You may recall that I warned you that Chick-Fil-A was converging. Now, they’ve converged so completely that the Babylon Bee parody article about the CEO is less ridiculous than the actual news about him:
Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy announced yesterday that his fast-food restaurant will be ending its long-standing policy on Sunday closure, but only for black people.
“We are leading the way towards racial reconciliation in this country,” Cathy said. “And everyone knows the best way to achieve racial reconciliation is to segregate black people and make them feel as awkward as possible. Chick-fil-A is dedicated to providing the blacks with a safe space so that they can be properly honored.”
Chick-fil-A will be providing racial justice training for all its employees. Sunday employees will all be required to wear traditional African Kente cloths as they serve food in the dining room. They will also offer to shine customer’s sneakers for free as they eat. Most notably, there will also be a change to the traditional polite phrase uttered by every Chick-fil-A employee after their sacrificial acts of lovingkindness. When addressing white people, workers will still say “my pleasure!” When addressing people of color, workers will now say “my privilege!” while kneeling respectfully.
It’s fascinating to see these Churchians asking people to “repent” of something that is not, has never been, and can never be a sin while they demanding that people not condemn those who actually live in sin. It’s pure inversion, and you know what that signifies about the spirit driving them.