Starring: The OC as Karl Rove!

All this past week John F. Kerry has been touring the hinterlands, pounding on his new campaign slogan: “George W. Bush: the W stands for Wrong!” And then, a few seconds ago, it suddenly hit me:

“John F. Kerry: the F stands for Forgery!”

Oh, I feel a big-time backlash a-comin’ on strong.

(After all, CNN, ABC, NBC, and the Washington Post all have their phoneybaloney illusions of objectivity to protect, and if they can do that *and* stick it to CBS in the process…)

John Forgery Kerry. Yes, Volk, there it is, courtesy of the Original Cyberpunk.