FH points out an insufficiency in the physics of Fight Club:
I loved your fight club blog, just want to point out a minor science issue as I guess you probably talk about fighting a lot. F=MA tells us the force needed to achieve a given acceleration at any point in time. It doesn’t apply to the impact of a blow. The general equation that most closely applies to that is E =MV2 /2 That would say V squared if I could email in superscript.
So velocity is much more important than mass in determining the kinetic energy of a punch. Even the mass behind a blow is only partly dependent on the weight of the puncher – technique like hip and torso rotation is important to ensure a decent proportion of your body weight is behind the blow. On the other hand body weight also helps the fighter passively in absorbing energy that could otherwise result in greater pain, loss of consciousness and injury.
This makes sense, although I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it renders F=MA totally inapplicable. Halving the speed of a strike does reduce the impact far more than halving the effective mass of the striker. It’s vastly preferable to get tapped by a big guy than take a full-force punch from a small guy. FH is also correct about the way in which body weight helps absorb energy; some time ago I wrote about the insalubrious result of trying to go toe-to-toe with a fighter of equal strength who outweighed me by 60 pounds.
MC wants to know who would win in a battle of the WND warriors:
I notice that you and Chuck Norris have articles on World Net Daily every Monday. This got me to thinking. Since I enjoy reading both, and since you guys are both martial artists, and since you broke the rule and talked about Fight Club, who do you honestly, think would win in the octagon?
It’s funny that you should ask that; it’s a little known fact that while WorldNetDaily columns are much sought after by television talking heads, laid-off print journalists, and D-List celebrities, to actually earn a headline spot on the center strip of the home page, you have to fight for it. I earned my Monday headline spot back in 2001 with a below-the-belt crane strike that jammed Bill O’Reilly’s testicles so far up his rectum that it took five blonde Fox News reporters equipped with loofahs were to extricate them; the shame of it was such that he fled WND entirely. So, you can probably imagine how intimidated I was last year when I heard a helicopter landing outside and opened the door to see the invincible Chuck Norris his own bad self standing next to Mr. Joseph Farah, wearing the same outfit he’d worn in Enter the Dragon and making a Neo-esque “come and fight” gesture.
Chuck’s Chun Kuk Do was unbelievably strong, but his flexibility has waned with the years and so the lightning-fast sokuto intended for my solar plexus only grazed my left shin. Even so, the speed of it forced me to switch from an aggressive Tiger stance to a more defensive Nekko-achi, from which I snapped a front kick that would have crushed his jaw had he not slashed down with a patented Shigawire Mustache block that severed two of my toes. Screaming in pain and fury, I leaped backward while throwing a defensive maegeri that didn’t make contact, but blinded him with a spray of blood. While Chuck rubbed at his face to clear his vision, I took advantage of his momentary blindness to attack again and broke several of his ribs with a skipping left sokuto that left a bloody footprint on his white gi.
Chuck doubled over and I stepped forward to throw a right-left combination to his head that would have finished him, but the movement turned out to be a ruse. Just as I threw the right hook, he caught my wrist, twisted his body and threw me over his shoulder, slamming me into the pavement in front of my garage. I was stunned, naturally, and my shoulder was dislocated, but I managed to roll away before he drove his heel down into my throat. Still, I was in a very precarious position and had all but given up hope of keeping the hawk on Monday’s front page. Fortunately for me, the disturbance of the air caused by my violent passage through it had slightly ruffled Joseph Farah’s exquisitely coiffed mane, so Mr. Farah immediately called time, declared the match a draw, and told us to sort it out amongst ourselves while he flipped open his solid gold satellite phone and arranged for an emergency styling right there in the driveway.
His personal hair stylist arrived in minutes, but of course it takes time and care to retouch such a detailed work of art, so after Chuck finished bandaging his ribs and Spacebunny reattached my toes with a stapler, Chuck and I realized there was only one reasonable solution for two mighty martial artists like ourselves. We borrowed Mr. Farah’s copter, flew to Ellen Ratner’s house and beat the hell out of her and her two cats.
With apologies to Neal Stephenson, who did it first and did it better.
Res pops up long enough to fire off a question:
I noticed your post about the new book. Congratulations! I hope it does well. I was just wondering, what criteria, if any do you use when deciding to use your real name on a book or other publication?
If it’s fiction, I usually use my given name. If it’s non-fiction, I usually use my pen name. This tends to keep things more or less in order.
The main reason people will feel compelled to lie about you or insult you in general is because they actively dislike you. The best way to make people actively dislike you is to publish your political opinions on the internet.
I don’t blame her in the least, although it will be a pity to lose her acerbic take on the madness of the Magic Negro and lunacies of the Left, especially given the prospects for a Democratic victory in November. The extent of my lack of concern for what people think of me and my opinions borders on the conceptual limits of human idiocy, and yet, I have to admit that there are occasionally times when I wonder why I am putting up with yet another ignorant cretin spouting yet more predictable nonsense under the mistaken assumption that he is saying something original.
Then, of course, I remember that my cruelty requires an artistic outlet and instead of being annoyed, I find myself feeling grateful that these masochistic little flies should insist on gracing my humble parlor with their presence despite it being littered with the drained husks of their predecessors. But not everyone is a predator at heart and it is unfortunate that the web Miss Lucas happens to spin is so attractive to so many unappealing intellectual insects.
I don’t know how long I’ll continue this blog, but I tend to find myself invigorated by all the lies and the cheap shots. Perhaps, as some of my friends have suggested, I feed too much on the Dark Side of the Force, but when I see blatantly untrue things being posted about me or ludicrous things being added to my biography on Wikipedia, it just gives me the motivation to work that much harder.
UPDATE – We’re NUMBER 24! It seems someone thinks VP is the 24th most influential liberty-oriented blog on the Internet. Given the fact that this blog averages less than 5,000 daily readers, this tends to support my theory that America is simply not slavering after its missing freedom.
In case you’re interested, I’ll be doing an hour-long interview today from 4-5 EST with Jerry Hughes. There is an online stream to his show, Straight Talk, if you’d like to listen. I believe we’ll be discussing TIA.
This is an essay that appears in the new and wide-ranging SmartPop anthology, entitled You Do Not Talk About Fight Club: I Am Jack’s Completely Unauthorized Essay Collection. The anthology was edited by the brilliant media ecologist Read Mercer Schuchardt and features a forward by Chuck Palahniuk himself.
The Physics of Fight Club
There is a savage joy in violence. The secret of the success of Fight Club is its acceptance of that basic and uncomfortable truth, which is as well-known to every martial artist, gang member, and football hooligan as it is completely alien to the sedentary sort of middle-aged individuals favored by those who publish novels. For as men have known since long before the Colosseum’s sands were first soaked with blood, there is no adrenaline rush so great as the moment when two men put one another to the physical test.
Fight Club is a fascinating little book which not only embraced that truth, but in doing so, translated surprisingly well to the cinematic medium. This should probably not have been surprising, given that the author’s witch’s brew of male fury and raw but stylized violence is almost perfectly suited for that male audience which so enjoys the cinematic adventures of Bruce Lee, Jean-Claude van Damme, Jackie Chan, and a host of other aggressively oriented male leads. The combination of that visceral appeal with the brilliant casting of a ripped and shirtless Brad Pitt for the ladies all but assured Hollywood hit status.
When viewed from a technical perspective, Fight Club is nearly as absurd as any wuxia extravaganza featuring aerial acrobatics and mad dashes through the treetops, whereas from a psychological perspective, it is impressively accurate. To the combat-aware reader, the book raises the interesting question of how the author could have gotten the latter so right and the former so wrong.
Fight Club subscribes to the common conventional fiction that it is not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but rather the size of the fight in the dog. Although in Fight Club terms, this might be better described as the size of the proverbial canine’s violent sociopathy. As with most aphorisms, there is an element of truth to this; all things being equal, the tougher individual will usually prevail. But outside of the formalized structure of the boxing ring, all things are very seldom equal.
The most basic truth of unarmed combat is that F = M x A: Force equals Mass times Acceleration. Since Force is the measurement of what is smashing into your face and is the primary variable determining exactly what the effect of that blow will be, it is very important to understand the significance of this equation. Since Mass is a function of size, this means that a larger individual will usually pack a more powerful punch than a smaller one. Usually, but not always.
