First, I would remiss if I didn’t mention that Cryptofashion now has VAXX TRAX shirts on offer, featuring both DEPOPULATION and LESS HUMAN THAN HUMAN variants.
But that’s not actually what this post is about. Because the point is: you’ve got to boost! By which, of course, I mean listen to the BOOSTER MIX version of Depopulation. Let’s just say that it is the sort of thing you might expect from the sort of people who listen to White Zombie and reach the conclusion: “you know, it’s not bad, but the one thing it really needs is MORE GUITAR!”
You’ve been tricked by a true deceiver
You’ve been tricked by someone who wants to see you dead
You’ve been tricked by a true believer
You’ve been tricked by the false god of this earth
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How to transform yourself into a maximum triggering event. Pure poetry from Dark Lord Designs. On the same theme, Cryptofashion also features the excellent Repent, Boomer design. And if you have a daughter, don’t miss my personal favorite.
Now this is a sweet Alt-Hero t-shirt design from Crypto.fashion! I really like how the panels form a French tricolor. They have a growing line of Arkhaven-related products. And I definitely need to get my hands on a Dark Legion shirt.
I would be remiss if I failed to mention that Crypto.Fashion is having a post-Thanksgiving sale this weekend. Everything, including Arkhaven and Dark Lord Designs, is 15-20 percent off.
Just imagine how happy your God-Emperor-hating sister-in-law will be to receive the ladies’ version of the Trumpslide 2020 shirt! And picture the beaming face of the SJW in your family when he discovers that he’s eligible for a free helicopter ride!
And then, there is my personal favorite, the Official SJWs Always Lie t-shirt in black.
Crypto.Fashion and Dark Lord Designs have FOUR new t-shirt designs for you. This one is my favorite of the four: AMERICANS Are Dreamers Too. So white and triggering!
Here are the others:
Also, thanks to everyone who signed up to check out Idka today. I’ll see you there! If you haven’t been approved yet, don’t worry, I’ll hit one more round before turning in.
Given how much Gamma rage was inspired by the idea that fathers might protect their daughters, I can only imagine how much will result from the latest design from Crypto.Fashion and Dark Lord Designs. Also available in a short-sleeved v-neck. And yes, we changed out the rifle for variety’s sake.
If I had more time, I’d construct a Gamma Bingo game with call-outs for “mate-guarding”, “cuckold”, “insecure”, “cheating”, and “whore”, among others. Never mind that every man with an attractive wife is well aware of the death stare she reserves for idiots who don’t respect her wedding ring or recognize her initial signal to back the fuck off.
Just in time for Christmas, Crypto.Fashion has produced what is probably the most long-awaited t-shirt design in the Dark Lord Designs collection, based on a phrase I coined some time ago. Perfect for any daughter, particularly of the teenage variety.
Crypto.Fashion asked me to remind you that this and other great t-shirts are on sale through the end of the day. Also, I should mention that the announcement I alluded to this weekend has been postponed until further notice. So, you’ll have to wait a little longer for the latest Alt★Hero art to be revealed.