Embrace the Hopium

I’m announcing a video competition for FOUR MORE YEARS (Storm mix). One week, put together the most absurdly triumphalist Trump video for it that you can, send me the links to download them, and I’ll review the entries on the Darkstream and we’ll put it out on YouTube, Rumble, and so forth after announcing the winner on Arkhaven Nights.

We’ll also use clips from those video entries as the basis for a GOD’S GONNA CUT YOU DOWN-style video featuring everyone in the community who is interested in going on camera when the full Booster Patrol version is ready. Sing, play a guitar part, the bass part, the drums, it’s all good. But don’t record yourself with this version, because there will be, at the very least, some minor changes going from the digital world to the analog one.

And when I say “absurdly triumphalist”, this is the sort of thing I’m talking about.

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UATV is the App

Elon Musk didn’t need any special app to know that the election was over well before CNN and other networks declared Donald Trump to have won the 2024 US Presidential election at 5 AM Eastern time on November 6th. All he had to do was watch the Darkstream.

JOE ROGAN: “Apparently Elon created an app and he knew who won the election four hours before the results. Dana White told me Elon said ‘I’m leaving. It’s over. Donald won.” I don’t know how he did it. Dana said Elon showed him the app and said “It’s over,” and then just left.”

Five hours before that, I declared that Trump had almost certainly won, and and 90 minutes later, after establishing the further confirmation for which I was waiting, I put it in writing on VP. The fact that Trump won Miami-Dade County in Florida, and Harris had hundreds of thousands of fewer votes in Broward and West Palm Beach counties, was all we needed to know that she wasn’t going to be able to squeak by in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Wisconsin, and Michigan the way that Biden did.

That’s a 12.4 percent lead in Florida. I don’t see how that’s overcome, if Trump is overperforming. I said this is going to be a bigger Trumpslide than the previous one. Than the previous two. But this really looks that way… Wow, this is huge. Trump won Florida by four times more than he did in 2020! We can almost certainly safely conclude that Trump is going to win at this point.

That was at 8:15 PM on November 5th, only 75 minutes after the first polls closed. The only modicum of doubt was whether this overperformance vis-a-vis 2020 was a unique situation due to Florida Governor DeSantis limiting the Democrat shenanigans, and the underperformance of Harris in certain specific other counties that we were tracking as soon as the polls closed at 8 PM was sufficient to prove that it was not. So I declared Trump the winner at 9:45 PM and went to bed.

This is why subscribing to UATV in general, and the Darkstream in particular, is a smart thing to do. You can literally know what’s happening before the richest man in the world does, and well before the mainstream media tells anyone else.

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Four More Years and More

We’ve created two new channels on UATV for subscribers. Both are music channels and feature both listenable and downloadable MP3s as well as viewable videos. One is dedicated to Booster Patrol, the other, called Voxiphonik, is comprised of my various AI music experiments in a variety of genres, including A Drink with a Coconut, Seas of Blood, and Four More Years (Bright Future mix). Which, of course, should not be confused with Booster Patrol’s Four More Years (Storm mix). There are only a few songs up there now, but more will be uploaded over the next month.

FOUR MORE YEARS (Storm mix)

I woke up in the morning
In the real America
The sun was shining brightly
The new era had dawned

It felt as if the last four years
Were nothing but a dream
From nightmare to insanity
And nothing in between

Hey hey hey na na nay
The man is back in town
Hey hey hey na na nay
The second time around

Four more four more four more years
Four more four more four more years
This time he’ll do it right
Four more four more four more years
Four more four more four more years
The future’s looking bright

You knew that he was coming back
The man you couldn’t stump
You knew you couldn’t stop him
The man named Donald Trump

You stole four very precious years
And spent them all on war
So now we’re drinking up your tears
We’re coming back for more

Hey hey hey na na nay
The man is back in town
Hey hey hey na na nay
The storm is coming round

Four more four more four more years
Four more four more four more years
This time he’ll do it right, this time he’ll do it right!
Four more four more four more years
Four more four more four more years
The future looks so bright you’re gonna need shades!
Four more four more four more years
Four more four more four more years
This time he’ll do it right, yeah yeah
Four more four more four more years
Four more four more four more years
The future’s looking bright, Hell yeah!

Hey hey hey na na nay
The man is back in town
Hey hey hey na na nay
The second time around
Hey hey hey na na nay
The clowns are going down
Hey hey hey na na nay
The storm is coming round
I said the storm is coming round, yeah!

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The GenX Election

This may be the only US Presidential Election that Generation X ever decided. And, even so, we still had to choose between two candidates who weren’t one of us. Let’s face it, most of us would vote for an infant or a corpse over a Boomer. Any Boomer. Except, in this case, the old Boomer was much closer to our values than the young one.

Still don’t like this “Red State” nonsense. Democrats are the Reds.

