Please excuse the rant

In the last three days, I have received twelve novels and at least that many press releases for computer games. Most of them are obviously crap, some of them are promising and three – Kage Baker’s THE LIFE OF THE WORLD TO COME, Charles Stross’s A FAMILY TRADE and Jacqueline Carey’s BANEWREAKER – look particularly interesting. (I was far less impressed with Carey’s debut trilogy than most, but she does have promise).

Now, I’m not going to review all of them, or even most of them. But I will review some of them and pass word of the better books onto you. Space Bunny has been acting as my filter, unfortunately for her she’s been slogging through a LOT of third and fourth-rate fantasy of late. Meanwhile, I recently finished my piece on Douglas Adams for the forthcoming essays on Hitchhiker’s – THE SUBVERSIVE DISMAL SCIENTIST – and Bruce and I may be teaming up to write a piece for the next Smart Pop book, this one on Harry Potter.

What’s the point? It is this. After reading articles or posts lamenting the state of the culture, or more specifically, the absence of decent conservative and Christian entertainment, I have sent / offered to send copies of my books, (and more recently, my comic), to the complaining conservative commentators. The result? Not one has seen fit to review or even MENTION them. This is not because they read them and found them wanting, but because they simply haven’t bothered to so much as give them a cursory look-through. This isn’t an assertion, I’ve confirmed it with most of them.

I find this to be simultaneously amusing and annoying. Where do they get off bitching about a dearth of such entertainment when they won’t give it the time of day themselves? I’m not just speaking of my own work here; how many people have heard a peep out of the cultural complainants regarding G.P. Taylor’s Shadowmancer, despite the fact that it now tops the CBA charts and if my memory serves me correctly, actually outsold the fifth Harry Potter installment at one point in the UK?

So, here’s what I’m suggesting. If you run across a commentator or blogger who is singing the same old song, email their contact details to me along with a quote of the relevant passage. If it’s a newspaper or magazine journalist, I’ll have my publishers send them a pair of books and the comics for review. If it’s a blogger with more than 1,000 daily hits, I’ll email them the ebook versions along with a copy of Palm’s trial eReader. This will leave them with no excuses that they’ve never heard of such things.

I’m not saying my stuff represents the gems of conservative-friendly literature. Ad I’m no Eco, Stephenson or Simmons. But since I’m on my second secular literary award jury and half my non-Christian fans seem to hail from the Goth world, I have a pretty good notion that it can’t be dismissed as your basic fourth-rate Christian ghetto stuff either.


Me against the machine

Space Bunny refuses to take sides:


Vox won’t be stopping by much today. He’s wrestling with his new machine. I’m not sure who’s winning at the moment.

I got knocked down, but I got up again. It’s never going to keep me down… but have I ever mentioned that Windows SUCKS!!!!! After eleven months of freedom, having to deal with it is nearly sending me off what little remains of my rocker. (My FC2 CD 1 tested bad media… come on, BitTorrent, we’re at 110 of 692 megs now.)

But this thing is a veritable beast. Nothing with a 1680×1050 LCD can really be described as a laptop. I’d hate to meet the woman’s lap that this would fit on; you could fit two Space Bunnies across the screen. The 3D performance is top notch, even so, we’re pushing it hard and had to open up the AGP aperture full throttle just to keep things moving properly.

The sales guy was pretty impressed when he realized we had actually managed to bring his previous uber machine to its knees. He said: “to be running out of texture memory, you’d have to be throwing more than 200 megs at a time at it.” To which I replied, “yeah, 303 megs, to be exact.” At that point, he agreed to take the previous machine back and exchange it for this one, which, to my relief, suffices for the nonce.


Liar!


NINETEEN out of 20 women admit lying to their partners or husbands, a survey on attitudes to truth and relationships has found. Eighty-three per cent owned up to telling “big, life-changing lies”, with 13 per cent saying they did so frequently. Half said that if they became pregnant by another man but wanted to stay with their partner, they would lie about the baby’s real father.

Forty-two per cent would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, no matter the wishes of their partner. And an alarming 31 per cent said they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease: this rises to 65 per cent among single women….

She said: “Modern women just can’t stop lying, but they do it to stop hurting other people’s feelings. It could be argued that these little white lies simply make the world go round a little more smoothly. But to tell a man a baby is his when it’s not, or to deliberately get pregnant when your partner doesn’t want a baby, is playing Russian roulette with other people’s lives.”

That sounds about right, except that based on my experience, I’d say that the one in twenty who won’t admit that she lies is lying too. The venereal disease bit is particularly interesting, as I have a few friends, male and female, who suffer from such afflictions and in every case, the women do not make a habit of telling their prospective partners ahead of time while the men do.

I think the willingness to lie about paternity is particularly despicable, especially when the corrupt family courts are willing to force a man to support a child that is provably not his.


Von opens the can of worms

Von’s case on Lincoln’s rectitude:


Let’s start with the self-evident: Any defense of Lincoln is primarily a defense of the Civil War. If Lincoln was right to wage the Civil War on behalf of the Union, one will be hard pressed to fault him as a President of that Union. If Lincoln was wrong to wage the Civil War on behalf of the Union, however much I say about Lincoln’s domestic programs (and, frankly, the less said the better), I will not save him. The Civil War was the defining moment of Lincoln’s Presidency. And, thus, the Civil War is where we start.

