I always thought dehydration was nonsense

From the New York Times:

After years of telling athletes to drink as much liquid as possible to avoid dehydration, some doctors are now saying that drinking too much during intense exercise poses a far greater health risk….

Until recently, the condition was all but unheard of because endurance events like marathons and triathlons were populated almost entirely by fast athletes who did not have time to drink too much.

“Elite athletes are not drinking much, and they never have,” Dr. Noakes said.

I always ignored my coaches in college who encouraged me to “stay hydrated”. It never made much sense to me in the first place, being a sprinter, and drinking more than a few swallows of water made me feel like an overloaded boat wallowing through the waves. At an all-day meet when the sun was quite hot, they made us hydrate and I wound up throwing up in between the 200 and the 4×100.

The fact that avoiding the nonexistent dangers of dehydration is actually killing people is just too ironic for words. And to think that we often let science define truth for us!


Mailvox: Don’t get fooled again

KS explains why he won’t remarry:

I found the timing of her divorce declaration to be interesting, to say the least. Six weeks before her graduation, and six weeks before she was supposed to get a job according to our long-standing agreement, she announced she wanted a divorce….

I cried myself to sleep every night for the next several months. I cried until I had no more tears left to cry, until there was simply no more sorrow and emotion left in me. My whole world, my children, the little people who I loved more than anything in the world and for whom I would lay down my own life, were gone. Vanished. They were gone not because I was dishonest or had an affair or intentionally abandoned them. They were gone simply because my ex-wife decided they should be.

Since my divorce I have had seven offers of marriage from six different women (one of them asked me twice), despite the fact that I have told each of these women up front that I would never be interested in marriage again. I have refused marriage not because I thought these women weren’t nice people, but because I simply don’t trust the courts to be fair or honest in the event of another divorce….

As I have had the chance to relate my story to friends and work associates over the years, I have frequently been asked the rhetorical question, usually by someone who has not experienced the horrors that I have experienced, “So, you’re against marriage because you had one bad experience?” My response is usually to ask how many experiences I am required to have in order to know that the institution is hostile to my interests and doesn’t meet my needs.

So I’m opposed to marriage not because of “one bad experience” or “one bad person”, as though my position is somehow childish or ill-considered. Quite to the contrary. I’m opposed to marriage because of extensive, ongoing experience with one bad system that I do not think will change in the foreseeable future…. Since the family courts did not honor either the written law during my divorce nor the oral contracts that were made during my marriage, I have no reason to believe that they would now honor written prenuptial agreements or private contracts, either. I simply don’t trust the family court system, and will not place myself under its jurisdiction again.

KS cuts to the heart of the matter. The reason men need to be far more careful about deciding to get married doesn’t have anything to do with their feelings for a specific woman or even women in general. It has to do with the wisdom of voluntarily sticking your head into a quasi-legal system that is designed to destroy men and their families.

There are a number of ways to protect yourself, of course. Overseas investments are not only wise from a financial point of view, but will almost surely reduce the risk of losing everything in a divorce. If the woman has no idea where the money is and knows that the minute she files, you’re off to the Cayman Islands, she’s probably going to think twice before cutting her financial throat. Even if you’re not rich, you can use an offshore account as a bargaining chip; after all, she doesn’t need to know that there’s only $500.00 in your Bahamian account until after she trades you custody of the kids for it.

This isn’t to say that you should behave in a Machiavellian manner from the first day of the honeymoon – although if you are diving in the Caymans, why not open an account there while you’re at it – but a divorce seldom comes out of nowhere. The time to begin defensive operations is when the signs start appearing, not when the papers get served.

And what are those signs? From the descriptions of divorces I’ve been receiving in the mail, they include:

1. total loss of interest in sex (this means 3x per year, not 3x per week)
2. weight gain
3. loss of interest in the children, their activities and appearances
4. scheduling frequent activities alone in the evening
5. laziness, especially a refusal to work part-time when it’s needed
6. disinclination to do simple household chores
7. noticeable increase in bitterness
8. spending majority of time with a toxic, man-hating friend

Gentlemen, given that you have nothing to lose but your house, bank accounts, children and credit rating, it just might behoove you to pay a little attention to this sort of thing should it crop up in your marriage.


