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Brave Sir William is practically in tears:

As a CBS News correspondent in the early ’80s, I worked with Rather and have known him for more than 20 years. Listen to me: There is no way on this Earth that he would have knowingly used fake documents on any story.

It may be true that Rather did not vet the information supplied to him by producers, but few anchor people do. They are dependent on other journalists, and this is a huge flaw in the system.

Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded. I believe Rather, along with Andy Rooney, Walter Cronkite and other guardsmen of the old CBS News, is liberal in his thinking. That is certainly a legitimate debate – how for years CBS News has taken a rather progressive outlook. But holding a political point of view is the right of every American, and it does not entitle people to practice character assassination or deny the presumption of innocence. Dan Rather was slimed. It was disgraceful.

This is so wildly full of equine detritus that it almost made me laugh out loud. Bill may believe Dan is “liberal in his thinking” but Dan, on the other hand, denies, denies, denies it. He is mainstream. The documents are real. And that CBS report will be out any day now.

You can’t slime someone when you are speaking the truth about them. Hey Freaky Factor, what’s the frequency?

Bill’s real bitch is that in the Information Age, everyday men and women can finally call the rich and powerful media magnates on their hypocrisy and prevent them from hiding what Epictetus called “the darkness inside”. We all have it to some extent, but blowhards like Dan and Brave Sir Bill have made a career out of pretending they don’t.

Since the advent of the VCR, and with the arrival of DVD players, those who want to get to the movie have been free to skip past the coming attractions. The entertainment industry, however, is exerting pressure in Congress with the hope of making it impossible to skip past previews and advertisements at the opening of DVDs. Legislative language that would have done just that — make it illegal for DVDs to allow fast-forwarding — was struck at the last minute from a copyright bill that passed the Senate late Nov. 20.

Abandon all hope, Republicans, if your Republican House, Senate and President go for this one. You cannot possibly claim that the Republican Party supports constitutional or small government if its politicians are willing to exert legal force to make people watch what they don’t want to watch in the privacy of their own homes.

What’s next, video game makers forcing people to play their games? Keen observers will note that this fascist action by the MPAA explodes the notion of the inherently “conservative” corporation.

A gentleman in military intelligence retracts an attempted correction:

You had posted something about Iran being all Shiite, and I said that was wrong. Doh! Sorry about that – I’m not usually that retarded, and that’s actually somewhat embarrassing for somebody in my field.

No problem. Shiite happens.

Last week: 14-2. Overall: 98-60. Fantasy: 5-5-1 (6th place)

W-Indianapolis Colts over Detroit Lions

W-Philadelphia Eagles over New York Giants

L-Denver Broncos over Oakland Raiders

W-Pittsburgh Steelers over Washington Redskins

W-Atlanta Falcons over New Orleans Saints

W-New England Patriots over Baltimore Ravens

W-Minnesota Vikings over Jacksonville Jaguars

L-Tampa Bay Buccaneers over Carolina Panthers

Green Bay Packers over St. Louis Rams

W-Cincinnati Bengals over Cleveland Browns

W-San Diego Chargers over Kansas City Chiefs

W-Houston Texans over Tennessee Titans

W-Buffalo Bills over Seattle Seahawks

W-Dallas Cowboys over Chicago Bears

W-New York Jets over Arizona Cardinals

W-Miami Dolphins over San Francisco 49ers

Pension and benefit payments face disruption after what is being described as the biggest computer crash in government history left as many as 80,000 civil servants staring at blank screens and reverting to writing out giro cheques by hand in the latest blow to a hi-tech Whitehall revolution.

A week-long crisis in the giant Department for Work and Pensions created a backlog of unprocessed claims with up to 80% of the ministry’s 100,000 desk machines disrupted or knocked out by a blunder during maintenance….

“At this point there is no known solution or ETA,” said the memo. “We are hopeful that some interim measures that are being considered may release some users from their current deadlock.” A routine software upgrade on a small number of PCs last weekend is believed to have gone disastrously wrong when an incompatible system was downloaded on to the whole network.

On the other hand, maybe the Microsoft empire is secretly flying the black flag with the golden apple. Fnord! The best part is that the “small number of PCs” is reported to be SEVEN.

Joe Carter of the Evangelical Outpost lists six reasons why NPR is better than talk radio, while the Elder takes great exception. It makes for entertaining reading; this is a debate in which I can’t really take part since I’m far more inclined to listen to KFAN, Disturbed or Haydn than either.

