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I usually find it difficult to post anything passing for even remotely thoughtful on Saturdays, mostly because I’m usually thinking about writing the following Monday’s column during the course of the day. And once I’m done with that, I’m not terribly inclined to post anything that requires the least bit of mental effort.

Also, the fact that the gym closes early on the weekend doesn’t help.

Anyhow, I’ve decided to try experimenting with rotating weekly guest bloggers. Each week I’ll select one blogger from a list of volunteers; you’ll have to be a member of the Reader Blogroll to volunteer… well, to volunteer successfully, anyhow. Email me the post by the following Friday and I’ll post it here on Saturday along with a link to your blog. Posts can be on pretty much any subject and do not need to be in accordance with my views, although if it’s something that’s over the top or likely to cause another host of idiots like the Atriocities to descend upon the blog, I won’t post it and you’ll lose your chance. Profanity and general indecency is likewise forbidden; if any such offenses require committing, I will commit them, thank you very much.

Posts can be any length up to 750 words. If you’ve got more to say, well, that’s what the link to your blog is for and you can continue the theme there if you want.

Any volunteers?

1928 1933

Communist 77 14.6% 81 15.3%
Social Democrat 143 27.1% 120 22.7%
Democratic 20 3.8% 5 0.9%
Center 68 12.9% 74 14.0%
Bavarian Volk 19 3.6% 18 3.4%
Economic 23 4.4% 0 0.0%
German Volk 30 5.7% 2 0.4%
Nationalists 41 7.8% 52 9.8%
Nazi 107 20.3% 288 54.5%

What’s interesting here is that while your average college professor will insist that the Nazi’s were right-wing extremists, drawing support from the more conservative elements of German society, he doesn’t usually know that the National Socialist party drew inordinate support from women and he almost surely doesn’t know what the actual vote totals from the last elections in the Weimar Republic were.

Carroll Quigley’s judgment on ideologies is suspect, given that he wrongly places the National Socialists on the extreme right, but I have listed the vote totals from the 1928 and 1933 elections as per his ideological classifications to demonstrate something interesting. (There were also elections in 1930 and two in 1932, but including them only serves to underline the point while making it somewhat complicated for a blog post.)

But if the electorate was moving to the right, why then would two of the three parties of the left, the Democrats and Social Democrats, lose almost eight percent to the National Socialists while the left-most party increased slightly? Especially when the second-rightmost party gained, as did the Center.

The picture makes more sense if one considers the National Socialists in their rightful place, a party of the hard Left with nationalist appeal. The other parties that prospered – the Communists and the Nationalists – showed that the German voters were increasingly supportive of A) hard left ideology, and, B) German nationalism.

Thus, it seems more reasonable to conclude that the SPD, the KPD and the NASDAP parties were all left-wing parties competing for a left-leaning electorate and it was the addition of nationalism to its socialism, combined with their advantage of economic credibility over the Communists, that gave the Nazis their popular appeal

And James Brown is dead…. Yes, my office is massively clean now, with a floor off which you could eat assuming you want to try to wrestle the Ridgeback. Did I mention that I like our new robot? She’s a little tired now after doing her happy dance, but I have a feeling that she’ll be acquiring some new friends soon.

I’m not saying that I’ve been evangelizing The Word According to Roomba around here or anything, but I am thinking about buying ten minutes on Sunday morning on one of the satellite channels.

Ya got’ta charge up!

By the way, has anyone noticed that the chirping “think I’m gonna dance now” melody when she gets started sounds more than a little bit like the theme from Intellivision NFL Football? Actually, it’s not really all that similar, but it’s close enough to make me think that some fake crowd cheers would be awesome. Also, strobing neon lights would be cool in the dark.

Between Roomba and Ron Mexico, I have to say, I’m having a pretty good week.

Today, of course, is the day we honor the birthday of that great man, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin. While I have not yet realized my long-cherished dream of urinating on his corpse, I like to remember him on this, that most Soviet of days.

Oh, are we calling it Earth Day now? Well, piss on that too. One moment…. In fact, I just did.