Mailvox: ideological inanities

CS writes in support of government executions:

You seem to play the relativist in that you are so disdainful of ALL government that you even descend to equating Communist regimes with the United States government. You also seem to lump in the the many “killings” by such regimes neglecting that they were not in any sense the execution of Biblically defined justice

You play to the lowest common demoninator when you use broad strokes to paint capital punishment by any and all types of government as “equal”. You also fail to neglect that Jesus Himself was a victim of capital punishment. In fact, He has been the only one who was truly innocent in that has ever been unjustly executed. Your wisdom my assured belief that liberals and libertarians kiss as the far Left meets the far Right.

Not only does CS embrace the assuredly asinine concept popular among left-wing academics that the ideological spectrum is circular – which makes the left-right lexicon irrelevant as well as allows these campus socialists of an international bent to wash their hands of responsibility for their nationalist kin – but he manages to trip over his own rhetoric in insisting that justice was served in every government execution.

This conflation of Original Sin with temporal justice is bizarre, but at least it is uncommon. What is rather more common, if equally wrong, is the idea that the states or the federal government are the least bit interested in justice. Does CS, or anyone, seriously believe that the same people who break their oaths to defend and uphold the Constitution – and the borders – can be relied on to provide justice?

I don’t think so.

Furthermore, I have never equated the US government with lethal socialist regimes; I have rather warned of a dangerous direction the USA increasingly appears to be headed.


Viaggio al centro di Jules Verne

Umberto Eco writes of the great science-fiction author on the centenary of his death:

VOYAGE TO THE CENTER OF JULES VERNE
L’Espresso
April 11, 2005

When we were boys, we were divided into two groups: those that held to Salgari [Italian author Emilio Salgari] and those that held to Verne. I quickly confess that at that time I held for Salgari, and now History compels me to revisit my opinions of that time. Salgari, retold, cited from memory, loved for all the colors it gave one’s infancy, no longer seduces new generations or – to tell the truth – the elders either. When they reread him in search of a little ironic nostalgia, the reading simply makes them tired, and too many of those mangroves and wild pigs come to be an annoyance.

Instead, in 2005 we are celebrating the centenary of the death of Jules Verne, and not only in France are there daily and weekly conventions dedicated to him, searching to demonstrate the many ways that his fantasies anticipated reality. A look at the editorial catalogs in our country suggest to me that Verne was republished far more often than Salgari, to say nothing of France, where there exists an absolute industry of Vernian antiquities. The old hardbound Hetzel editions are certainly very beautiful. (In Paris, on the Left Bank alone, there are at least two stores possessing these splended volumes laid out in red and gold, offered at a prohibitive price.)

For all the merits that our Salgari must be remembered, the father of Sandokan did not have a great sense of humor, (not unlike the rest of his characters, with the exception of Yanez), while the romances of Verne were full of humor. It is enough to remember those splendid pages of “Michele Strogoff” where, after the battle of Kolyvan, the reporter from the Daily Telegraph, Harry Blount, goes to the telegraph office and spends thousands of rubles transmitting verses of the Bible* to his corrispondent in Paris in order to impede his rival, Alcide Jolivet. But Jolivet succeeds in robbing Blount of his position at the telegraph and blocks him in turn by transmitting the little songs of [François] Béranger.

“Hallo!” said Harry Blount.
“Just so,” answered Jolivet.”

And tell me if this is not style!

Another reason for this fascination is that many futuristic stories, read at a temporal distance when that future is already known, leaves the reader a little disappointed, because the things that truly happened, the inventions that were actually realized, are more marvelous than those imagined by the books of the previous era. With Verne this is not so, no atomic submarine will be more technologically wonderful than the Nautilus and no dirigible or jumbo jet will ever be as fascinating as the majestic helix ship of Robur the Conquistador….

And if we do not have the money to buy the old Hetzel editions from antique bookstores and we are not satisfied with the contemporary re-editions? You can go on the Internet, to the address http://jv.gilead.org.il/. There a gentleman by the name of Zvi Har’El, a collector of all the news of Verne, has a list of the worldwide celebrations, a complete bibliography, an anthology of sayings, 304 incredible stamps dedicated to Verne from various countries, translations in Hebrew, and most of all, a virtual library where you can find integral texts of Verne in various languages and see the original French editions as well all of the engravings to save and afterwards enlarge as you like because, sometimes, we are even more captivated the second time.

One of the most decent things about writers, a famously indecent lot, is that they are one of the few disciplines who trouble to remember those who went before.

*Eco makes an uncharacteristic mistake here, as “the verses learned in his childhood” do not refer to the Bible, but rather “the well-known verses of Cowper”, which is to say, William Cowper, the English poet.