Because Acceleration is just as important as Mass. Acceleration comes in two forms, the first being the speed with which the individual can deliver the blow. This can come from natural speed (given a choice, always elect to get punched by a marathon runner, not a sprinter), or from the perfected technique which is a product of training. The second form of Acceleration is the relative motion of two bodies, which is to say, if you are moving towards the puncher at the moment the punch arrives, it will hurt significantly more than if you are moving away from him.
When these elements all come together, they result in the perfect storm that is the instantaneous knockout. I once made the mistake of getting overconfident and attempted to go inside on a 6’5″, 260-pound fighter who was slow, inflexible, and therefore almost helpless at kicking range. His Mass was obviously superlative, however, and I unwisely granted him the benefit of Acceleration by moving straight in towards him at full speed. The multiplication of the two forces was such that a simple defensive jab on his part left me waking up on the concrete floor, wondering what had happened and where I was.
The second fundamental truth of unarmed combat is that evasion is everything. This is why blocks are given the same importance as strikes; indeed, the famous “wax-on, wax-off” from The Karate Kid is not only better known than any exotic attacking technique, but is genuinely part of the basic repertoire of any traditionally trained martial artist.
At the basic level, evasive options are limited. But for the trained fighter, there are a whole host of techniques at one’s disposal, including oblique movement, gap management, arrhythmic timing, destructive blocks, and simultaneous offense-defense. All of these tactics and more have been developed to allow the fighter to avoid the direct application of Force to his body; indeed, the martial arts are customarily divided into the hard style, wherein the opponent’s Force is met with Force, and the soft style, wherein one seeks to use the opponent’s Force against him.
Kali, for example, is a Philippino hard style. Its brutal destructive blocks make heavy use of the knees and elbows, so that in the place of a traditional “wax-off” block designed to deflect a blow with the forearm, the arm is flexed and the point of the elbow is used to block the incoming strike instead. The ease with which the elbow can break an ankle or a wrist makes delivering a blow nearly as dangerous as receiving a direct one; even a partial block will sting an opponent and make him very wary of attempting another attack.
Kung fu, on the other hand, is the classic soft style. By redirecting the incoming Force and allowing it to flow past him, a soft response allows the martial artist to do things he could not hope to do using only his own Force. Soft styles are particularly effective in dealing with the conventional brute force attacks of the sort seen in the Fight Club film, for while it is extremely difficult to put an opponent in a neck-breaking lock by taking the offensive, it is very easy indeed if the attacker is so obliging as to dive forward and attempt to tackle one at the waist.1
Fight Club fighting was mostly hard style, albeit of the untrained variety, which prides itself on winning through attrition and outlasting the other guy. This brings up what may be the most intriguing and dichotomous aspect of Fight Club, for while both the literary and cinematic depictions of the actual fighting were absurd in regards to the length—twenty minutes!—and nature of the fights, the author did an excellent job of describing the psychological effects of fighting on the fighter.
But first, the absurdities. Without artificial restraints, when there are no rules, most fights are concluded in a matter of seconds rather than minutes once the action begins. This is especially true when the fighters are trained, as the human body’s ability to deal out damage tends to exceed its capacity to withstand it. The image of the bloody warriors fighting to the point of exhaustion and beyond is a Hollywood cliché; in reality, the fight is usually settled as soon as one fighter’s defenses are penetrated and matters speed quickly to an end.
The popular cinematic vision of a back-and-forth battle, wherein one fighter has the advantage first, then loses it as the other fighter valiantly demonstrates his toughness by battling back, owes rather more to spo rts such as boxing and even basketball than it does to the martial arts. Fighting is a surprisingly hierarchical endeavor, as one fighter who can beat another fighter will almost always beat that other fighter, even if they are relatively evenly matched. The balance of a fight is rather like that of a snowball perched precariously on the top of a hill. It may wobble back and forth initially, but once it begins rolling downhill, it seldom stops and reverses course uphill in order to go down the other side.2
If the fights in Fight Club themselves are somewhat fantastic, the portrayal of the mental state behind them is not. The scene in the bathroom at the office was what arrested my attention and made me realize that Fight Club was truly something unusual, as it perfectly captured the alienation of the fighter from a society that thoroughly disapproves of physical violence. As for the constant measuring of every man who passes by as a potential opponent, the mental matchup that takes place every time a man crosses another man’s path is an instinctual habit in which every fighter automatically engages.
