NFL wildcard day one

AD is the best running back in the league, but Arian Foster is simply a pleasure to watch.  He’s so silky smooth; I can’t believe anyone who saw him run in college didn’t see fit to draft him.  Perhaps it was because he’s in the mode of Marcus Allen or Gale Sayers in that he doesn’t even look like he’s trying.

Ponder sitting isn’t really a big deal.  The Packers were going to stack nine in the box to stop AD anyhow and it wasn’t as if he was going to beat them with his arm.  It should be interesting to see what Webb can do.  If nothing else, he can play-fake to AD and then take off running himself.

Skol Vikes!


VPFL Champion 2012

It gives me great pain to announce that the Bane Sidhe are the 2012 VPFL champions.  I am the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football.

84 Bane Sidhe
70 Mounds View Meerkats

In other, happier news, best of luck to AD today.  Here’s to him going for 300!


VPFL 2012 Championship

77 Moundsview Meerkats
56 ’63Mercury Marauders

66 Bane Sidhe
63 Fromundah Cheezheads

Despite being favored by nearly 10 points, I thought the championship game was over before it started after Roddy White – who was questionable – scored 19 points and Tony Gonzalez scored 0 in the Thursday Night game.  That put me 19 in the hole versus the projections.  But Aaron Rodgers went for 30, Reggie Wayne defanged Andrew Luck, neither Arian Foster nor Adrian Peterson showed up in their big face-off, so now it’s going to come down to the question of whether Peyton Manning is going to throw to Thomas or Decker, and if the Giants’ Wilson is going to outscore the SF DEF.

Right now, the score is Meerkats 68, Sidhe 67.  It’s far from over.


VPFL 2012 week 14

78 Suburban Churchians (4-10-0)
58 Moundsview Meerkats (10-4-0)

68 Bailout Banksters (8-6-0)
46 D.C. Hangmen (4-10-0)

70 Greenfield Grizzlies (7-7-0)
65 RR Redbeards (5-9-0)

58 Fromundah Cheezheads (9-5-0)
40 Bane Sidhe (8-5-1)

90 Luna City Gamma Rays (6-7-1)
64 ’63Mercury Marauders (8-6-0)

The Meerkats clinched their third regular season championship, but can they finally get the job done in the playoffs.  It was remarkable; both Mounds View and Fromundah finished at 1031 points after both scoring 58 the last week of the season.  And the Churchians finished strong, going .500 over the last half of the season after getting off to a winless start.

The Meerkats face the Marauders and the Cheezheads play the Banksters Bane Sidhe in the first round of the VPFL playoffs.

UPDATE: Adrian Peterson is post-homo sapiens sapiens.  Also, MVP.  That is all.


I’m certainly not sold

But perhaps we can hope this is the dreaded “vote of confidence” in Christian Ponder:

“Christian is our quarterback,” Frazier said, via Tom Powers of the Pioneer Press. “We are going to do all we can to help him have a good game against Chicago and to help our team go out and get a win.”

Frazier said that the game needs to be a learning experience for the young quarterback, something that makes sense given the team’s commitment to Ponder if not the idea that Joe Webb might have been able to help them win on this Sunday. Powers wondered if the rest of the Vikings would be thrilled to hear the team was sticking with the long-term goal of developing Ponder even if it comes at the expense of winning games now.

Considering that Andrew Luck and RG3 are much better than Ponder without the extra season of development, I am dubious that Mr. Play-Action Roll-Out and his five-yard completions are going to significantly improve.  Let him play out the rest of the season, fine.  But then get a real quarterback.  Wasting AD’s prime and his 200-yard games is borderline criminal.

To be honest, I’m increasingly of the opinion that both Ponder and Frazier are mediocre.  Neither is actually terrible, which occasionally leads to false hope.  But neither strike me as ever posing much of a threat to win a Super Bowl even if they weren’t Vikings.


VPFL 2012 week 12

81 Moundsview Meerkats (9-3-0)
73 RR Redbeards (5-7-0)

52 Greenfield Grizzlies (5-7-0)
36 Bailout Banksters (6-6-0)

81 D.C. Hangmen (4-8-0)
69 Fromundah Cheezheads (8-4-0)

64 ’63Mercury Marauders (8-4-0)
59 Suburban Churchians (2-10-0)

63 Bane Sidhe (7-4-1)
63 Luna City Gamma Rays (5-6-1)

The Piranha of the Serengeti took sweet revenge over their bete noire as Fromundah finally slumped its way out of first place for the first time all season.  Meanwhile, the Banksters and the Bane Sidhe look to be battling it out for the fourth and final playoff position.


Manning vs Brady

The Sports Guy considers the question posed by a reader:

“Two months from now, it’s very possible Tom Brady will have 3 NFL
MVPs, 6 Super Bowl appearances and 4 rings. Wouldn’t that clinch him as
the greatest QB of all time? It’s just as possible that two months from
now, Peyton Manning will have 5 NFL MVPs, 3 Super Bowl appearances, 2
rings (and may have even just beaten his brother in the long-awaited
Manning Bowl). That would pretty much lock Peyton up as the greatest QB
of all time, wouldn’t it? Has there ever been another season where the
Greatest of All Time title was up for grabs like this? For any position?
In any sport?”

For one thing, it’s neat that we’re even here after what Manning went through these past 18 months. When I wrote about the Manning-Brady rivalry in January of 2011,
right before the playoffs, their unofficial championship belt was
seemingly hinging on the events of that month … and within a year,
suddenly it seemed like Brady had a chance to grab the belt without any
resistance from Manning. Now it’s an argument again. I’d disagree with
Eric on one point: We’re not even close to resolving it. Quarterbacks
are like NBA players — we don’t have any idea how long their careers
will last anymore (especially now that all these rules are in place to
protect their safety). Could Brady play until he’s … 42? Forty-three?
Who knows? Could Kobe Bryant score 40,000 points? Who knows? I’m
prepared for anything this decade.

Anyway, I don’t think Brady or Manning can clinch anything yet other
than the “Who did the best job of antagonizing his loyal fans by wearing
hats of hated baseball teams and appearing in commercials that would
have earned real scorn had it been anyone else?” (Brady clinched this
years ago) and “Whose forehead can turn the reddest when he wears his
helmet too long?” battle (Manning clinched this during this first game).

As much as it pains me to say it, (because I loathed his team at the time), I don’t think either Brady or Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time.  I don’t think it is even close. I think the title clearly belongs to Joe Montana, who would have easily picked up a fifth Super Bowl ring in 1994 had Steve Young not been awarded the starting job by virtue of being more mobile and five years younger.  I’ve watched the game for more than 35 years now, and Montana is still the quarterback that I feared most as a Vikings fan.

Sure, having Jerry Rice helped, but what made Montana great was the way he always delivered the ball where Jerry Rice could continue running at full speed when he caught the ball.  Watching Christian Ponder repeatedly deliver balls where Percy Harvin can’t keep running in stride should be enough to convince anyone that Montana aided Rice more than Rice aided Montana.  (And yes, as a matter of fact, it is painful to watch Drew Brees and RG3 tear up the league while Ponder rolls out, can’t see anything if his first read is covered, and dumps the ball off to his outlet receiver for the 17th time in a row.  Thank you for asking.)

Concerning who is the better quarterback, it depends upon whether you are focused on the athlete as an individual performer or an athlete as a member of the team.  Peyton Manning is the superior individual performer, probably has a higher football IQ and modestly better physical talents, but Tom Brady is the better team leader and superior team player.  Between the two of them, if I was to choose one of the two quarterbacks in his prime around whom to build a team, it would be Brady.


VPFL 2012 week 11

51 Moundsview Meerkats (8-3)
42 Greenfield Grizzlies (4-7)

84 Bane Sidhe (7-4)
63 RR Redbeards (5-6)

84 Luna City Gamma Rays (5-6)
48 Bailout Banksters (6-5)

67 D.C. Hangmen (3-8)
46 Fromundah Cheezheads (8-3)

77 Suburban Churchians (2-9)
52 ’63Mercury Marauders (7-4)

After a fast start, Fromundah has been pulled back to the pack and five teams appear to be in contention for the four playoff spots, although it’s too soon to count out the Gamma Rays or Redbeards entirely.  This is the weekly open NFL thread.


VPFL 2012 Week 10

73 Fromundah Cheezheads (8-2)
30 Greenfield Grizzlies (4-6)

65 Moundsview Meerkats (7-3)
63 Bailout Banksters (7-3)

80 ’63Mercury Marauders (7-3)
66 RR Redbeards (4-6)

88 Bane Sidhe (6-4)
46 D.C. Hangmen (2-8)

60 Suburban Churchians (2-8)
41 Luna City Gamma Rays (4-6)

A little late on this one, sorry.


A fitting tribute

When I was a boy, I used to love spending Saturday afternoons in the fall watching SWC and Pac-8 football on TV.  I liked the tearaway jerseys and the powerful, wide-open running games, which seemed so different than the plodding Big 10, three years and a cloud of dust game that was dominated by Schembechler’s Wolverines and Woody Hayes’s Buckeyes.  For reasons I cannot explain, most likely related to my intense dislike of Arkansas and Oklahoma, I was a Texas fan, and one of my favorite shirts was a white mesh jersey with the orange Texas Longhorn on the front.

While I much prefer NFL football to the NCAA these days, mostly due to the better competitive balance in the pro game, there is still something about seeing the fall colors and the leaves fallen from the trees that makes me hear a horn section and the voices of Brent Musburger and Keith Jackson in my mind.  So, I found this respectful tribute to the late Texas coach, Darrell Royal, by the team he once coached with such success, to be a beautifully fitting one.

I especially liked how the crowd recognized it and began to cheer as soon as the Longhorns lined up in the old, familiar formation.