Pull your head out of the pop psychology, please

OR shares some misplaced sympathy:

I’ve quickly perused your website after hearing part of your interview on NARN this weekend. You get a pass from me because it sounds like you had a nasty divorce and are (rightly) bitter. Hopefully you don’t let the bitterness take over. There is light at the end of the tunnel–I know. I was married to a lawyer(!) who screwed our nanny and then screwed me and my kids at every turn in the divorce proceedings.

It is not always the woman who is the bad one, although there are more bad women out there than I’d like to admit. I hope you’ll learn to not care as much about protecting your “stuff” and worry more about building real relationships with a good
woman. Keep saying to yourself “This too shall pass.”

When did everything become personal in America? Are there no ideas which are not deeply rooted in one’s psyche anymore? You know it’s bad when even the sympathetic readers are so hopelessly off-base.

I’m not bitter. I don’t hate women and I have no reason to do so. I’ve been very happily married to a very nice, very pretty woman for a long time. Since I do not limit myself to considering only those topics which are approved for public discussion, you can expect to occasionally encounter concepts that you find a priori outrageous. If you can manage to control your knee-jerk reaction, you will usually find that even if I turn out to have gone off the proverbial deep end, there is a logical case to be found down there somewhere.

America did not get from point A to point B by random walk, and it is massively unreasonable to assert that suffragism has had no effect whatsoever on American history. Now, as I am famously skeptical about the future of this country, it should come as no surprise that I believe the female franchise has been one of the various negative factors in the significant reduction of American liberties in the last century. If you think America is headed in the right direction and is getting better every day, no doubt you will disagree.

The reality is that the pallid, strictly limited form of democracy practiced in America is a placebo. The ease with which the electorate can be manipulated is so great that I am sure we would be better off with the pure democracy that technology now makes possible. And yet, how many of these frothing-at-the-mouth voting rights absolutists are willing to support such an expansion of democracy here in America? Very, very few, I suspect.


Metrics required

Instafaggot brings up a valid point:

Firstly, you’ve got this backwards. The “market” drove women into the workplace (increased demand for employees coupled with increased need for families to make more money. Real income has deteriorated during the past few decades) rather than feminism.

VD: [That’s not the market, that’s the government. That “increased need” of which you speak is called taxes. Which leads us back to government spending, which, in turn, was brought about by the people who put the spenders into power.]

Secondly, this is a classic (or rather anti-classic) loaded question which presumes several things that are not proven to be so.

“positive step” is not defined nor is a mean of measure offered. Before you roll you eyes at me, explain how you measure a positive economy. Are we talking about the US only? The West only? The world in general or what? What is the criteria? GNP? Interest rates? Home ownership rates? Are these things really a good measure of “positive”? If so, how?

Define “individual liberties”…For liberals, liberty means freedom from discrimination, economic misery, repression, blah, blah, blah. For conservative, especially Christian libertarians, this means the right to disrciminate and repress, to use bad words, make threats, imprison sodomites, etc. So we’re not clear.

This is a fair question and a reasonable response. I’ll have more on this later, but Liverpool-Juventus is starting. In the meantime, I think Switzerland and the USA offer the best comparisons, given that neither were torn apart by WWII and the fact that Swiss women did not get the vote until 1971 provides a control mechanism of sorts. The context was the USA, but I suspect that the results will be similar in any Western county.

I mentioned a few thoughts in the comments of a previous post, but if anyone has their own ideas for a fair and reasonable metric, this would be a good place to suggest them.

UPDATE – Talk about leaping to errant conclusions! Some bloggers are concluding that I was making an editorial comment about Instapundit here, not responding to a gay blogger who left some comments here. Given his links to Margaret Cho and Michelangelo Signorile, I’m guessing he’s not a VPQF member.


You have to be kidding me

Don Banks reports for SI:

The Vikings could go a lot of different ways with their first of two first-round picks, but finding a big-play receiving threat to replace Randy Moss still seems the most logical place to start. Believe it or not, despite the team’s depth at running back, Texas’ Cedric Benson is also in the mix.

What is in the water at Winter Park? I know Mike Tice is no genius, but considering that he’s got FOUR solid running backs that he only uses 15 times a game against some of the worst run defenses in the league, why would you even THINK about drafting a running back. I don’t care if he’s the love child of Barry Sanders and Earl Cambell, for the love of Bud Grant, get another wide receiver!

This has to be a smoke screen. It just has to.


Do they know nothing about women?