Megan Fox, a fellow GenXer, attributes our generational hostility for the Surveillance State to our semi-feral childhoods. Which is probably at least partly true. We don’t see what business our employers or government agencies could possibly have poking into our business when our parents couldn’t usually be bothered with it. It’s actually kind of comical when our children are disappointed that we don’t keep closer track of the details of our lives; they have no idea how much more interested we are in them than our parents were in us.

And now we’d very much like to see President Trump transform into God-Emperor Trump and burn the whole Deep State structure down to the ground. If you listen to last night’s Arkhaven Nights, you can hear, not one, but two versions of FOUR MORE YEARS, although listeners should be warned that they contain 100-percent raw hopium.

I woke up in the morning in the Real America
The sun was shining brightly, the dawn of a new era
It felt as if the last four years were nothing but a dream
From nightmare to insanity and nothing in between

Hey hey hey nana nay the man is back in town
Hey hey hey nana nay the second time around

Four more four more four more years
Four more four more four more years
This time he’ll do it right
Four more four more four more years

Four more four more four more years
The future’s looking bright, hell yeah!

I think we’ll have to make a video of the second version. The bass really drives and the guitar solo is epic.

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Trumpslide 2024

I’m turning in and calling it. Trump’s overperformance, particularly in Florida, combined with Harris’s underperformance in Democratic strongholds such as Rhode Island and Virginia, suggests that Trump will win all four swing states, Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania (in order of likelihood) and thereby surpass 270.

In fact, I said it was pretty obvious that Trump had won around 9 PM Eastern on the epic UATV Darkstream, which featured more than 700 concurrent viewers, after Trump unexpectedly won Miami-Dade County.

If I’m wrong again, as I was after the 3 AM shutdown and steal in 2020, so be it. But that’s how it looks to me at the moment.

UPDATE: It appears I was correct. Trump has already been called the winner in three of the four states mentioned, and has a 93,000-vote lead in Michigan as well as 102,000 more votes in Oakland and Wayne counties, the two Michigan counties where the Democratic votes are historically “found” late, than in 2020. With at least 286 electoral votes, Trump has already been called the winner by the media.

Let us hope that this time, we will actually see President Trump wage the war against the Deep State that we were promised by him.

UPDATE: The foreign media has now conceded too.

BREAKING NEWS Donald Trump wins the 2024 US presidential election: Republican pulls off a resounding victory over Kamala Harris after sweeping to victory in swing states

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Rogan Endorses Trump

A little on the late side – way to commit there, Joe – but still interesting as it’s indicative of how a surprising number of people on the soft Left are now publicly associating themselves with what has been regarded for decades as the Dark Side by everyone in the entertainment industry.

Podcaster Joe Rogan has endorsed Donald Trump following an interview with one of the former US president’s most influential supporters, Tesla CEO Elon Musk. The endorsement came on the eve of the November 5 election, pitting Trump against the Democratic nominee, Vice President Kamala Harris.

My expectation is for a third straight Trumpslide, only this one will not be stolen with fabricated votes. Jim Cramer, on the other hand, sees the Wall Street tea leaves predicting a Harris win. Either way, if you’re a UATV subscriber, join us for an election night hangout on the Darkstream at 7 PM Eastern.

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Election Night Stream

Just a head’s up for tomorrow. While I am streaming tonight, tomorrow night will be a UATV-exclusive hang where we’ll discuss the early results coming in. We’ll get started around 7 PM Eastern and roll for at least two hours, perhaps more depending upon what’s going on and how much caffeine is flowing through my veins. If you haven’t subscribed to the Darkstream yet, or at least to UATV in some capacity, this would be your reminder to do so.

Go ahead and prepare some election-related questions and put them on SG so we’ll have something to discuss in case it’s a snoozefest with no results reported.

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200+ Videos

And that’s on the Legend’s channel alone. If you haven’t resubscribed to UATV yet, this is a good time to do so. The new backend now permits a vastly improved method of uploads for pre-existing videos, which is why there are 20 new videos from The Legend Chuck Dixon available; we should be caught up with his YouTube channel within two weeks.

Why bother subscribing to UATV when you can get a number of the creators on YouTube? Because they’re probably not going to last there much longer. The first big wave of YouTube censorship took out Big Bear, Stefan Molyneux, and me because we were amassing significant numbers of subscribers. The current wave, which is just getting started, is likely going to take out a number of the creators who took our places; sooner or later every right-of-center creator will find himself ejected from SJW Central. That’s why we constructed UATV in the first place.

JDA’s recent ejection from Kickstarter after no less than 10 very successful campaigns there is an object reminder of the absolute need to build and utilize our own platforms. The censorship pogroms come and go in waves, and it is evident that the latest wave of thought-policing is just gathering strength.

In other UATV news, Booster Patrol debuted our new video for WOW! on the Darkstream last night. So 80s, much wow. Sadly, John did not play the guitar solo wearing a pink plastic jumpsuit, as the Stylistic Imperative clearly demanded.

The 80s were 100 percent pure cheese, but they were a LOT more fun. I know. I was there.

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