Star & Sickle columnist Nick Coleman unwisely elects to write to PressThink:

Do you THINK the press is being de-certified? Which side are you on? I thought that was your game plan. You ripped me last fall without even speaking to me because I had the poor judgment (or maybe the balls) to confront right wing wingnut bloggers who have my newspaper (and most others) in the crosshairs of a constant all-out partisan attack. And they are winning, prof. The Star-Tribune now has hired a by-god certifiable right wing activist and power megaphone. Funny, I haven’t seen you make any mention of that yet. Nor do I remember you defending me in December when I criticized the dudes at Powerline, who I called extremists while most of the academic press fakers of the world were bending over to kiss their jodhpurs. By the way, in case you haven’t paid attention, many other journalists have since come to the same conclusion. I could cite chapte and verse, but why bother.

Nick Coleman is a being of scientific wonder. He’s both a prick and a pussy! As one PressThink commenter noted, where are those two anti-blog screeds? They seem to have mysteriously disappeared from his archive at the Red Star…. And of course, he’s a legacy media dinosaur, too slow to realize that in the blogosphere, what you write will be read, noted and commented upon regardless of whether it is an email, a blog post or a column. Didn’t you get the government memo? There is no privacy anymore.

I realize it’s hard for the legacy media types to get over the assumption that everything they write will vanish to the winds and be forgotten three days later, (and where are all those gunfights on Washington Avenue that the concealed-carry law was certain to bring about?) but some people just have to learn the hard way.

Nicki, my dear angry little chickadee, the reason Mr. Rosen wasn’t defending you is because, unlike you, he’s not dumb enough to think your position is a defensible one.

MM doesn’t want Big Brother’s protective fist:

I read your article, “Stay single, young man!”. I have only been introduced to the Libertarian mindset within the past two years and I must say, I agree with much of it. I am very curious as to what the legal (or any other) implications, or possible repercussions, are if I were to take the “unlegalized” (for lack of a better term) marriage route. It is my firm belief that government has no place in marriage, and I do not welcome its interference into mine. I would really appreciate any information you could send my way and also your own wisdom concerning the matter at hand. I am a young lady who wants the most God-honoring marriage possible, and this is one area I’ve been pondering about for quite some time. Thanks for addressing it!!

I’m no lawyer and I’m not in the mood to consider legalities for fun today – had enough of that over the last few days in my real job – so if anyone is up for playing out this scenario, have at it.

Most financial commentators are excited about yesterday’s sizable rally in the equity markets, thinking it a sign that the Bull has returned. Of course, since most financial commentators are credulous fools with no sense of history, they are completely wrong.

It may be counterintuitive, but sharp, powerful rallies are actually a very bad sign for the stock market. Consider that since May 1, 2002, there have been 30 days wherein the Dow closed at a 2 percent gain or more, including yesterday. 12 of those big rally days occurred in the 113 trading days from May 1 to October 10, 2002, when the Dow went from 10,059.63 to 7,181.87, losing almost a third of its value, a big rally ratio of 10.62 percent.

Of the other 18 that occurred in almost three years of post-October recovery, five occurred within the first eight days of the intermediate-term October 10 low, with six more in the next three months. These 18 big rally days have been amassed in 637 trading days, for a big rally ratio of 2.83 percent.

Furthermore, the average big rally when the trend is down is 3.6 percent, whereas the up-trand big rally averages only 2.29 percent if one excludes the first two days of the rebound. Therefore, unless yesterday’s performance is followed and surpassed by larger rallies over the next week, one must conclude that yesterday’s big day is a powerful confirmation that the bear market has resumed and it is time to exit your long positions.

In summary, big rally days cannot be considered indicative of bull markets or intermediate-term recoveries, except at the immediate beginning when they occur in rapid progression.

There’s been a lot of email like this today, thanks to the Lew Rockwell link. Note to PR’s kids – don’t make a big deal about your parents’ 50th anniversary!

