On the second day of Christmas, John Bradley gave to me: a subversion of impiety.
Tag: music
A Very Boosted Christmas

Join us on the Darkstream at 7 PM Eastern for an evening of Christmas carols like you’ve literally never heard before.
UPDATE: And on the First Day of Christmas, John Bradley gave to me: a Bear singing Mariah Carey.
- Audio on Soundcloud
- Video on YouTube
Boomer, It’s Time to Go
Ready To Go – the video
Booster Patrol continues to fix the sins of music history in a new video featuring Rachel. I love the visual shoutout to my favorite Tokyo scene.
Mashup Madness
Rangz of Power

In fairness, we have to give Amazon Studios some credit. Without their commitment to diversity, inclusion, and destroying the legacy of JRR Tolkien, Booster Patrol would never have been inspired to record RANGZ OF POWER. Because power is a dangerous thing.
Volunteers Wanted
Booster Patrol is looking for people who would like to be in a video.
BOOSTER PATROL: God’s Gonna Cut You Down version 1.2.
Looking for many more closeup videos of people lipsyncing to the song, as seen in the video. Please lipsync to the Booster Patrol version rather than the Johnny Cash version, as the tempo and timing are not the same. Make sure the audio that you’re lipsyncing to can be heard in your video clip, so we can sync it up to the track correctly. Video needs to be shot in ‘landscape’ orientation, at 1920×1080 or higher. If using a newer iPhone, please don’t use “cinematic” mode, it can cause problems. Don’t worry about shooting in black-and-white, that gets handled in Premiere.
Note: you don’t have to lipsync the entire song in a single video. In fact, please don’t! Two of the verses repeat several times – only need one of each per person. One verse per clip. If you want to sing each of the 4 unique verses, please do so! Video clips are too big to email around. They should be uploaded to OneDrive, iCloud, GoogleDrive, DropBox, or whatever, and then email bradley-AT-trilon-DOT-com a link to same.
God’s Gonna Cut You Down
John Bradley and an assortment of Bears made a video for Booster Patrol’s cover of GOD’S GONNA CUT YOU DOWN that is considerably more suitable for the song than the Hellmouth’s insidious subversion of the Johnny Cash cover.
Boost with Booster Patrol
Help repair music history by backing Booster Patrol. And special thanks to the Japanese reader who sent me the Babymetal Death gloves!
You Shut Your Whore Mouth

To quote the great John Bradley, “I’m sure you all know where Booster Patrol weighs in on this Very Important Topic.”
If it doesn’t have a guitar solo, is it really even a song? And what is this “unplugged” concept of which they speak?