I received a science fiction novel in the post yesterday – presumably due to my time on the Nebula Jury – and on the back the plot was described thusly, in yellow capital letters, no less:
SHE WAS SHOT PROTECTING THE PRESIDENT, AND SHE WOKE UP NAKED, IN THE ARMS OF A HUNK…
Note that this is a book published by the very same company for which the hosts of Electrolite are editors. That being said, I must acknowledge that the fact that the author’s name is Susan doesn’t necessarily indicate it was actually written by a woman.