Now, there are many ways to judge the rightness of the Civil War — and most point, without controversy, in Lincoln’s favor. [For instance, it is not hard to see why, as a purely pragmatic matter, the Northern States would be interested in keeping the Union intact. The secession of the South, if allowed, would set the precedent that any state could withdraw from the Union at any time and for any reason — the “more perfect Union” of the Constitution would become a Union-at-will. A Union-at-will is, of course, no union at all. It’s the difference between cohabitation and marriage. Indeed, a union-at-will would hold all federal policy hostage to the preferences of any single state — which, aside from being contrary to both the letter and spirit of the Constitution, would result in the de facto demise of United States of America (such as they were).]

But I will not concern myself with pragmatism, or realpolitik, or practicalities. [That ground is too easy to defend. Nor will I argue about the tremendous evil of slavery — which most would agree was itself sufficient cause for war, just as most would agree that the Holocaust would have justified the invasion of Germany even if Hitler had not disturbed his neighbors. Nor will I discuss the fact that Lincoln was himself no radical, and posed little danger to the South (which had just received a stunning — albeit erroneous — judicial victory in the Dred Scott case). Nor will I address the acts of war that the South undertook upon the North after it purportedly seceded — acts that fully and independently justify a military response by the North — such as the unlawful attacks on federal lands and forts.] No, I’ll limit myself to the letter of the law, and show why secession was illegal.

We start, as we always should in these matters, with the plain and simple language of the U.S. Constitution. Although we can discourse at great length (and perhaps will) on all parts of the Constitution and their historical meaning and context, for the moment let’s restrict ourselves to the preamble to the Constitution. There’s enough there to chew on for quite some time — indeed, you’ll see that I scarcely make it past the first seven words before I start claiming victory.

The preamble to the U.S. Constitution reads as follows:”We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”See who formed the Union: not the several states, but “the People of the United States.” This is important. From the outset, the constituent parts of the Union are not states but individual citizens — and not citizens of each state, but citizens of “the United States.” Indeed, since the union is not (in fact) among the states, but the people, the first seven words of the preamble begin to show that a claim of a right to secede is not merely wrong, but wholly irrelevant. It’s similar to answering “Ontario” to the question “what is two plus two?”

If you doubt the intention or importantance of this line — it’s only a few words, after all — judge it by the lines of its relevant contemporaries. That is, compare it to the first lines of the preambles to the prior Articles of Confederation — the treaty that governed relationships among the states prior to the Constitution — and the Constitution of the Confederate States. You’ll see that each opens in a way that is radically different from the preamble to the U.S. Constitution. The Articles of Confederation begin:”To all to whom these Presents shall come, we the undersigned Delegates of the States affixed to our Names send greeting. Articles of Confederation and perpetual Union between the States of New Hampshire, Massachusetts bay, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia.”

The preamble to the Confederate Constitution reads:”We, the people of the Confederate States, each State acting in its sovereign and independent character, in order to form a permanent federal government, establish justice, insure domestic tranquillity, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Confederate States of America.”

As the old Seseme Street song goes, one of these things is not like the other — and the difference is purposeful and telling. Unlike the U.S. Constitution, both the Articles of Confederation and Confederate Constitution expressly recognize that their unions are comprised of states, not citizens. For them, the language of state secession may be appropriate. The U.S. Constitution, however, provides for the exact opposite. Indeed, at this point, I’m wondering why anyone would believe that state-by-state secession is appropriate under the U.S. Constitution — and I’ve only read the first line of it!

The massive flaw in Von’s case here is very easy to spot. If the constituent parts of the Union are the individual citizens of the United States of America, then each citizen would have had to individually ratify the Constitution, and moreover, the Union could not possibly apply to individuals born later, as no individual can be subject to an agreement to which he has not been a party.

But I’ll leave the rest up to Nate. He’s much more interested in this sort of thing.


Mailvox: he’s so multi-culti

Ellis is morally superior and can prove it – he has both black AND Jewish friends:


Your WorldNetDaily screed posted on December 6 was amusing. How quaint that you think everyone who shops between November 1 and December 31 is Xian. How quaint that you think that salespeople, therefore, should simply assume all the shoppers who approach them are thus Xian. I have five surprises for you:

1. Many non-Xians shop during that time frame.

2. None of them celebrate your late December holiday.

3. The vast, vast majority of them do celebrate a holiday (regardless of whether it is major or minor) sometime in December.

4. They most certainly do not want to be wished a greeting associated with a holiday that is not theirs.

5. Salespeople may be good, but they aren’t so imbued with ESP that they can tell, just looking at acustomer, what his or her religion is. In fact–and I’m sure this will explode your mind–some of my friends are black and Jewish.

Yes, that explains why Amazon refers only to gifts and seasons, and yet features a big red banner today stating that there are “9 days left to use FREE SUPER SAVER SHIPPING for delivery by Dec. 24”. And what is the relevance of December 24th, precisely? I rather suspect that would be that big late December holiday that none of those non-Xian shoppers are celebrating.



