Happy America Recycles Day

By the power and the glory:

THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim November 15, 2006, as America Recycles Day.

And don’t forget, WE ARE AT WAR! I’m just so grateful we have W. to protect us, keep us safe and wipe our widdle tushies.