The magic magnet

I realize this is supposed to scare us. And yet the solution is pretty obvious, because you know, we could always just NOT LET THEM IN:

Large teams of newly trained suicide bombers are being sent to the United States and Europe, according to evidence contained on a new videotape obtained by the Blotter on Teams assigned to carry out attacks in the United States, Canada, Great Britain and Germany were introduced at an al Qaeda/Taliban training camp graduation ceremony held June 9.

A Pakistani journalist was invited to attend and take pictures as some 300 recruits, including boys as young as 12, were supposedly sent off on their suicide missions.

Fortunately, they won’t be a problem, our open borders notwithstanding. We’ll just take them out when they attack our troops in Iraq, because the presence of our military forces there acts as a magic terrorist magnet. See, if we weren’t over there, we might have to fight them over here.