Outside is not a mythical place.
Unfortunately, this is all too true. Uploaded superintelligences don’t like the Big Room, with its green shag carpet and incandescent lights. And the dirt. Not to mention things that generate odors.
If I could figure out a way to play soccer in my basement, I’d never have to leave the house again. When I build my mansion, it will leave even veteran Cribs watchers astonished. A house just isn’t a home without a minefield, a fully equipped weight room and an underground indoor soccer field.
“WARNING: Trespassers will absorb kinetic energy in excess of their ability to maintain corporeal integrity.”