While I enjoy my occasional visits with the Northern Alliance, I tend to find radio rather boring on a daily basis. I simply don’t like to obtain my information aurally; my dad is always trying to give me tapes that I will not accept because I know I’ll never listen to them. I need to read information to digest it properly, which is one reason I love the Blogosphere and am far happier with a blog than I’d ever be with a radio show.

That being said, the one thing that NPR has over talk radio (and that liberals have over conservatives) is in the area of culture and entertainment. Conservatives are simply terrible about giving any credence to this area; the very same people who will lament that there are no Christian or conservative alternatives to the atheist secular hit of the moment will assiduously ignore such alternatives even when they are brought directly to their attention. (And yes, I’m speaking from personal experience here.)

I think this happens for the same reason that local media seldom pays much attention to homegrown talent until it hits the big leagues. Conservatives in the media instinctively feel that “their” entertainment is inherently inferior, so they won’t pay attention to it until the secular mainstream does so, at which point they’ll constantly and annoyingly claim it as their own. I always thought it was amusing that Psykosonik got national and international coverage before being mentioned in either of the free local rags… despite very successful shows at First Avenue and Glam Slam, neither major newspaper saw fit to even mention our existence until we already had our music in a Details magazine CD, a Nintendo game (X-Caliber 2097) and a movie (Mortal Kombat) and beaten out Prince for a Minnesota Music Award (best dance record).

The punchline is that by that time, half of our “Minneapolis-based” band had already moved to San Francisco.

First Libertarian elected to partisan office in Georgia history

Following a hotly contested three-way race (and a two-way runoff) Libertarian Ben Brandon was elected Nov. 23 to the position of county executive in Dade County, Georgia. With his success, Brandon has become the first Libertarian elected to office in a partisan race in the Georgia Libertarian Party’s 32-year history, according to Mark Mosley, chairman of the Georgia LP. Dade County is a small county of about 16,000 residents in the northwest corner of the state. Brandon won with about 66 percent of the vote — taking 1,614 votes, while his Republican opponent drew 841….

Brandon will take office in January as Dade County’s first elected county executive. Voters decided in 2002 to change their form of government, to elect an executive who will both run the county’s day-to-day operations and serve as the chairman of the county board of commissioners. Previously, the post was that of a county manager who was hired by — and worked for — the county commission, which required that the office-holder have a master’s degree and extensive business experience.

Brandon noted on his Web site that he was the only candidate for the office who had the experience necessary for a county manager. “In this election we will be selecting the county executive, a position equivalent to the chief executive officer (CEO) of a corporation,” he explained before the election. “Dade County has a budget of $10 million dollars. The county manages the resources for the police and fire departments, roads, and maintenance.

Ben was kind enough to inform me that he was running as a Christian Libertarian, which apparently makes us 1 for 1 on elections so far. Congratulatins, Ben, and remember that standing by your principles is more important than winning re-election. If he ignores what the bureaucrats tell him is possible and reasonable and does what is right, he’ll either be so successful and popular with the people of Dade County that he’ll be unassailable, or so unpopular that he’ll be unelectable. Here’s hoping he has great success in reducing goverment and expanding freedom in one little corner of America.

Howard Richman writes:

Vox Day concludes that there are only two options, either the parent owns the child or the state owns the child. I have noticed that people with simplistic political ideologies (libertarians, anarchists, fascists, and socialists) tend to propose false dichotomies, pretending that the only choices are the extremes. Here Vox Day is holding that there are only two choices:

1. absolute parental power (Christian libertarianism) or

2. absolute governmental power (socialism).

I oppose absolute power whether held by the parent or the government and prefer the American system of checks and balances over both libertarianism and socialism.

And I have noticed that people who are unable precisely articulate their own position have a tendency to claim that the problem is too complex and their position too nuanced for them to actually express it. Is Mr. Richman proposing a new, hitherto unknown philosophy of matrix ownership? The fact that libertarianism, socialism and fascism are coherent political ideologies hardly makes them simplistic.

Mr. Richman clearly does not understand that while the operational reality allows great latitude for multiple influences, there can ultimately be only one controlling authority. With regards to a child’s education, either the government is operating under the aegis of parental authority or vice-versa. The power that can dictate the education and claim the child at will is the owning party; if a state government can take the child away from the parent simply because the parent does not send the child to a school on the government-approved list, then it is the state government that owns that child, not the parent.

Furthermore, that American system of checks and balances is federal and does not apply at the state level, still less the local level where most school-related decisions are made. Still, I must give Mr. Richman some credit for understanding that socialism and libertarianism are near-polar opposites.

