A simple procedure

The Original Cyberpunk performs a post-natal verbal abortion on a male abortionette. WARNING: graphic intellectual bitchslapping may be offensive to readers of a sensitive nature:

I had just put my lunch in the microwave and closed the door when the Insufferable Liberal confronted me. “I had no idea you were such a right-wing religious whack-job.”

Hmm. Strange way to begin a supposedly friendly conversation. I set the microwave timer for three minutes, pressed the start button, and turned to face him.

“Your web site. I read what you wrote about Planned Parenthood. How can you possibly be opposed to a woman’s right to choose?”

Yeah, you can’t front on that.