There is a silent arrogance inside every fighter, a quiet contempt for those who are afraid to do what he does and yet still dare to judge him for his blackened eyes, his bandaged hands, and the marks that remind them that not all the world is soft and fat and weak. While physics makes the fighter, what makes Fight Club fascinating is the glimpse it gives us of what lies beneath the civilized mask.
The Flamers of Fight Club
At the time that I read Fight Club, I had not heard of its author. But before I finished the first chapter, I was entirely convinced that whoever he might be, he wasn’t particularly interested in women, sexually or otherwise. And between the first page and the last, I read nothing that caused me to change my mind—rather the opposite, actually.
One cannot really say that Fight Club has a homosexual subtext, because the concept of a literary subtext generally implies some degree of subtlety, and at the very least demands an absence of screaming obviousness flaunting itself in the reader’s face with all the discretion of a Sydney pride parade. Consider the very first scene of the book, wherein one man is thrusting a hard cylindrical object into another man’s mouth:
“That old saying, how you always kill the one you love, well, look, it works both ways. With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels. . . . Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I’m wondering how clean this gun is.”
No sooner does this oral performance come to an end than the second chapter begins with the reader discovering the protagonist in the massive arms of Big Bob, in which he has apparently been finding weekly release for two years. In only a few sparse pages, by sharing the loving relationships between two different pairs of men with the reader, the author manages to introduce him to two of the classic fascinations of the homosexual community, Death and the unending Search for the Father.
Big Bob also introduces the theme of gender confusion, what with his missing testicles and bitch tits. More importantly, the basement of the support group meeting in the Trinity Episcopal church foreshadows the coming activities of the club that dare not speak its name, as pairs of men cling together “the way wrestlers stand, locked” and exchange bodily fluids. In this early case the fluid is tears, later it will be blood and sweat, and in both cases they metaphorically represent an altogether different substance.
There are other semiotic clues lurking amidst the gatherings of dying men, but perhaps the most telling symbol that can be found in the support group scene is the protagonist’s inability to perform and find the release he is seeking in the presence of a woman. Her sex defiles “the one real thing” in his life, the thing he needs, and his immediate reaction to her very being is a combination of hatred, disgust and fear. It just doesn’t get much more gay than that.
Unless of course you count the subsequent description of a slippery red penis, towering four stories over the unsuspecting heads of a movie audience. It serves as a markedly apt metaphor, both for the way in which many fans of Fight Club remain oblivious to the fact that it is a screaming, panting, writhing ode to the custom of men having sex with other men and the way in which an attachment to this custom tends to supercede all other aspects of individual self-identification.
“You Aren’t Your Name. You Aren’t Your Family.”
In Among the Thugs, Bill Buford’s 1990 book chronicling his eight years dabbling in European football hooliganism, Buford describes a bizarre scene in an English nightclub wherein the drunken ruffians ripped their shirts off and jumped madly up and down to heavy industrial music while packed in tight against one another. He found this activity to be weirdly homoerotic, considering the overwhelmingly straight tendencies of the soccer thugs.
But the hooligans’ activities were always out in the open; indeed, they were often police-escorted and televised. The secretive nature of Fight Club, on the other hand, especially its First Rule, is rather more reminiscent of the notorious decree of the U.S. military: “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” Moreover, it would take a truly superficial reader indeed to fail to note the glaring similarities between the fight clubs gathering anonymously in dark places while trying to stay out of trouble with the police and the shady, quasi-illegal bathhouses where gay men have trolled for sex for decades.
“Because I’m Tyler Durden and you can kiss my ass, I register to fight every guy in the club that night. Fifty fights. One fight at a time. No shoes. No shirts”
But no shortage of “service.” Given that Tyler is one of the least risk-averse characters ever to inhabit a novel, one can safely conclude that there will be no condoms either in this climactic gang-bang. In a world without metaphor, surely this book would have been published as Fuck Club.
Although the motif of violence is enthralling, it is the homosexual themes that provide Fight Club with the haunting quality that truly sets it apart. Without them, and without what they appear to reveal about the author’s own sense of being an outcast from mundane straight civilization, neither the book nor the film would be as emotionally powerful as they are.
