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A woman who said she had fallen in love with a snake got married to the reptile in a ceremony in India’s eastern Orissa state, it was reported on Friday. The wedding took place on Wednesday near the state capital, Bhubaneshwar, with nearly 2,000 people celebrating the event, believing that the union would bring good fortune to the village.

Thirty-year-old Bimbala Das was married to the creature by Hindu priests in an hour-long ceremony, the PTI news agency reported.

I’ve never bought into the canard that women who put off marriage until their thirties aren’t ever going to get married, only that they are likely to marry lower down the social scale than they would have previously. Or, as it happens, the evolutionary scale.

But I’m sure the groom is a very fine snake, as snakes go. I hope they’ll be very happy together.

From the Washington Times:

With just five months to go before the midterm elections, President Bush, whose once-faithful base has abandoned him in droves, is turning to the same conservative hot-button issues that won him re-election in 2004 — homosexual “marriage” and judicial nominees….

Thus, there is a White House strategy to move swiftly to nominate more conservative judicial nominees, which political guru and top Bush political strategist Karl Rove sees as a decisive issue in elections — an issue Mr. Bush effectively exploited in 2002 and 2004.

If the American electorate falls for this one a third time, I may have to go from deep skepticism to full-blown cynicism.

Dan is entangled in the pretexts:

[Slavery was] not one of the reasons, but the main reason. The declarations of secession themselves prove this. They broke away because they feared the loss of their slaves. The North rightly wanted to keep the union whole, and unfortunately the only way was through war. The South fired first.

But the main reason for me showing this stuff is to show to those who actually think the Civil War was not about slavery when slavery was at the heart of the break up of the Union.

To argue that the main reason for the Civil War was slavery is akin to asserting that the main reason for the German invasion of Czechoslovakia was the Czech’s suppression of the ethnic Germans of the Sudentland. After all, the Germans said so! Slavery was simply a pretext, primarily for the North, but to some extent also for the South as shown by the aforementioned secession articles. Nevertheless, the real reason for the Civil War was the same one behind nearly every other war in history, namely, who will rule?

It is sometimes amusing to see how inept historians from various disciplines attempt to cobble together a convincing rationale for a war or a series of wars, which they inevitably explain is due to something related to their own particular discipline. The Marxist always sees class struggle, the economist always finds an economic rationale and the good patriot dependably parrots a moral cause. But none of these notions explain how all of Europe knew that Charles VIII of France would go to war as soon as he was old enough, which he did because that’s just what young, powerful kings seeking glory were expected to do at the time. While there have been wars spawned by clashes of economics, ideology and religion, even a relatively casual perusal of military history will demonstrate that the vast majority of wars simply stem from the desire of one elite to expand its reach at the expense of another.

The North went to war against the South for exactly the same reason that the Emperor Hadrian sent Severus to Iudaea, to prevent a rebellious province from breaking away from its rule. The fact that keeping the Union together by force and exerting Federal power over the formerly sovereign Southern states, not ending slavery, was the driving force behind the war should be obvious for three reasons.

1. President Lincoln expressly stated so.

2. The Union made no effort to end slavery anywhere else in the world.

3. The four slave states that stayed in the Union were not attacked. Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland and Missouri were all slave states and members of the Union. West Virginia remained a slave state after breaking with Virginia to stay in the Union and slavery continued in the District of Columbia itself until 1862.

The USA is not particularly concerned about slavery, nor has it ever been. There are still an estimated 27 million individuals enslaved around the world, but this does not trouble Washington at all. Does anyone truly believe that the federal government would be similarly indifferent to an attempt by a state to secede over taxes, immigration or marijuana laws today?

Central government always seeks to expand its power and usually attempts to resist any dissolution of its power. The fact that the Civil War is considered to have settled the question of secession once and for all – despite the fact that the complete absence of any trials for treason indicates that the Southern states were rightfully exercising their legal and Constitutional sovereignty to leave the Union – demonstrates that the sovereignty, not slavery, was the main reason for the Civil War.

This appalling practice of traffic in extraordinarily gifted humans must come to an end! Not only are Russian gangsters buying and selling women, but they are now trading in Ukrainian strikers… Abramovitch just paid $55 million to Milan for Shevchenko.

Ah well. Arsenal’s row just got harder to hoe, as Chelsea walked away with the Premiership despite not having a dependable scorer up front. On the bright side, perhaps having a hit man around will encourage the Special One to stick around for another year. I’m only surprised that the Bush administration hasn’t taken note of the Special One’s recent press conference, in which he told the reporters to shut up and then read his own set of questions to himself.

The press complained, but in fairness, he did answer all of his own questions, even the harder-hitting ones.