1. Space Bunny. She is everything a man could ask for. Beautiful, clever, funny, tolerant and committed to the Christian concept of marriage. She not only cooks an excellent pumpkin pie, but watches the games with me as well.

2. My family. Very few men have been so greatly blessed.

3. The peace, protection and prosperity that God has graciously given me. It is easy to take the quirks of birth as something that one somehow deserved; I don’t deserve it but I hope I can live in a mannner worthy of it.

4. My friends. They are loyal and true. I admire each of them, so different, and yet so similar in one vital way. They can all, to a man, be depended on.

5. My readers. I appreciate the way in which you challenge me, question me and force me to attempt to articulate my thoughts and live up to my words. The truth is, and although we can only perceive it in bits and pieces, we can always continue to pursue it. Many of you have helped me in my continuing pursuit of it, and I hope I have likewise helped you. And for my religious readers, I am very thankful for your prayers. It does make a difference, don’t let anyone convince you otherwise.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Misandry is not a solely American phenomenon. Considering that this is a book getting big play in the UK Sun, perhaps THE ART OF BITCHSLAPPING: A Man’s Survival Guide may actually become necessary in the near future.

As most women will agree, men are strange creatures. Many are stubborn, tactless and bad mannered. Others are insecure, lazy and practically incapable of putting the toilet seat in its rightful position. In a hilarious new book 100 Rants On Why Men Are Pants author Amy Charter attempts to scratch the surface on what she considers a fairly extensive topic. Here we take a look at some of the best rants:

Men will not, by default, ask for directions. This could explain why Moses was wandering through the wilderness for 40 years.

Then make yourself useful, woman, navigate. Or you could just sit there being useless and complaining, that’s an option too. We really enjoy that.

Menstruation, mental illness, menopause, meningitis. Discomfort and illness always start with men.

I always wondered how long it would take before feminists blamed men for gender-specific physical ailments.

Single women complain that all the good men are married, while married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms there is no such thing as a good man.

Then why aren’t you more happy that you’re single and none of those awful men wants to ask you out?

Never ask a man to report back on what a bride was wearing at a wedding. The only answer you will get is, “a dress.”

What, like that’s wrong? It’s a lot closer than you’ll ever get to explaining which plays are reviewable and which aren’t. Heck, most women can’t even tell what teams are playing, let alone who’s winning.

Watching a man dance is like watching a rabid dog trying to escape from a small cage.

Yes, the white girl’s overbite is the ultimate groove aesthetic. I’m sure the song “Shake it Like a White Girl” is meant to be very complimentary.

A man reaches his sexual peak in life before he knows what to do with it.

Okay, but we’re not very happy about that either.

Beware: When you enter into a relationship with man, not far behind him will be his possessive, son-worshipping, death-defying mother.

Oh, and like you won’t.

A man only ever says anything intelligent when he uses a precursor, “My wife/girlfriend says…”

Hmmmm… how many women are on the Forbes list? And how many didn’t marry it or inherit it? There’s a reason no one says anything intelligent to you. Just think about it….

Men do not appear to possess sufficient intelligence to enable them to replace the toilet seat in its rightful horizontal position.

Any woman who would seriously complain about this would appear not to possess sufficient intelligence to look before she urinates. Or think before she talks.

It is rare to find a man who is remotely sensitive. The only men who are sensitive, caring and compassionate have boyfriends.

That’s because being sensitive is gay. You just discovered the transitive property? Oh, right, math is hard.

Men lie 99 per cent of the time. The only time they tell the truth is when it is the most tactless thing to do.

Very shaky ground, woman. Do you really want to know if you look fat?

Women can pay each other compliments; if a man pays another man a compliment his heterosexual friends will know he’s gay.

And women also cuddle with each other, kiss each other and cry on each other. We’re not about to do that either.

Men are unable to enjoy the art form that is gossiping. He will only be interested if you are telling him your two female best friends are making love to each other.

Only if they’re both hot, actually. And you see, that’s why we don’t compliment each other, you never know what it will lead to. Now, I know it may be hard for you to understand that I am not fascinated by your aunt’s cousin’s brother’s college roommate’s latest dating debacle, but please do keep in mind that until 30 seconds ago, I was blissfully unaware that this particular individual inhabited the planet.

There is a form of the male species which fails to understand that a women’s breasts will never be great conversationalists.

If you don’t want men to look at you, it’s not exactly hard to avoid the attention. Dial 1-800-DOMINOS. It seems to work for an awful lot of your sisters.