Pure Hopium

Just in time to gift it to all of your Democrat friends and family, and in preparation for the inauguration, the soundtrack to the second coming of Donald Trump to the White House has been released. MAGA Thunder has released SEVEN (7) different mixes of its FOUR MORE YEARS single celebrating the recent US presidential election.

You can listen to all 25 minutes and 48 seconds of pure political hopium on Youtube. The MAGA Thunder masterpiece is also available on Spotify and iTunes.

Four More Years – The Storm 4:43
Four More Years – The Real America 4:42
Four More Years – The Man is Back 3:13
Four More Years – Red State Country 3:23
Four More Years – 47 Seconds to Trump 3:12
Four More Years – Lightning Strikes Twice 3:22
Four More Years – Alpha City 3:13

Unauthorized subscribers can also listen to Four More Years – Rocket Girls which was not released to the public since it’s a little too brilliant for the average individual to comprehend, as well as Four More Years – Health and Human Services. A Booster Patrol cover is also in the works for the inauguration, which will take the level of awesome to eleven. Be sure the share the love this Christmas season.

You knew that he was coming back,
The man you couldn’t stump.
You knew you couldn’t stop him,
The man named Donald Trump
,

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Cuba Joins BRICS

As a partner-state rather than a full member-state, however:

Cuba and Bolivia are expected to officially join BRICS as partner states on January 1, Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov has said. In an interview with the Izvestia newspaper on Friday, Ryabkov confirmed that both countries had received invitations.

“We are confident that everything will work out in terms of their joining the group as partners,” the diplomat said.

The new ‘partner country’ status was approved at the BRICS summit in October, hosted by Russia in Kazan, and is intended to serve as an alternative to membership after more than 30 nations applied to join the organization.

I think the more noteworthy item is the absence of an invitation for Türkiye. One would have thought they would be a shoe-in, but perhaps the Turkish invasion of Syria was more than the BRICS members were willing to accept. I also find it curious that neither Malaysia nor Vietnam were accepted, but it might be that there will be a separate announcement concerning the new Asian member-states coming from China.

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FBI Front Disbands

As I pointed out on numerous occasions, there has never been a faker or more obviously glowy “grass roots movement” than the so-called “Patriot Front”. From their gay little matching khakis to their police protection, it was always obvious that they were an FBI trap for young nationalist men of the sort that the “Unite the Right” and January 6th protests were. And now that they’re about to find themselves in a position to be exposed as a false front by the incoming Trump administration, they’re “disbanding.”

WASHINGTON, DC—The white nationalist group Patriot Front has declared it will disband on the same day FBI Director Christopher Wray announced his retirement. This surprising synchronicity has sparked widespread speculation and debate. Patriot Front’s leader, Thomas Rousseau, stated, “We’ve decided to return to our roots,” hinting at a return to less public activities or perhaps disbanding entirely. The timing of this decision aligns precisely with Wray’s departure from his role as the head of the FBI, leading to numerous questions about the connection between these two events.

Translation: “Return to our roots” = “going back to our day jobs at the bureau.

Now there are two possible explanations. One, this report of their disbanding is fake. That’s possible, and if so, I’m sure we’ll see another flag parade soon. Two, they have succeeded in their stated mission of saving America. That does not appear to accord with events. Or three, they were fake and glowy from the start. Which, of course, has been my contention from the first time I saw one of their little police-protected parades that ended by disappearing into an underground parking ramp.

And to be honest, I have always been deeply, deeply dubious of anyone who publicly defended them or insisted that they were just a group of genuine American patriots trying to save their country through parades, flags, and matching trousers.

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Defuse Mode Activated

The mainstream media is suddenly in full defuse mode as public awareness of the Six Bidens and the Three Trumps is beginning to confuse the NPCs.

The US President Elect has a history of being flexible with the truth, and his vital statistics are seemingly no exception. Donald Trump, 78, has always claimed to be a towering 6ft 3″ in height…but his meeting with Prince William at the re-opening of Notre Dame in Paris this weekend suggested a little shrinkage may have taken place.  

The incoming US leader and the Prince William appeared to have a cordial exchange as they shook hands inside the Parisian cathedral. Later the pair posed for photos at the residence of the British ambassador in the French capital, with Trump calling the Prince of Wales a ‘good man’.  On both occasions, William, 42, cut a statuesque figure – the royal is 6ft 3″ or 191cm – and Trump didn’t quite match him in the height stakes. 

That’s the official line. Trump is lying and he is also shrinking. Never mind the fact that at his first inauguration, he was taller than his 5’11 wife, the former professional model, who was wearing heels, which is consistent with all of their historical pictures together.

The one explanation they never touch is the obvious one in line with the conclusion that Ockham’s Razor dictates: the pictures are not of the real President Trump, but of some other individual who is shorter than the Donald Trump.

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France’s Unholy Alliance

The French government has collapsed in record time. In response, French President Macron announced that he would be sending another 500 million Euros to Ukraine – actually, that’s a joke. I think.

The French Government has collapsed after the Brexit-hating prime minister lost a no-confidence vote after just 90 days in power. Michel Barnier has become the first prime minister since 1962 to be to be forced out by such a vote. French lawmakers voted 331 out of 574 in support of the motion with the far-left and far-right coming together in an unholy alliance.

Speaking to French media after the result, the leader of the far-right National Rally party (RN) Marine Le Pen said that her party’s support for the vote was to ‘protect the French’.

Just 288 votes were needed to see Barnier ousted.