Derbyshire goes into full Lamentations mode:

So there I was, absorbed in reading an interesting article about neurobiology. This was in the Chronicle of Higher Education, for which you need a subscription. Then suddenly—CLANG!—they dropped an anvil on my foot.

Many traditional forms of brain imaging require a subject to lay down in a claustrophobia-inducing tube inside an extremely loud scanner, a situation not conducive to meditation or prayer, says Dr. Newberg.

Well, yes, I suppose it must be hard to meditate while laying down in a tube. I mean, you have to concentrate on getting the down laid nice and evenly, and as far up the sides of the tube as it’ll go. But what kind of down are we talking about here? Goose down? Swan’s down?

This is probably a lost cause…. In any case, I’m still shocked to see this in a journal that boasts itself as being “of higher education.”

Whereas Derb sees this as a time to cry, I tend to view it as a time to laugh.

Peggy Noonan writes of a third party:

Something’s happening. I have a feeling we’re at some new beginning, that a big breakup’s coming, and that though it isn’t and will not be immediately apparent, we’ll someday look back on this era as the time when a shift began.

All my adult life, people have been saying that the two-party system is ending, that the Democrats’ and Republicans’ control of political power in America is winding down. According to the traditional critique, the two parties no longer offer the people the choice they want and deserve. Sometimes it’s said they are too much alike–Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Sometimes it’s said they’re too polarizing–too red and too blue for a nation in which many see things through purple glasses.

In 1992 Ross Perot looked like the breakthrough, the man who would make third parties a reality. He destabilized the Republicans and then destabilized himself. By the end of his campaign he seemed to be the crazy old aunt in the attic.

The Perot experience seemed to put an end to third-party fever. But I think it’s coming back, I think it’s going to grow, and I think the force behind it is unique in our history.

The idea of a “purple” party melding Republicans and Democrats is particularly funny. As if adding a third faction – and a “centrist” one at that – to the ruling party is going make any difference whatsoever.

The truth is that the country can be divided into the two-thirds that opposes the Constitution and the concept of limited government, (knowingly or unknowingly), and the one-third that supports it. Unfortunately, 90 percent of those who support limited government are currently affiliated with the appropriately named “Red” faction of the Democratic-Republicans; nothing will begin to change until those supporters of limited, Constitutional government give up their decades-long effort to fix the Red faction.

I’m not saying that things would magically improve, by no means. As Nate has pointed out, genuine and significant change seldom occurs within the legal framework of any political system. But it would certainly hurl a giant monkey wrench into the nation’s march towards oblivion.

UPDATE – Podhoretz the Younger does not disappoint with the eminently predictable reaction to Noonan’s column:

In my book, Can She Be Stopped?, I specifically warn Republicans and conservatives about the temptation to listen to the “siren song of schism” — the notion that they would be better off casting a protest or third-party vote in 2008. Such a vote, no matter how principled it might seem, would have only one result, and that is to elect Hillary Clinton. It is a default vote for Hillary Clinton….

If people cannot stomach voting Republican and need to cast a protest vote, that is their right. But nobody should be under any illusions about what it means. It means Democratic rule.

Which differs from the current rule in precisely what regards? Ignoring the Constitution 90 percent of the time instead of 75 percent? Signing up for 100 percent of globalist decrees instead of 85 percent of them? Invading and occupying countries without oil instead of countries with oil?

Better an open enemy that faces you than the false friend who stabs you in the back.

From the Washington Times:

A federal report released yesterday found that 47 percent of American men without a high-school diploma have fathered a child out of wedlock, compared with about 6 percent of college graduates.

To me, this is one of the great ironies of the educationists. Like feminists and socialists, they push a philosophy that is not self-sustaining, but requires a constant inflow of children from those produced by more life-affirming philosophies.

It is a pity that so many otherwise traditional parents are so willing to turn their progeny over to them, as left to their own devices they would finish themselves off within two generations.

I also found it interesting to note that more men think highly of fatherhood than marriage, although it was surprising that two-thirds still thought it was better to be married than single. That is, of course, a general statement, one tends to consider the matter rather differently when it becomes specific.

The other night, I asked a friend of mine why he hadn’t married his girlfriend, since they lived together and had children. He laughed and said that as he’d already been through one divorce, he saw no reason to repeat the experience. I find it hard to blame him, even as I can see the foundations of civilization shaking in his behavior.

These are not the sort of problems amenable to fixing.

Three points spring to mind:

1. Soldiers are supposed to kill people. It’s what they do, it is their reason for existence. If you are dumb enough to put soldiers in a situation where they can’t tell the enemy from the civilian, civilians will get killed. It is inevitable. The person who should be held responsible for Haditha, if there is indeed anything for which to hold anyone responsible, is President Bush.

