invading every cell
Covid Nineteen hell
Worse than Taco Bell

Bats!

Into your burgers
Into your stew
Now all your people
Are turning blue
It’s spreading fast through every city, ville, and town
Now they’re all locked down
Now they’re all locked down

Bats!

Those flying rodents barbecuing on the grill
Weakening your will
Now you’re feeling ill

OPERATIC GUITAR SOLO

This appetizer left economies in flames
No insurance claims
You know who’s to blame

Bats!

They’re still calling out to you
You know that you want them too
The wings in the barbecue
And there’s nothing you can do