Can’t Stop the Shine

The White House doesn’t forget:

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot.

In the immortal words of Infinite:

Dicks out for Harambe, chicks out for Harambe, bitch you ain’t a 10 you just a 6 to Harambe.

This is not a meme, it’s a lifestyle.

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The War on Happy Holidays

One of my favorite things about Christmastime in recent years is the way that the War on Christmas is in full and shambolic retreat. It’s heartwarming to see so many people treating the fake regard for the imaginary holidays with all the contempt and derision that it has always merited.

[Excessively vulgar derision removed. Sure, it’s funny, but edifying it is not. Any time you can be mistaken for South Park, you’ve gone too far.]

I can’t even imagine what the channers and memelords are going to do to the Diwali festival if anyone tries to shove that one down our throats…

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Nuclear Rhetoric

The man who lived by the meme is now dying by it.

It certainly cannot be argued that either the first or the second Trump administration has even begun to make the USA America again, much less make America great again.

This doesn’t mean it was wrong, stupid, or foolish to have had hope. It just means that most men fail in the end, regardless of what their intentions might have been.

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Meme of the Week 24

It was a tough competition this week on the Darkstream. For the first time ever, there were FOUR 10/10 memes and most of the other memes were high quality as well. But this one clearly took the prize, as it didn’t require a single word to rhetorically criticize the convergence of ChatGPT.

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Weekly Meme Review

She Finally Saw Color, 2025

You know the drill. One meme per customer. But lay off the memes about the Ukrainian girl murdered by the young man who didn’t do nuffin and was going to be a college student as there are a million of them around now.

Also remember that the paywall is up, so if you haven’t renewed your subscription to UATV yet, you should get that process started so you can take part in the next one.

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