Tuesday Arktoons

WARDOGS INC. Episode 17: Drone Channel Zero

ENTER: NIGHT Episode 13: Missing Person

BOB Episode 107: Victims

VEGFOLK FABLES Episode 184: Grade A

CHUCK DIXON’S AVALON Episode 91: Broken Rules

BEN GARRISON Episode 89: WEF Class

FAIRY DOOR Episode 4: A Midnight Exchange

FULL OF EYES Episode 20: Anastasiform Presence

CHATEAU GRIEF Episode 195: It’s A Bluff

THE BLOODSTAINED DEFILE Episode 3: Mark of the Black Lancers

EVIL MONKEY MEMES Episode 74: But I’m Not Tired

DEUS VULT Episode 23: Worry Not and Have Faith

As you can see, even when some of our flagship comics are taking a break as we finish the production process for the next run of episodes, the number of series on Arktoons keeps growing. Meanwhile, the rest of the industry is rapidly approaching full collapse, as the fate of Amazon-owned Comixology demonstrates.

Comixology was always a bad idea. Although, it was an understandable one.

It started life in 2007 as a fansite, it had articles on shared interests, upcoming issues, cover art and artists, in short it was fulfilling the functions that old Wizard Magazine used to provide.  It also had tools for brick and mortar comics shops.  

Finally it launched an online comic book reader.

In 2013 Amazon tried to get into comic books by publishing their own line called Jet City Comics.  And they got it wrong.

Amazon tried to approach comics like a book publisher instead of comics publisher.  It launched several titles with NY Times best-selling authors like George RR Martin and Neal Stephenson plus a few of their in-house self published writers like Hugh Howie and Marko Kloos.  

Jet City failed to launch.  Trad pub writers as comic book stars was a marketing plan that didn’t move the needle.

So, the next year Amazon bought up Comixology, apparently in the hope of conquering the comic book world that way.  Like I said it was a bad idea.  Comic Books had done nothing to future proof themselves and attract Zoomer readers.  It had become a middleaged man’s market.  Putting current comic books in a new electronic format didn’t excite any interest in young boys and this was just before trying to serve the boys’ tastes in any way became a crime against humanity.

ComiXology’s second biggest problem was its Guided View system.  If you never used, I envy you.  It only worked well on large format touch screens like an iPad or and iPad Pro, it didn’t really look good on smart phones.  How Guided View works is, you flip to the page and then double tap on the panel you want to see.  In theory it’s fine but in practice half the time you are flipping to another page when you wanted to look at a panel, and glancing back at another panel is a pain.  It works but not without some degree of frustration and nowhere near as well as the simple up and down swipe of an Arktoon.

But ComiXology’s primary problem was its owner. 

Do you think the Dark Herald is too biased and pro-Arktoons to be relied upon on this subject? Very well, consider a neutral party’s assessment. At some point, Bleeding Cool is going to have to either a) stop ignoring Arktoons and Tapas and Webtoons or b) stop covering non-manga comics.

Comixology was once heralded as the place to purchase digital comic books, thanks to its worthwhile discovery, awesome sales, and easy navigability for perusing decades of books from a large assortment of publishers. While Amazon bought the company back in 2013, it wasn’t until 2022 that Amazon started tossing its weight around, completely replacing the user experience on the web and app with something much closer to the Kindle interface, and it was nowhere near ready. This rushed and poorly thought-out move left the Comixology team scrambling to fix all the things Amazon broke with the switch, and now Amazon is laying many of them off.

In the great wave of 2023 layoffs happening right now, on the Amazon side of things the Comixology crew is getting hit hard, with many questions left unanswered about what will ultimately happen with the service. As it stands, it’s looking more and more like Amazon has killed the digital comic industry in one move, and now it’s doubling down with layoffs instead of making things right with its customers.

The comic book news site Bleeding Cool recently reported about a series of Facebook posts and tweets from Comixology employees discussing the current layoffs at the company. You can read the Technical Account Manager’s post above, which mentions he’s now part of a skeleton crew, one of the few left at Comixolgy, which is not something that’s good to hear about a service that in the last year ruined the libraries of its users, decimating book discovery while also eradicating any chance of convenient checkouts or lucrative sales. Basically, everything that made Comixology great was wiped out when Amazon moved to the 4.0 release based on its own Kindle app. This includes the web experience, as the store was moved to Amazon.com, which is missing an incredible amount of features that more than likely are now gone forever despite promises things will be fixed. Well, how will that happen if there’s only a skeleton crew running the service?

UPDATE: 11 million views…

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The Subversion of the Hero

And the intrinsic immorality of the Marvel hero. One thing you’ll notice about Arkhaven heroes compared to Marvel and DC heroes: they are absolutely willing to kill the wicked without hesitation or remorse. This is an excellent piece on the insidious modern subversion of the Western hero:

Classical heroes kill their enemies. This is really their most essential job. The role of the hero archetype is to slay dragons and evil kings. Their purpose is to root out evil. They may show mercy on occasion, but this is not their primary role. Mercy-giver is the role of the king. The Folk Hero’s job is a violent one for the sake of good.

However, your typical modern era hero story almost always includes a moment where the villain must be offered a chance for “rehabilitation”, or must stand trial, or where the hero does everything in his power to avoid using deadly force out of some moral reluctance. The modern hero is suspiciously full of reluctance to stamp out evil.

This “Marvel morality” is everywhere.

Try paying attention to this next time you watch a modern action movie. There is almost universally a moment in every film where the main character will show some reluctance to kill a truly evil villain (never mind the countless nameless villains the hero kills- this sentiment is reserved only for the main antagonist). This is a truly inexplicable trope. What is reveals is a reluctance on the part of modern Western culture to define actual evil. Everything must be nuanced. When we knew what evil was, heroes did not have to waste time on these silly moral dilemmas. There was no question on whether the heroes dead wife and children “would have wanted” him to take revenge on their killer, no question on whether the tyrant should be violently thrown down from the slain king’s throne. Questions like these would not have even been asked a couple generations ago, but in modern media a hero that kills evil without hesitation is unheard of. It would offend our modern sensibilities.

Think of Superman, or Batman. One of their defining traits is an unwillingness to kill. Even to kill evil, heinous villains. Its fine for Superman to destroy an entire city and likely countless civilians, but not to actually kill the main antagonist. Why? It is because they are products of a Neo-liberal marvel morality.

You could look to The Chronicles of Narnia as an example. In Prince Caspian, Peter duels the tyrannical king Miraz in a single combat. During the duel Miraz is traitorously slain by his own nobles, but there is never any question that King Peter is absolutely trying to kill Miraz. There is never any discussion between Peter and Caspian about sparing Miraz’s life- why would they?

However, the movie version of the story completely changes the this into a scene that could only have been written in the 21st century. No, Peter is not too “cowardly to take life”. This is a ridiculous question.

Peter saying Mira’s life is “not mine to take”. This is ridiculous. They are in a single combat to the death for the rule of Peter’s kingdom. Of course it is his to take. It is in fact his duty to do so.

Ok, he hands the sword to Caspian. This is fine I guess. Peter is not abandoning his duty, but letting the exiled prince avenge his father. Maybe the scene will turn out ok?

Nope.

Miraz then implies that Caspian killing him means “he has the makings of a Telmarine King”. This is ridiculous. Only a Telmarine King would slay a traitorous, fratricidal tryant? What?

Caspian says “not one like you”. As if avenging his father is comparable to his uncle’s crime of regicide and fratricide? This is ridiculous.

Then, Caspian inexplicably, ridiculously, spares his traitorous uncle in what appears to be some demonstration of high moral character.

Why even write this scene at all? Why show both Peter and Caspian spare Miraz when neither of them do in the book? Why not just have Mira’s nobles murder him during the duel?

Because in the eyes of the writers of this science, this makes them noble. For some reason, the hero must be shown being merciful to the main antagonist. Because in our modern eyes, for them to single-mindedly seek his destruction would be apprehensible. Note that both Peter and Caspian kill numerous other Telmarines in this movie with no moral qualms, Telmarine soldiers that have all wronged them less than their Lord Miraz did. This scene is in the movie for no reason other than to shove 21st century Neo-Liberal values down the audience’s throats.

