Granted, most people probably haven’t even heard of him, but regardless, there isn’t a single person on the planet who is surprised by the dissolution of Neil Gaiman’s marriage.
Best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman and his singer wife Amanda Palmer have announced they are to divorce after their open marriage broke down.
The couple, married for 11 years, have been outspoken about their unusual set-up in the past, insisting that it works for them.
But in a joint statement published on their individual websites and social media, they said they have now made the ‘difficult decision’ to divorce.
If those two literally crazy godless freaks can’t make it, well, that says absolutely nothing about anyone else’s relationship. And no gamma, no matter how famous or successful, is ever going to retain the attention of a famewhore.
To be honest, I was under the impression they’d divorced years ago.