Stop human slavery!

This appalling practice of traffic in extraordinarily gifted humans must come to an end! Not only are Russian gangsters buying and selling women, but they are now trading in Ukrainian strikers… Abramovitch just paid $55 million to Milan for Shevchenko.

Ah well. Arsenal’s row just got harder to hoe, as Chelsea walked away with the Premiership despite not having a dependable scorer up front. On the bright side, perhaps having a hit man around will encourage the Special One to stick around for another year. I’m only surprised that the Bush administration hasn’t taken note of the Special One’s recent press conference, in which he told the reporters to shut up and then read his own set of questions to himself.

The press complained, but in fairness, he did answer all of his own questions, even the harder-hitting ones.