The disturbing note on which the book ends is altogether fitting, combining as it does the contempt of the fighter with the alienation of the flamer. And yet, notwithstanding the way in which these two diverse elements worked surprisingly well in producing an intriguing novel, one remains rather skeptical that this is an alchemic formula that can be expected to make something better out of the world.
To paraphrase the great English philosophers, gay men lurking in cellars distributing fluids is no basis for a civilization.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, the Nobel Prize-winning author whose books chronicled the horrors of the Soviet gulag system, has died of heart failure, his son said Monday. He was 89.
The world is a better place for the light he courageously shined on the horror house of the Soviet Union. Would that all men were as brave as Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn, and that the harsh lessons he taught were better heeded by the men attempting to build the brave new worlds of tomorrow.
I’m going to assume that someone can explain to me why Jim Marshall is not in the Hall of Fame. 282 straight starts, 127 sacks (per the Vikings franchise), a key member of one of the all-time great defenses. I could go on and on, but I won’t. I really like Chuck Foreman as the unheralded precursor to Roger Craig and Marshall Faulk (he led the NFL in receptions in 1975), but the career’s too short. The Marshall omission is so ridiculous, it was tough to move on to other names. Who might you include?
I think Jim Marshall and Cris Carter are the two must-adds. Chris Doleman deserves to be there as much as any of the various modern defensive lineman whose names have been bandied about; I saw a comparison of his stats to another Hall-bound lineman – I want to say Strahan but that can’t be right – and Doleman’s stats weren’t just equal, they were better. Randle McDaniel is a possibility too, but I don’t put much faith in All-Pro selections; if they’re important than he’s a must too. I think far too much weight is put on Super Bowl wins; football is such a fundamentally team-oriented game that no single player can carry his team the way a superstar can in basketball. Great catch, yes, but no one who actually watched a lot of football in the Seventies would rather have Lynn Swann lining up wide than Cris Carter.
Speaking of Hall of Famers, I would very much like to see Brett Favre spend a year or two in a purple jersey. Having an elite quarterback is the single most important piece of the playoff puzzle, and it’s one that the Vikings presently appear to be missing. It’s possible that Tarvaris Jackson has improved significantly, we’re assured that he has by the usual suspects, but he’s still not going to be operating at the level that Favre is, even at Favre’s advanced age.
Here’s the final exam. 25 questions. If you’re able to pass this, then you can be comfortable that you have a fairly sound understanding of the events and characters that Thucydides describes in his history of the Peloponnesian War. It’s designed to be a bit easier than the Book quizzes, so don’t go overboard in looking for trick questions and so forth. This marks the end of the first Voxiversity experiment.
Take the test and be sure to let us know how you did in the comments here. It may be worth noting that discussions of the next Voxiversity subject will be somewhat tilted towards those who stuck with the program this time.
Quizzes and Final Exam
The History of the Peloponnesian War 1.1 to 1.115.
Campaigners hoped to raise the raise the £23,400 necessary to buy a prominent two-week slot on a “bendy bus” by collecting £5 pledges from atheists online. They even made a mock-up photo of a bus carrying their chosen message: “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and get on with your life.”
The project attracted huge attention on atheist message boards and was even featured on the website of scientist and promiment atheist Richard Dawkins, but it appears that too few non-believers actually put their hands in their pockets. A specially-created website had attracted only 877 pledges when its deadline passed on Thursday, far short of the 4,678 people needed.
Such a surprise. Imagine how little they’d have raised if it was for something that the militant atheists don’t care about at all, such as helping the sick, the poor, and the hungry.
I’m pleased to let you all know that Marcher Lord Press has announced the forthcoming publication of my next novel, Summa Elvetica: A Casuistry of the Elvish Controversy. It’s a fantasy novel and if you’d like to read more about it, the publisher has posted an interview as well as a sample chapter at the above link. I have to admit, I haven’t been this pleased with a cover since Rowena completed her painting of Kaym and Mariel.
This is an open thread to discuss The History of the Peloponnesian War and the appendices to the Landmark edition; the final test of 25 questions will be posted tomorrow.
In other news, I’ll be doing an hour-long interview on Monday from 4-5 EST with Jerry Hughes. There is an online stream to his show, Straight Talk, if you’d like to listen.