Hence the confusion

This column by Paul Greenberg, one of the many syndicated columnists who happens to be Jewish, very much amused me in light of the discussion of the meaning of Hannukah between Scott and Gypsy:


The central metaphor of all religious belief – revealing light – now blots out all the imperial intrigues and internecine warfare. And that may be the greatest miracle of Chanukah: the transformation of that oldest and darkest of human activities, war, into a feast of illumination.

There is more than a single theme to this minor but not simple holiday. One can almost trace the ebbs and flows of Jewish history, its yearnings and fulfillments, its wisdom and folly, its holiness and vainglory, by noting which themes of Chanukah have been emphasized when in Jewish history. So does history say more about the time in which it is written than the time it describes. The message of Chanukah changes from age to age.


Is she or isn’t she?


A woman who gave birth to a child months before entering a same-sex civil union in Vermont is appealing a court ruling that granted parental standing to her former partner. Cheryl Barlow, who says she no longer is a lesbian, was united with Keri Jones, both residents of Utah, five months after Barlow became pregnant by artificial insemination in 2001.

I think the increasingly open sexual flexibility of women, while celebrated to some extent by the lavender lobby, is finally putting the nail in the coffin of the gay genetic argument. Is Ann Heche a lesbian? How about the many actresses and models who have had a dalliance or two with another woman? If one accepts a longtime married man’s declaration that he is now gay, one must likewise accept the word of a former denizen of the gay bars who asserts that he is now straight.

The truth is that one is not controlled by one’s inclinations. The fact that I’d rather like to plow my way through the entire Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader squad in alphabetical order does not mean that I have no choice but to do so. The fact that a young man happens to be aroused by an International Male catalog and remains indifferent to Victoria’s Secret does not mean that he is condemned to a life of venereal diseases and prancing about to bad electronic music. The fact that one has a greater prediliction for one action than another never excuses acting upon that prediliction; to say that it does is tantamount to arguing that a hot-tempered man cannot help but kill anyone who raises his blood pressure by cutting him off in traffic.

The truth is what it is. The fact that even one heterosexual individual can go gay or that one homosexual individual can go straight demonstrates that change is possible. The lavender lobby’s ridiculous denial of the possibility only demonstrates its intellectual dishonesty and its obvious fear of the implications.


Oh, relax

RJ gets dramatic:


Scott, very true, I do understand why they see us that way but I think the opportunity for a great alliance is being lost because of that theological viewpoint.

The Bible preaches “Love thy neighbor” and I do beleive most Christians love Jews because of that, but beware, they may love us but as I am learning from many posters here, they certainly don’t like us or want us as part of their lives.

The distinction between celebrants of Christmas as a celebration – however historically inaccurate – of the birth of the Savior and non-celebrants is neither controversial nor insulting. Jews deserve to be lumped in with atheists and Muslims in this regard, just as I would expect to be included with atheists, Muslims and Hindus as a non-celebrant of Hannukah. Moreover, we are all non-celebrants of Kwanzaa; I’ve never actually met a single person who celebrates that fictional holiday.

Not to rely on a cliche, but Space Bunny worked as a nanny for a Jewish family for eight years and lived with them for six. Never once has religion been an issue in our friendship and we have attended their religious ceremonies just as they have attended ours. I quite like the give-and-take aspect of their synagogue, to tell the truth, it’s an element that the Christian church might do well to consider adopting in place of the one-way lecture from time to time.

The problem as I see it is that Jews with public influence need to stop doing two things. First, to stop insisting that every mention of Christianity is either an insult or an attempt to establish a theocratic Christian state. Second, the Jewish figures of import of Hollywood need to stop overtly and covertly attacking Christianity. I am no anti-Semite, but the vicious attacks on Mel Gibson and his faith by Abe Foxman, the ADL, Jewish media figures and Hollywood momentarily made me feel some sympathy for the medieval kings who periodically kicked the Jewish people out of their kingdoms.

I have lived as part of an overwhelmingly outnumbered ethnic minority. (In Japan). One does not have to be a bootlicking sycophant, but if you do not behave with respect for the majority in their own land, it is difficult to argue that you deserve much sympathy when someone steps on you. One need not necessarily do as the Romans do when in Rome, but if you decide to take it on yourself to piss on Caesar, don’t be surprised when his Praetorian Guard takes a dim view of the matter.


Loving what you do

There may not be a lot of money in writing… yet, but there sure are some nice perquisites. I emailed the estimable Mr. Charles Stross to inform him that I had received a copy of his new (and first) fantasy novel, A Family Trade, and to compliment him on the rather nice job the publisher had done with the book.

Like me, Stross is a Dana aficionado, which may in part explain why he sent me an e-book of A Family Trade for review along with the two forthcoming sequels, Hidden Family and The Clan Corporate. I haven’t started AFT yet, but the basic concept is more than a little intriguing, and if he’s boldly going where I suspect he might be, I’m going to be mightily impressed.

Needless to say, reviews will be forthcoming.