Dumb and ever dumber

From the NYT:

Ms. Rosenstein has every right to brag about her school’s 2005 test scores. The percentage of her fourth graders who were at grade level in English was 40 points higher than in 2004. How did she do it? New teachers? No, same teachers. New curriculum? No, same dual-language curriculum for a student body that is 96 percent Hispanic and poor (100 percent free lunches). New resources? Same.

So? “The state test was easier,” she said. Ms. Rosenstein, who has been principal 13 years and began teaching in 1974, says the 2005 state English test was unusually easy and the 2004 test unusually hard. “I knew it the minute I opened the test booklets,” she said.

The first reading excerpt in the 2004 test was 451 words. It was about a family traveling west on the Oregon Trail. There were six characters to keep track of (Levi, Austin, Pa, Mr. Morrison, Miss Amelia, Mr. Ezra Zikes). The story was written in 1850’s western vernacular with phrases like “I reckon,” “cut out the oxen from the herd,” “check over the running gear” for the oxen, “set the stock to graze,” “Pa’s claim.”

Ms. Rosenstein said such language was devastating for her urban Hispanic children. “They’re talking about a ‘train’ and they mean wagon train,” she said. “Our kids know the subway. I walked into a class and there was a girl crying. I took the test booklet and read it. I thought, ‘Oh, my God, we’re in trouble.’ “

In contrast, the first reading in the 2005 test was 188 words about a day in the life of an otter. A typical sentence: “The river otter is a great swimmer.” Ms. Rosenstein said: “The otter story was so easy, it gave our kids confidence. It was a great way for them to start the test.”

She said the pattern continued throughout the two tests. In 2004, on the “hard test,” the second passage was about the Netherlands thanking Canada for its support during World War II by sending 100,000 tulip bulbs to Ottawa. The third story was about a photographer, Joel Sartore, who embedded himself in Madidi National Park in Bolivia to get rare nature shots….

In 2005, on the “easy test,” the second passage was about hummingbirds. The third was about a boy who thought he won a real horse, but it was a china horse. The story was told mainly in dialogue that read like the old Dick and Jane primers:

” ‘What’s going on?’ asked Beth.

‘I just won a horse,’ said Jamie.”

I wasn’t aware that otters were a significant part of Hispanic culture. Interesting. Also interesting is to see that what was once considered to be second-grade level only twenty years ago is now fourth-grade, and even with this “improvement” only 59 percent of New York’s fourth-graders can manage it. At this rate, in another two decades homeschoolers are going to have to go to college at ten because they can read a newspaper, do multiplication and avoid drooling on themselves.

Oh, if only the government would spend more money on the public schools! If only the American people were willing to make education a real priority and pay teachers like the superstars they are!