Why don’t you just kick them in the teeth

It would probably be less painful. The Sports Guy revenges himself on Cleveland fans in his AL review:

10. Cleveland
Not sure what happened with these guys. The Indians would have made a much better roto team.

(Note: Normally I’d have more to say, but I’m tired of Cleveland readers complaining every time I write something even mildly negative about one of their teams, no matter how accurate that assessment might be. Now I’m thinking that Cleveland fans are like women — if they ask you how they look, just tell them, “You look fine, you look great” or else you’re in for 20 minutes of pure hell. So to recap, the Indians look fine, they look great. Let’s move on.)

That’ll larn ’em.