I have to question the logic expressed by Pharyngurl and some of my other critics. They assert that I only got my column thanks to my wealthy father while simultaneously insisting that there has historically been a dearth of attractive women with an interest in volunteering for use as my personal sex toy. Ergo, my presumed bitterness with the sex in general, which, of course, is the only possible explanation for my outrageous (to them) anti-suffragism.

Now, even if one ignores the fact that barely half of one percent of America’s women watch Bill O’Reilly, much less care what someone writes on the Internet, I have no doubt that I could write columns demanding that every literate woman be sent to the guillotine and it would actually INCREASE the number of willing and eager volunteers for short-term sex toy status. And most of them would be liberal Democrats!

I suppose that somewhere out there in the vast multiplicity of universes that surround us, there is a place where wealthy, good-looking young men require more than thirty seconds to find attractive women interested in having sex with them. But not in this particular space-time continuum.

See Tucker Max if you still can’t get this concept through your little socialist brain.

I further note that not a single critic has even attempted to make the case that the female franchise has been a positive step for economic or individual liberties in this nation or any other. But if you prefer to simply call me a loser who can’t get laid, well, that’s effective too. Very persuasive, really.


The myth of voting and other nonsense

Apparently Miss Orac managed to pull herself off the fainting couch long enough to stick her pretty little foot even further into her pretty little mouth. Now she’s insisting that I’m not a member of the Taliban – no, really – but that I’m a Taliban wannabee.

Right. I so want to grow a beard and figure out where Mecca is. And if only I could convert my club’s field into an execution grounds, how happy I would be!

Orac is so caught up in his outrage over my anti-suffrage position that he hasn’t stopped to consider that there is no connection whatsoever between voting and liberty. None. By his reckoning, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were also Taliban wannabees. I’m not just talking about the obvious fact that women were permitted to vote in Zimbabwe, the Soviet Union and Saddam Hussein’s Iraq either, but the fact that many adults are not permitted to vote in the freest countries in the world.

For you see, a resident alien is not permitted to vote in almost any Western country. Switzerland is rightly considered more free than the United States by the Heritage Foundation, and yet 17 percent of its population are non-citizen permanent residents. These are people who have gone to great effort and expense – it is very difficult to get residence there – and are pleased to trade their right to vote for greater individual and economic liberty.

Being a typically parochial American focused on the superficiality of rights rather than their substance, this means of examining the matter would not appear to have occurred to Orac or those of his mindset.

There are three possible results of women’s suffrage:

(1) The women’s vote has improved the nation by enhancing liberty.
(2) The women’s vote has harmed the nation by degrading liberty.
(3) The women’s vote has not effected the nation for better or for worse.

If you believe (1), then of course you think I’m an evil lunatic. Feel free to try making that case and I’ll happily consider it. If you believe (3), then you have no reason to care if women are permitted to vote or not since it has made no difference. But, if you examine the historical evidence, you are very likely to conclude (2), in which case a failure to share my anti-suffrage position is either intellectual cowardice or the aforementioned preference for superficiality over substance.

As for the other inaccuracies scattered about in the comments, my column runs all day on WND and frequently for a second day, I have never, ever complained about Universal Press Syndicate – this is actually the SECOND time they’ve dropped a column of mine, by the way – my father has not been on the board of WND for years and far from being a criminal, was recently offered a massive settlement by the state, (which has already admitted that he never owed them any money), in a desperate and unsuccessful attempt to avoid the jury trial he has been seeking for four years.

Men certainly have many flaws, but they also have no shortage of writers willing, even eager, to point them out. I simply happen to be one of the only male columnists who isn’t afraid to provide a rational counterpoint to the many, many female writers who make a living off their irrational misandry.

As for my “whining and bitching about other conservative columnists”, I seldom criticize the genuine conservatives. Can anyone recall the last time I went after Ann Coulter, Pat Buchanan, Dinesh D’Souza, Ramesh Ponnuru or even George Will? I respect them, even when I disagree with them. It’s the strong government neosocialists who fraudulently pass themselves off as conservatives that will often be found in the crosshairs of my keyboard.

UPDATE – Pharyngurl and a few others are equally weak kneed over this. Someone get the smelling salts! The prize, however, has to go to Burningbird, who produced this gem of cluelessness:

Leaving aside such breathless leaps of inference, again if we look at history, we’ll see that women have campaigned vigorously against slavery, for free schools and libraries, accessible medical care, and for the rights of workers. In fact, women were some of the most vocal anti-slavery campaigners, and the earliest union members. So if we are extrapolating from women’s activism to a specific political and financial system, women have historically favored a more *socialistic form of government and society.

