Because there aren’t enough barbarians inside the gates

The New York Times would have us shed a tear for those poor unfortunates who aren’t allowed to migrate because they don’t have any relations in the United States:

When the DNA results landed on Isaac Owusu’s dinner table here last year, they showed that only one of the four boys — the oldest — was his biological child….

The State Department let his oldest son, now 23, come to the United States last fall, but said the others — a 19-year-old and 17-year-old twins — could not come because they are not biologically related to him.

Isaac Owusu, who asked that only his first and middle names be published because he would like to keep his family’s pain private, is still hoping the government will allow the teenagers to join him, arguing that he has been a devoted stepfather, if not a biological parent.

What is the world coming to, when a man cannot leave his country behind and bring along his adulterous wife’s bastard offspring? Oh, the inhumanity!

I hope everyone finds as much amusement in Third World America as much as I do. I’m certain the millions of incoming individuals from dictatorships and savage tribal cultures will rush to embrace the USA’s perverted form of strictly limited democracy in no time. Of course, what they will vote for probably won’t be quite what white liberal Democrats and Republican corporatists have in mind, but by the time those morons realize the inevitable result of their promised multicultural paradise-on-earth, the barbarians will be barbecuing the milk cows and zoo animals as they do in the home countries.

“Sometimes these are complicated families,” said Tony Edson, a deputy assistant secretary of state. “People are learning things that they never knew about themselves.”

It’s interesting how “complicated” things can get once the traditional Western family is obliterated, isn’t it. And it’s such a surprise that things are already hopelessly complicated in the many places that have never known any such structure.

When you permit cannibals to immigrate, you shouldn’t be surprised when they start eating people.

UPDATE – For those of you who doubted Washington’s involvement with 9/11, I note that apparently we suffer from such a shortage of terrorists that we are planning to import more:

The head of a U.N. agency charged with caring for Palestinian refugees said the United States has offered to receive 7,000 Palestinians who fled Iraq.

Maybe the feds should cut right to the chase and give them all jobs driving public school buses.