This scene is awful.

Mercy is not a bad thing. But it is almost always used inappropriately in modern media like this. It is used not as true mercy, but as nauseating moralizing.

As a result of this inability to define true evil and treat it as such, our heroes must also become less heroic. Our popular media is filled to the brim with antiheroes.

A real folk hero suffers none of these delusions. If Superman were a real hero, he would kill evil men, not let them live to murder another day.

Indeed. Even as a child, I found it infuriating how Hollywood never permitted a hero to take decisive action, but only allowed him to use lethal force after first defeating, then mercifully sparing, the villain, who would then inexplicably attempt, and fail, to kill the hero, leaving the latter no choice but to finally finish off the villain. The first Lethal Weapon is a particularly egregious example of this cinematic trope.

In fact, at this point Batman should really be regarded as an accomplice and an enabler of the Joker, given how many times he has spared him and thereby permitted him to murder again and again and again. One might not unreasonably suspect of Batman of harboring secret sympathies for the Joker’s attitude toward the human race.

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Monday Arktoons

DEUS VULT Episode 22: Life and Love

CHUCK DIXON PRESENTS: WAR Episode 80: Marine Raid on Munda

PAPER DOLL VERONIKA Episode 46: Dinnertime Speculation

FULL OF EYES Episode 19: Look Only to Him

CHATEAU GRIEF Episode 192: Negative Development

THE WISE OF HEART Episode 2: An Educational Misdemeanor

EVIL MONKEY MEMES Episode 73: Welcome To My Nightmare

THE BLOODSTAINED DEFILE Episode 2: Steel on Steel

New comics and text episodes are being added by independent creators every week now. Check out THE WISE OF HEART, a new series featuring Arktoons’s unique illustrated text episodes.

THE WISE OF HEART

Wednesday Arktoons

MIDNIGHT’S WAR Episode 63: Who Do You Serve?

FAIRY DOOR Episode 1: The Border Town Girl

THE BLOODSTAINED DEFILE Episode 1: Archers to the Front

CHATEAU GRIEF Episode 190: De-feeted. Pro-Rogue.

EVIL MONKEY MEMES Episode 72: In One Basket

CHUCK DIXON PRESENTS: WAR Episode 80: Marine Raid on Munda

BOB Episode 103: A** Wipe

VEGFOLK FABLES Episode 178: Kindling

BEN GARRISON Episode 87: The J6 Swamp

STONETOSS Episode 154: Shock Therapy

DEUS VULT Episode 21: The Lord Guides Me

CHUCK DIXON’S AVALON Episode 89: Never Gonna Stop

If you want content, Arktoons has got it in spades. Two new text series launch today, THE BLOODSTAINED DEFILE and FAIRY DOOR. Check them out!


Weekend Arktoons

INVASION ’55 Episode 26: Road Kill

A MIND PROGRAMMED Episode 9: A Mirror of the Mind

PAPER DOLL VERONIKA Episode 45: Abandoned Halls

BEN GARRISON CLASSICS Episode 77: Hillary’s Wiki-Leak

ENTER: NIGHT Episode 12: Missing Person

THE RED TATTOO Episode 29: Imprisoned

VEGFOLK FABLES Episode 177: Insta-Solve

THE SWORD OF GOD Episode 40: Scariest Thing Imaginable That’s All You Had to Say

FRIDAY FISH FUNNIES Episode 1: It All Adds Up

BOB Episode 102: New Year Plans

WARDOGS INC. Episode 16: I Have a Target

CHATEAU GRIEF Episode 189: For Old Gang Sign

FULL OF EYES Episode 18: It Shall Be

Also today, Day by Day honors Arkhaven with an homage.



Arkhaven is Inevitable

Seriously, there is just no other conclusion suggested by the evidence.

Well that happened.

What do I even say to this?

Yes, the Joker is pregnant… As stupid as the subject matter is, the artwork is so much worse.

What. The. Actual…

You know, I really thought DC was scraping rock bottom with those two notorious pages of Batgirl commiserating with a young man in a dress over his gender being correctly identified by a doctor. I’ve now realized that the bottom for DC and Marvel probably isn’t even in sight yet.

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