I always found the idea that Christian art was in any way inferior to secular art to be mysterious, the Boomer schlock of Christian Rock and the Amish romances of the Christian Bookstore Association notwithstanding. As much as I might like Silver Bells and White Christmas, they absolutely pale before the triumphant majesty of The Messiah and Adeste Fideles. And no one who has ever stood before a grand cathedral in Italy is likely to be impressed by the childish brutalism of modern block architecture today.
But forget the grand compendium of the art of Christendom, this pair of tweets prove that Christians can meme with the best of #GamerGate and even /pol/ itself.
“Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!”
Keep complaining and we’ll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too.
“But we-“
You just lost Shark Week.
“That’s not-“
SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK-LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW
