Asians are “invasive”

It’s official. It is now racist to refer to Asian people as “Asian”. People whose heritage stems from what used to be known as “the Orient” or “Asia” should henceforth be referred to as “Invasive”:

Finally, after years of oppression, Asian carp can finally breath a sigh of relief. Following the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service’s lead, The Asian Carp Regional Coordinating Committee announced that they will now refer to Asian carp as “invasive carp”. 

Amongst those pushing for the name to be changed was Minnesota state senator Foung Hawj who considered “Asian carp” to be offensive, or even racist. ABC7 News reported that Hawj received applause at an Asian-American conference when it was announced that the fish would be gifted a new name: “It’s a nuisance, a small thing, but it can resonate greatly,” Hawj said.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service was the first to designate the species “invasive carp”, doing so in April. The Asian Carp Regional Coordinating Committee are expected to make the name change official in early August.

Please be careful to use this totally inclusive and not-offensive language in the future. 

Thursday PM Arktoons

A THRONE OF BONES Episode 12: To Hell and Beyond

CHUCK DIXON PRESENTS: ADVENTURE Episode 9: Death in Kela 

The latest CDP: Adventure brings back the once-famed, now-cancelled Charlie Chan! Arkhaven is also extremely pleased to announce that the notorious Stonetoss is now joining Arktoons and his editorial cartoons will be appearing there twice a week, beginning next week.

Shut up, Boomer

 for fucks sake, stop with all the boomer shit.

Certainly, just as soon as the last Boomer either repents or dies. If you don’t like it, go away and watch Fox News or play pickleball or buy another condo or do whatever it is you Boomers do as you await your own personal Day of the Pillow.

This is a waste of an able mind, and irrelevant.

It is neither. The best way to convince the younger generations that they should not follow your generation’s wicked example is to pour unrelenting scorn and contempt on you. No one wants to be like you. No one wants to be remembered the way you will be remembered. Your very identity has already become an offensive term, like “gay” or “Negro”. It’s a beautiful thing.

And it’s amusing that the Boomers think it takes any effort at all to make a conclusively damning case against them. Every day, in every way, they are condemned by the state of the world they sought to create. Just to give one example, all of that ridiculous Mandela worship and bragging about ending apartheid in South Africa isn’t exactly aging well.

Collapse 2040

It appears I’m far from the only one who has been expecting the neo-liberal world order to collapse for a long time:

In 1972, a team at Massachusetts Institute of Technology predicted that humanity’s pursuit of economic growth without regard for environmental and society costs would lead to society collapsing by the mid 21st century – a new study finds this may become a reality.

Gaya Herrington, Sustainability and Dynamic System Analysis Lead at KPMG, undertook the task of proving or disproving MIT’s claims and used a world simulation model that analyzed how our world has progressed from 1972.

Herrington looked at 10 key variables, such as population, industrial output and persistent pollution, and determined our business-as-usual mentality will spark a decline of economic growth within the next decade. 

However, the data revealed an even bleaker future – our world could experience a total societal collapse by 2040.

A total societal collapse would mean an abrupt decline in quality of life, food production, industrial output and ultimately the human population. 

The primary factor these scarcity projectionists have failed to take into account is the rapidly declining quality of the human population. While technology has repeatedly rendered pessimistic projections incorrect, the declining average IQ and performance capabilities of the Western nations combined with the relative expanse of the low-performance populations vs the high-performance populations has now reached the point that one can’t count on many more technology rabbits being pulled out of hats.

I still see no reason to modify my prediction that the USA will break apart in the 2033 timeframe; certainly that could provide the impetus for the subsequent collapse of the neo-liberal world order. 

That will be non!

The French refuse to accept the imposition of vaccine passports and discrimination against the non-genetically modified:

Police fired tear gas at demonstrators who threw rocks and bottles, set construction equipment on fire in Paris, and picketed state buildings across France, in response to President Emmanuel Macron’s vaccine and health pass moves.

Mass protests all over the country took place on Bastille Day, the anniversary of the 1789 storming of the notorious Paris dungeon that kicked off the French revolution. In Paris, police fired tear gas to suppress the demonstrators.

Social media posts about the protests included the hashtags #PassSanitaire and #VaccinObligatoire, referring to Monday’s announcement by Macron that healthcare workers will have to get vaccinated against Covid-19 by September 15, or face losing their jobs. 

Moreover, a “health pass” to be introduced in August will limit entry to bars, restaurants, cafes and shopping centers in favor of those who’ve either tested negative, are fully vaccinated, or recently recovered from the virus. Macron had previously promised there would be no vaccine mandate or health passports. 

These protests that erupted all around the country have been big and intense, so it’s intriguing to see how the mainstream English press has been attempting to downpedal them, since they so egregiously violate the narrative of “everyone else has been vaccinated” that is being pushed now.

The trends aren’t all bad

 A Federal court overturns a gun ban dating back to 1968:

A US appeals court has ruled against a longstanding federal restriction that prohibits sales of handguns to adults younger than 21, finding that the age-based ban is unconstitutional.

“We refuse to relegate either the Second Amendment or 18- to 20-year-olds to a second-class status,” Judge Julius Richardson wrote in Tuesday’s ruling by the Fourth US Circuit Court of Appeals in Richmond, Virginia.

The 2-1 decision by a three-judge panel found that Congress failed to show sufficient public interest to justify precluding 18- to 20-year-olds from enjoying their full Second Amendment rights when it passed the law in question in 1968. Congress used “disproportionate” crime rates to craft the legislation, restricting the rights of “overwhelmingly law-abiding citizens,” and it failed to show that licensed dealers were the source of guns used by young adults to commit crimes, the court ruled.

There is still a long way to go. And it doesn’t help that the globalist governments of the West are trying to force discrimination against anyone smart enough to avoid injecting the spike proteins. But there are silver linings among the growing clouds.

No one said it would be easy. In fact, they repeatedly warned you that it wouldn’t be.

Boomer Suicide

Inspired, of course, by the greatest movie in the history of moving pictures.

Feel the peace of your vaccines

Your body crawls with spike proteins

Your doctor swears it won’t do harm

Just stick that jab into your arm

Boomer suicide, just do it

Boomer suicide, they knew it

Boomer suicide, jump to it

Boomer suicide, just do it

You don’t believe they’d lie to you

It’s getting hard to breathe

So lay your weary head to rest

You failed the final Darwin test

Boomer suicide, just do it

Boomer suicide, they knew it

Boomer suicide, jump to it

Boomer suicide, just do it

In the event that you happen to find this amusing to some degree, please note that it is not an invitation to tell the same joke again.