The Best Thing That Ever Happened

The latest Vaxx Trax, THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED, is now available for your listening pleasure. Lyrics by Vox Day with assistance from Scott Adams… or possibly the other way around. Scott once claimed that I am his mascot. Whether that is true or not, it is eminently clear that Scott Adams is my muse.

I hate the world tonight
Shelley said that I was wrong, but I was right
Tried to tell you but you seem to think that
Maybe I said something incorrect
I say you project

Don’t hallucinate
If you think I’m wrong I’ll just equivocate
I can understand how you’d be so confused
I don’t envy you
I’m a prophet and an oracle of perfect persuasion

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re cognitive dissonant
You’re a nasty human stain
And you should be ashamed
You’re a total narcissist
You fucking piece of shit
And so you’d better shut up, go the hell away

Don’t you know who I am?
This may mean you’ll have to try to understand
Rest assured that when you think I contradict
Half the things that I predict
Tomorrow they will change, yesterday’s won’t mean a thing

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a mental midget runt
You’re disgusting you’re insane
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
You fucking piece of shit
And now you’re banned so you should go the hell away

Just when you think you got me figured out
My reason’s already changing
You should die and I’ll tell you why
Don’t comment at me

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a sick and evil front
You’re so stupid you’re so vain
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
And you’re the narcissist
So shut the fuck up Shelley, go the hell away

I’m a seer, I’m the law
I’m perfect without a flaw
The best thing that ever happened
To you bitch you’re probably fat and
I got you hypnotized
Can’t say I ever lied
You know I’m always right in every single way

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