Could I perhaps comment on your article ‘Stay Single Young Man’. Sadly I am not a young man and have been married for probably longer than you have been alive. However, your sentiments and message are something I emphatically support. I feel desperate for young men and want them so much not to make the same mistake as I did. Those I meet I try to warn but it is a uphill task. All I can do is to tell them and you that there is nothing in marriage for a man. You might ask why I did it. My answer is that it was not my idea. I was just maneuvered and coerced into what was expected without wanting it at all. Men are easily manipulated when they are in their twenties and suffering from being sexually charged.

Being married is like having your own private torturer. It is the death of your very self as you become no more than a wage earner put to the task of supporting a womans dreams. Of course the man always fails – forever condemned for being inadequate in only providing ninety percent of what is being demanded.

I know that not all marriages turn out like this, but it is important for young men to understand that many do. Also, the changes our society has undergone has greatly improved the chances that you will never be capable of providing the woman you marry with the happiness she believes is hers by right.

This quote which purports to be from a woman’s discussion forum may help demonstrate that your expectations and hers are unlikely to be in perfect alignment: “My second husband and I were pregnant and happy. He has 3 children from a prior marriage, and all seemed peaceful. His ex wife, upon learning he was having a child with me engaged an attorney and upped the child support to the point where half of his income after taxes is being paid to her.

Now, instead of being able to stay home with my new daughter, I will have to go to work to support her. And if it ever goes bad in my marriage, I will receive very little support…. This is what I am thinking. Maybe just cash out now, sell the house at some point, and let him pay until the inheritance hits. In the meantime, I can remarry, after a little “playtime”. I do feel like he promised me happiness and now it is all just sadness and I have to work.

Notice that he didn’t actually promise her happiness, but the mere feeling that he did is rationalization for a divorce. This guy can certainly pick them, can’t he! So, cheer up, PR, it quite obviously could be worse.

The New York Times reports on what they’re learning in the public schools:

harges filed yesterday against a math teacher in Brooklyn were the latest in a string of five cases said to have involved criminal or inappropriate behavior by school employees that have stunned parents and school officials.

The teacher, Joanna Hernandez, 27, surrendered to face misdemeanor charges of kissing one of her students, a 15-year-old boy, in an empty classroom at Intermediate School 55 in Brownsville during school hours, the police said.

How very shocking! Again! The inability of parents to pay any attention whatsoever to what’s going on in their children’s schools is astounding. The great appreciation expressed by those living in a wealthy Minneapolis neighborhood for a new school in their area – none of them actually know anything about the curriculum, but the brick is pretty and the teachers are all SO very nice – was not even dented when one of the school’s most highly regarded teachers was recently arrested for attempted murder.

This isn’t denial, it’s indifference. I don’t know how I can put this any more plainly. If your child is in a public school for any reason except your poverty,you’re either clueless or uncaring. And no, you almost surely don’t love your child as much as those who are willing to put them ahead of the leased BMW, the new Toyota minivan or the twice-yearly vacations.

A Hitchhiker’s review, courtesy of the OC:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie is bad. Really bad. You just won’t believe how vastly, staggeringly, jaw-droppingly bad it is. I mean, you might think that The Phantom Menace was a hopelessly misguided attempt to reinvent a much-loved franchise by people who, though well-intentioned, completely failed to understand what made the original popular – but that’s just peanuts to the Hitchhiker’s movie. Listen.

And so on…

It’s bad on a big scale because enormous swathes of the story have been dispensed with – most of the Guide entries, whole scenes – or changed beyond all recognition. And it is bad on a small scale because many, many wonderful lines have been cut or in some cases actually rewritten to make them less funny. Whatever your favourite line from Hitchhiker’s, there’s a good chance that it won’t be in the film. Even if it’s really well-known, widely-quoted, much-loved, very funny – it will probably be absent from the movie. Or if it is there, it might have been changed.

I cannot even describe how deeply I loathe Hollywood. The baseless arrogance of those cretinous idiots who think they can tell a story better than the master storytellers is just sickening.

Thank God for Peter Jackson. He alone has proved himself worthy of his source material.