Tag: music

Shoot Any Booster

The new Vaxx Trax track is going to do numbers. Listen to it here.

I will not fail nor falter I shall vaccine
My genetics are altered I do perceive
Science so strong now nothing shall cause me doubt
Firm injection perfection there’s no way out

I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster

I jab so hard injecting I fly so high
DNA is evolving to amplify
I feel no fear to be here there is no pain
Burning brightly like acid inside my veins

Well you know that any vaxx is capable of boosting
Pfizer and the new generation are improving
You can be what you want to be
Shoot a one shoot a two then you boost a three
Whatever kind, we max the vaxx
Then take it all the way and wax the trax
With delivery smooth like clotter from a juicer
That’s why I can shoot any booster

I will not stop nor slow down I shall mutate
Transform into something beyond love or hate
Trusted science and now I’m no longer flawed
This is what it feels like to become a god

I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster

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Proud to be a Boomer

This epic masterpiece of generational grandiosity is now available for your listening pleasure, courtesy of Boomer Patrol. There is some expressed opinion on Socialgalactic that this may be the best Boomer Patrol track yet, and despite the fact that the 80s KS95 lite pop pomposity of it makes my teeth hurt, I suppose I can, ever so reluctantly, see their point. Especially in light of the Gab Boomer reaction.

…oh please! Why would something as special and unique as the memory of my generation be proud to simply dissolve into a parody, into a common meme…shame on you! Not even funny, DuMB!! I hope Lee Greenwood’s legal team sues the hell out of this!

Proud to be a Boomer

If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d worked for all my life,

Except my 401, my pension, and my second wife.

I’d thank my lucky stars that I am me instead of you.

I’ve got my generation and Bob Dylan and The Who.

I’m proud to be a Boomer ’cause this world was made for me.

And The Beatles were the greatest band in human history.

I’ll gladly stand up, lecture you, and tell you ’bout my youth,

Cause there ain’t no doubt I love myself

God knows that is the truth!

From the Moon landings of NASA, to the war in Vietnam.

From the muddy fields of Woodstock, to protesting the bomb.

From civil rights in Georgia to the riots in LA,

Well there’s pride in every Boomer heart,

It’s time we stand and say:

I’m proud to be a Boomer ’cause this world was made for me.

And The Beatles were the greatest band in human history.

I’ll gladly stand up, lecture you, and tell you you’re no good,

Cause there ain’t no doubt I love myself

You’d Boomer if you could!

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You Got to Boost, Bro!

First, I would remiss if I didn’t mention that Cryptofashion now has VAXX TRAX shirts on offer, featuring both DEPOPULATION and LESS HUMAN THAN HUMAN variants.

But that’s not actually what this post is about. Because the point is: you’ve got to boost! By which, of course, I mean listen to the BOOSTER MIX version of Depopulation. Let’s just say that it is the sort of thing you might expect from the sort of people who listen to White Zombie and reach the conclusion: “you know, it’s not bad, but the one thing it really needs is MORE GUITAR!”

You’ve been tricked by a true deceiver
You’ve been tricked by someone who wants to see you dead
You’ve been tricked by a true believer
You’ve been tricked by the false god of this earth

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Depopulation

Vaxx Trax has released its third track, DEPOPULATION!

Pandemic corporate big scam
Welcome to the globalist program
Brainwashed unreasoning machines
Shooting up with fraudulent vaccines

Depopulation

Compulsory government mandate
Shoot it up and watch yourself mutate
Penetration followed by a heart attack
Stroke it out and you won’t come back

You’ve been tricked by a true believer
You’ve been tricked by something that wants to see you dead
You’ve been tricked by a true deceiver
You’ve been tricked by the false god of the earth

Depopulation

Don’t ever do what they want you to
Shut it down avoid their voodoo
They sold you on vaccination
They arranged extermination

Depopulation

You’ve been tricked by a true deceiver
You’ve been tricked by someone who wants to see you dead
You’ve been tricked by a true believer
You’ve been tricked by the false god of this earth

Depopulation

Pandemic corporate big scam
Welcome to the globalist program
They sold you on vaccination
They arranged extermination

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More Vaxx Trax!

Vaxx Trax has released its second track, BATS! Please to listen, download, and enjoy on the new Vaxx Trax playlist. Cultural differences notwithstanding, I still find it utterly impossible to believe that anyone would ever actually want to eat a flying rat. I don’t care how ravenous one is. For me, that was the first indication that the Wuhan wet market narrative was absurd, as it subsequently proved to be. DISCUSS ON SG

One quarter-pounder
Bacon with cheese
Delicious dark meat
From overseas
You feel Corona-chan invading every cell
Covid Nineteen hell
Worse than Taco Bell

Bats!

Into your burgers
Into your stew
Now all your people
Are turning blue
It’s spreading fast through every city, ville, and town
Now they’re all locked down
Now they’re all locked down

Bats!

Those flying rodents barbecuing on the grill
Weakening your will
Now you’re feeling ill

OPERATIC GUITAR SOLO

This appetizer left economies in flames
No insurance claims
You know who’s to blame

Bats!

They’re still calling out to you
You know that you want them too
The wings in the barbecue
And there’s nothing you can do

Mailvox: Defending Pedo Zeppelin

Cuckservative indeed. Why would you take the side of sexual abuse industry feminist fanatics and pearl clutch over 14 year old groupies fucking rock stars? Why would you call that pedophilia? Do you even know what that word means? It means before puberty, not before the age of consent, whose purpose is to discourage men from pursuing youthful attractiveness to the dismay of old whores.

Are you aware most women married in human history at puberty or slightly before? Are you aware 14 is the age of consent in many countries even today? I’m surprised you would act like a literal old jealous whore and perpetuate the myth that a 14 year old girl doesn’t know what a penis is, and intimate that somehow a man who has a normal attraction to a post pubescent 14 year old girl is somehow the pedophilic equivalent to fucking babies.