In other words, generally more freedom (if you leave out that little war on the American front), less freedom, more government ownership of resources, less freedom, and less freedom. She then relies on Wikipedia to claim that fascism isn’t socialism, which completely ignores both the historical Fascist program as well as the lifelong socialism of Giovanni Gentile and Benito Mussolini. In fact, Mussolini received his title of Il Duce as a leader of the Italian Socialists long before he founded the Fascist Party and the only reason he abandoned his positions as the editor of Avanti! and a member of the National Executive Committee of the Socialist Party was his change of opinion on the issue of Italian participation in World War I.

Five Facts about Fascism:

“1. Fascism was a doctrine well elaborated years before it was named.

As an intellectual edifice, Fascism was mostly in place by about 1910. Historically, the taproot of Fascism lies in the 1890s–in the “Crisis of Marxism” and in the interaction of nineteenth-century revolutionary socialism with fin de siècle anti-rationalism and anti-liberalism.

2. Fascism changed dramatically between 1919 and 1922, and again changed dramatically after 1922.

Many of the older treatments of Fascism are misleading because they cobble together Fascist pronouncements, almost entirely from after 1922, reflecting the pressures on a broad and flexible political movement solidifying its rule by compromises, and suppose that by this method they can isolate the character and motivation of Fascist ideology. It is as if we were to reconstruct the ideas of Bolshevism by collecting the pronouncements of the Soviet government in 1943, which would lead us to conclude that Marxism owed a lot to Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great.

3. Fascism was a movement with its roots primarily in the left.

Its leaders and initiators were secular-minded, highly progressive intellectuals, hard-headed haters of existing society and especially of its most bourgeois aspects.

4. Fascism was intellectually sophisticated.

Here we should note a difference between Marxism and Fascism. The leader of a Marxist political movement is always considered by his followers to be a master of theory and a theoretical innovator on the scale of Copernicus. Fascists were less prone to any such delusion. Mussolini was more widely-read than Lenin and a better writer, but Fascist intellectuals did not consider him a major contributor to the body of Fascist theory, more a leader of genius who could distil theory into action.

5. Fascists were radical modernizers.

By temperament they were neither conservative nor reactionary. Fascists despised the status quo and were not attracted by a return to bygone conditions.”

In other words, Burningbird, the only reason you suffered whiplash is because you don’t know anything about European history or the political ideology of the Left. Arguing that Fascism is not closely akin to Socialism is as absurd as attempting to assert that there is no relationship between Bolshevism and Menshevism. The only serious difference between Socialism and National Socialism is, obviously, the nationalist element. Stalin’s brand of communism was equally nationalistic – in opposition to Trotsky’s loyalty to the concept of world revolution – but few ar
e silly enough to argue that Stalin’s “National Communism” was the polar opposite of the Marxist-Leninism from which it sprang. But, as David Ramsey Steele explains, 70 years of indoctrination by socialist academics eager to wash the blame for National Socialism off the Left’s hands leads the historically ignorant to this confusion.

The reason that a little knowledge – courtesy of Google or Wikipedia – can be more dangerous than none is that barely informed individuals such as Burningbird actually believe they know what they’re talking about. They don’t.


Ladies and gentlemen, your public schools

From Drudge:

A 16-year-old disabled girl was punched and forced to engage in videotaped sexual acts with several boys in a high school auditorium as dozens of students watched, according to witnesses. Authorities are investigating and no charges have been filed in the alleged attack last month at Mifflin High School. Four boys suspected of involvement were sent home and have not returned to class.

Also, the principal, Regina Crenshaw, was suspended and will be fired for not calling police, school officials said. And three assistant principals were suspended and will be reassigned to other schools….

The girl was forced to perform oral sex on at least two boys, according to statements from school officials, obtained by The Columbus Dispatch. Part of the alleged assault was videotaped by a student who had a camera for a school project.School officials found the girl bleeding from the mouth. An assistant principal cautioned the girl’s father against calling 911 to avoid media attention, the statements said.

Yes, I’m sure reassigning those assistant principals is going to solve a lot of problems. If I’d been that girl’s father, that assistant principal would have been bleeding from the mouth himself.

But the school’s response should come as no surprise. After all, if people were forced to face the reality of what is happening in their child’s school, their consciences might not allow them to continue sending their kids there.