2. Civilians killed by errant bombs are as unjustly dead as those killed by bullets fired by errant soldiers. To pretend that these Marines are potentially murderers while Air Force pilots can only be responsible for “collateral damage” is absurd.

3. The battle for hearts and minds has been lost. It’s over and it has been for a while. It doesn’t matter if the Haditha shootings were murders or the wholesale invention of Al-Jazeera, the result is the same.

The Occupation is a complete and utter failure, as I predicted from the start, and since the USA is going to pull out and declare victory at some point in the future, it might as well be now. The idea of “democratizing” Iraq was always insane, as the election of Hamas has now proved to those too historically ignorant to remember the four military coups required to save governments in Turkey and Algeria from democracy.

The only way to successfully occupy a country in the long term is to do it the way the Romans did. (If you think the German Occupation worked, I encourage you to compare a map of Greater Germany circa 1942 with one of the European Union.) Establish your people in the conquered territory and colonize. Since we can’t even successfully populate our own country these days and no American is yearning for a condo overlooking the Euphrates, the idea is a non-starter.

If this was a real war in defense of the nation, no one would be concerned with this sort of thing. But since it isn’t, I have no doubt that we’ll spend plenty of time and effort prosecuting good soldiers for doing exactly what they are supposed to do. The world is still the nasty, brutish place it has always been and no amount of “training” and pretending otherwise is going to change that fact.

It seems Forbes Magazine and I are not the only ones dubious about the value of a modern college education (Link to PDF):

In America and all across the western world, intellectuals are enthralled with the abolition of moral and intellectual standards. In the courts and in the media, as well as the classroom, they are ramming this dogma down the throats of the vast majority….

But am I not endorsing the very anti-intellectualism I decry? Not at all. Authentic, rigorous higher education is simply not designed for everybody. By pretending otherwise, we spend millions on counterfeit courses, cheat those who would have benefited from genuine learning, and frustrate legions of young people who drop out and flunk out. Nothing, of course, prevents those who opt for vocational
training to investigate the world of books and ideas. Indeed, they may do so without being exposed to the leftist slant that colors much of the current academic experience.

As is often said, democracy depends upon an informed citizenry. But “informed” is not a synonym for half-educated or badly-educated. There is such a thing as self-education, of course, and after decades in the college classroom I’ve become convinced that it is the hope of the future.

Formal education is mostly a scam. For example, I have a piece of paper that claims I am some sort of expert on Asia and can speak Japanese as well as what passes for the lingua franca of the Dismal Science. I also have a few college credits of German, (albeit only thanks to a good high school teacher and decent results on an AP test).

The reality is that I can understand a few words of Japanese on a good day and if I’m lucky I might be able to respond with some polite noises. I can get by reasonably well in German as long as the conversation remains simple and superficial. Es tut mir leid, ich spreche nur ein wenig Deutsch, sprechen Sie mehr langsam, bitte…. However, I am fully functional in Italian despite my complete lack of corresponding academic credentials. Go figure.

As the price of college continues to spiral, as grade inflation continues apace and as the mind sewage of left-wing propaganda continues to flow, one really has to wonder why any parent in his right mind would encourage his child to attend a university.

The Telegraph:

Unmarried couples could win the right to a share of each other’s wealth in the event of a break-up under plans being published today. The Law Commission will publish a consultation document setting out possible improvements in the rights of the two million Britons who live with a partner.

A key proposal is likely to be changing the law to recognise contracts drawn up between live-in lovers and setting out how property should be divided if a relationship falters. The commission may also propose that couples who live together for a certain period of time – according to some reports, for two years – should get legal and financial rights.

The plans may even go as far as proposing divorce-style payments when cohabiting couples split up in some circumstances, particularly when children are involved.

So, having created massive disincentive for men to marry with the ridiculous divorce laws, the British government would now like to hold men legally and financially responsible for relationship duties that they have successfully and intentionally evaded. No doubt the American family courts will soon see cause to cite British law in this regard.

I wonder if I can hit up Big Chilly and the White Buffalo for support cash… after all, we lived together for more than the proposed two years, so what about my legal and financial rights?

I rather hope Britain does enact this lunacy. The unintended consequences should be humorous, especially the adventures of the cohabitation police who will be required to investigate and determine if a man has dumped his girlfriend after 23 months solely to avoid her establishing a claim on his property.

Isn’t it amazing how the Left, in the nominal name of preserving rights, ends up trying to dictate every little detail of a man’s life.