How many men suffer needlessly because of the feminist post puberty “pedophile” myth you perpetuate here? Completely unacceptable from someone supposedly grounded in reality.

Because in this particular case, the “feminist fanatics” are absolutely correct. And given that the legal age of consent LONG precedes the very existence of feminism, this bold defender of rock stars using their media-generated fame to indiscriminately abuse underage girls barely into their teens is relying upon a foundation of lies for his defense.

Furthermore, the pedos clearly don’t limit themselves to “post pubescent 14 year old girls”, as the 2013 sentencing of LostProphets lead singer Ian Watkins “to 29 years of imprisonment for multiple sexual offences, including the sexual assault of young children and babies” proves. The illegal behavior of Pedo Zeppelin is merely the tip of a very evil iceberg.

The appeal to history is misplaced. These men are not marrying and financially supporting young women in a society where life expectancy is less than 40. They are predators who are illegally abusing girls adult society has deemed to be incapable of supporting themselves or making responsible decisions about medical treatment, voting, drinking, tobacco, and sex.

Someone is protesting way too much here, although in this case it sounds more as if that someone is primarily concerned that their love for their underage anime waifu might be deemed pedophilic.

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Pedo Zeppelin

The worst-kept secret in rock and roll is finally going to take down the pedophile monsters of rock:

Four years after the fall of Harvey Weinstein fired up the #MeToo movement, few areas of public life haven’t faced a reckoning over predatory male behaviour. So why has rock music remained untouched?

That question could most appropriately be asked of Led Zeppelin, who were ‘monsters of rock’ in every way.

Many of the stories told of the hugely successful British band and their hotel-trashing, drug-abusing, groupie-indulging ways are nearly too awful to print — a fact that has probably helped the surviving members to dismiss them as cocaine-fuelled fabrications.

However, Bob Spitz, American author of Led Zeppelin: The Biography, a new 688-page history of the band, spoke to dozens of those involved and says he confirmed the horror stories were largely true. Led Zeppelin are guilty as charged, according to him.

Boomers can, and will, whine “but it was different back then” all they like. The incontrovertible fact is that some of their rock heroes were, and are, unrepentant pedos. They weren’t particularly evil pedos – no one is claiming they were preying upon kindergarteners – but they were absolutely in serial violation of the age of consent laws.

They fully deserve to get cancelled, permanently, for their egregious misdeeds.

They should have paid heed to Maugham’s addition to Crowley’s philosophy: do what thou wilt… with due regard for the policeman around the corner.

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Less Human Than Human

VAXX TRAX has released its first vaccine-themed cover, Less Human Than Human, based on the original song by White Zombie.

Yeah, I am the judgement day
I rape the mind and body with the DNA, hey
I am the filthy blood
I mutilate genetics and I call it good, yeah
Vaccine suicide
Canine-killing freaks, read their fucking lies, yeah
Scratch off the graphene skin
Jab into your arm then they do it again, yeah

Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human

Yeah, I am the science man
I turn the world around with a skeleton hand, say
I am the narrative
A cannibal core, a television head, yeah
I live to victimize
Telling all the suckers sociopathic lies, yeah
I am the predator
I tear the world apart and I eat it some more, yeah

Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human

Yeah, you are the walking dead
A vaccinated stroke blowing up your head, yeah
You are the heart poison
You wanted more life, sucker, now you’re done, yeah

Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human
Less human than human, less human than human

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I Got A Pillow For You

Yet more BOOMER PATROL for your listening pleasure. This time, it’s a spin on an early ’80s classic by The Romantics.

What I don’t like about you
You tell me nothing but lies
Tell me I’m the lazy one
You are everything I despise, yeah

Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things I don’t wanna hear
Nothing’s true
What I don’t like about you

What I don’t like about you
You won’t admit what you’ve done
When you go left, right, overnight
Left behind devastation, yeah

Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things I don’t wanna hear
Nothing’s true
What I don’t like about you

What I don’t like about you
You won’t admit that you’re through
Never gonna let it go
Know that I’ll be coming for you, yeah

Keep on whispering in your ear
Tell you all the things you don’t wanna hear
Cos it’s true
I got a pillow for you

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The Boomer on the Inside

Boomer Patrol is back with a dark and melancholy new song about a Boomer facing the coming Day of the Pillow. Listen to it on Soundcloud. DISCUSS ON SG

THE BOOMER ON THE INSIDE

Remember nineteen sixty-five
Our season in the sun
It was the time to be alive
And then the sun went down

So where do I proceed from here?
Betrayed by age and yesteryear
The curse I can no longer hide
My generation’s pride

Nevertheless
I must confess
I deserve this lonely fate

I wish I could forget
I can’t escape my debt
To all the world I cast aside
A Boomer on the inside
And when the Reaper calls
There is no wherewithal to hide
And I can no longer deny
The Boomer on the inside

Identity is all I know
Surrounded by lost souls
Despite their absence I can hear
Voices dead and gone

Now I have nothing left but fear
The world I knew has disappeared
The curse I can no longer hide
My generation’s pride

And even so
I finally know
I deserve to fade away

I wish I could forget
I can’t escape my debt
For all the reasons I complied
A Boomer on the inside
And when the Reaper calls
There is no wherewithal to hide
And I can no longer deny
The Boomer on the inside

Lost in time and disappeared
Dying alone and unrevered
My generation fades away
A forgotten yesterday

I wish I could forget
I can’t escape my debt
For all the sins that I denied
A Boomer on the inside
And when the Reaper calls
There is no wherewithal to hide
And I can no longer deny
The Boomer on the inside