The French Prime Minister had been appointed on September 5 – a mere three months ago. Barnier was the European Union’s Brexit negotiator with successive British Prime Ministers following the 2016 referendum. Today’s no-confidence plunges France into a period of political paralysis, with many predicting economic disaster will follow.

Clown World forcing its puppets to cling to power is becoming increasingly ridiculous. Their promises are void. No one believes that importing Africans and sending money to Ukraine and Israel is going to make them rich anymore.

Nationalists and Socialists joining forces to take on the globalist banking interests. You know, that sounds almost familiar somehow…

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The Inevitable Pardon

It never occurred to me that one of the Joe Bidens wouldn’t pardon Hunter Biden for his many federal crimes. The only thing that surprised me about it was the timing; I expected it to be issued at the last possible moment, as most controversial pardons are. But according to Jack Posobiec and CDAN, Hunter may have driven the time frame as well as its extension back to 2014, years before the crimes for which he was already accused.

The son gave the father no choice in this legal issuance . The son was about to sign a book deal and told the father he was not going to censor himself. It isn’t just what the son was charged with now, the wording of the father’s legal issuance goes back 10 years which covers dirty dealings in another country that involved the father. As far as the gross personal stuff goes, one can feel sorry for the son when you consider what the father did to him and another sibling when they were young.

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Refuse to Play, Refuse to Lose

The Boise State women’s volleyball team are demonstrating courage that very few other female athletes have been willing to show by refusing to play against men pretending to be women.

In a stunning turn of events, the Boise State Broncos women’s volleyball team announced that it will forfeit its semifinal match in the Mountain West Tournament against San Jose State. Although the team did not specify the reason for the forfeit, that’s obvious: SJSU has a trans-identifying biological male player, Blaire Fleming, on its team. The Broncos forfeited twice against SJSU during the regular season, but the prevailing thought was that the team wouldn’t forfeit during the conference tournament and end its hopes of reaching the NCAA Tournament. However, that’s exactly what the women decided to do.

Equality does not exist. Women cannot compete with men in the vast majority of sports, nor should they. The point of sports is competition, not winning, and there is no competition when men and women compete on physically unequal grounds; this is why there are weight limits in sports like boxing and weightlifting.

Since the politicians, the courts, the conferences, and the schools won’t do the right thing, it therefore falls to the athletes to shut down the whole charade. Let the deranged baphomites collect as many fake “tropies” and “championships” as they like; so long as women refuse to compete with them, they will win nothing.

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In Which I Solve the Communication Problem

About this time of year, we start seeing the usual “how to handle family conflict” articles appearing everywhere. The good news is that all of them have been rendered completely unnecessary by the election of President Donald Trump. Here is one simple trick that will completely eliminate the desire of anyone, friend or family, to discuss any politics or current events at the dinner table.

All you have to do is to respond to any politically-charged question or even complaint about current events with the following:

“I’m not at all concerned about that. The God-Emperor Trump will solve all our problems and his Second Coming is going to create a new Golden Age thanks to his team of crack innovators and our friends in Russia and China.”

I guarantee no one will even try to discuss politics within earshot of you no matter which side of the political aisle they happen to be. And even in the unlikely event that they actually want to broach the subject of the 47th President of the United States of America with you after that, they’ll soon retreat as soon as you start singing Four More Years.

Hey hey hey nana nay
The Man is back in town!
Hey hey hey nana nay
The second time around!

For bonus points, you can show them the page on Unauthorized where you can play them their choice of SEVEN DIFFERENT MIXES of Four More Years. Better yet, offer to play them all seven!

And yes, as it happens, I am cranking up The Man is Back edition right now. Along with a cup of coffee, it’s a great way to start any day. Let’s enjoy the hopium while we can.

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RFK Jr to Health

The madman actually went and did it. The foreign media is going berserk at the appointment of a “vaccine skeptic” as the incoming Secretary of Health and Human Services:

President-elect Donald Trump has officially named Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as his pick for Secretary of Health and Human Services.

“I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS),” Trump wrote on Truth Social on Thursday. “For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health.”

“The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country,” he continued. “Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!”

The level of fear about the “misinformation” that the Health Secretary will be spreading is, at the very least, promising. I expect we’ll see some serious media campaigns funded by Big Pharma launching soon.

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Hispanics Already Self-Deporting

The election of Donald Trump is already beginning to solve the foreign invasion:

Eva Longoria fled ‘dystopian’ America and is ‘privileged’ to now be living in Mexico and Spain with her family. The Texas born actress, who has spent her ‘whole adult life’ in California, says she feels the American ‘chapter in my life is done now’ and no longer wants to live in Los Angeles, alleging the city has been ‘changing’. The Desperate Housewives actress, who campaigned hard for Kamala Harris to win the presidential election, fears that if Donald Trump ‘keeps his promises’ the US will be a ‘scary place’.

Further evidence that it takes more than geographic location to make a nation. A piece of paper does not make a national; citizenship is not nationality.

And as those who have been following along with our excerpts from the Cambridge Medieval History know, the fact that a foreign invasion is initially peaceful, even for a generation or two, does not mean that it will not turn into the violent ethnic cleansing of the original inhabitants over time.

With these disturbances in Spain is generally connected a great rising of the Celts in Britain and Gaul, which was directed against the advancing Teutonic tribes as well as against the Roman rule, and in which the Gaulish district of Annorica was specially concerned. Thus as prepared in these provinces the separation from the Roman government which had lasted for centuries, and at the same time Teutonic rule superseded that of the Romans in Spain.

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