I’m sure you’ll all be surprised that I’m in favor of Killington seceding from Vermont, to better live free or die. Come on, Killington, why not go all the way? There’s nothing to fear, as long as you don’t have slaves. I’m sure the federal government will bid you adieu with wave and a friendly smile, what with all these soon-to-be-legal immigrants receiving the President’s amnesty standing ready to replace you.