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Volunteers Wanted

Booster Patrol is looking for people who would like to be in a video.

BOOSTER PATROL: God’s Gonna Cut You Down version 1.2.

GGCYD v1.0 video

Looking for many more closeup videos of people lipsyncing to the song, as seen in the video. Please lipsync to the Booster Patrol version rather than the Johnny Cash version, as the tempo and timing are not the same. Make sure the audio that you’re lipsyncing to can be heard in your video clip, so we can sync it up to the track correctly. Video needs to be shot in ‘landscape’ orientation, at 1920×1080 or higher. If using a newer iPhone, please don’t use “cinematic” mode, it can cause problems. Don’t worry about shooting in black-and-white, that gets handled in Premiere.

Note: you don’t have to lipsync the entire song in a single video. In fact, please don’t! Two of the verses repeat several times – only need one of each per person. One verse per clip. If you want to sing each of the 4 unique verses, please do so! Video clips are too big to email around. They should be uploaded to OneDrive, iCloud, GoogleDrive, DropBox, or whatever, and then email bradley-AT-trilon-DOT-com a link to same.

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RIP Taylor Hawkins

Of course, we don’t KNOW it’s the vaxx… but it’s the vaxx.

The Foo Fighters longtime, charismatic drummer, Taylor Hawkins, has died at the age of 50.

Hawkins was found dead in a hotel room in the north of Bogota, Colombia where the band were due to play at a festival on Friday night. No cause of death was immediately announced.

Shortly after Hawkins’ death was announced, dozens of fans together with journalists and videographers began to gather outside the hotel where the band had been staying. Many appeared to be in complete shock at the news with some lighting candles.

Ambulances and police cars could be seen stationed outside of the property. Later on Friday night, Hawkins’ body was finally brought out of the hotel, placed into a coroner’s van and driven away.

The group had been scheduled to play at the Festival Estéreo Picnic in the Colombian capital where an announcement told concert-goers that the band would not be playing due to a ‘serious medical condition’.

I suspect there are going to be a lot of deaths attributed to overdoses and other factors that are actually the result of a heart weakened by the Covid vaccinations. Given the unreliability of the medical community, the only reliable statistic will be the sheer number of all-cause deaths, as that’s the one thing that can’t be easily hidden or redefined.

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Imagine

The latest Boomer Patrol masterpiece is now available for your listening pleasure.

Imagine there’s no Boomers
It’s easy if you try
No grit or bootstraps
Or tales of getting high
Imagine all the Boomers
Going far away

Imagine there’s no Boomers
It isn’t hard to do
No more talk of Woodstock
Or going to the Moon
Imagine all the Boomers
Finally at peace

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the Boomers will be done

Imagine all the pillows
So soft and fluffery
A gentle hand of mercy
That sets the nations free
Imagine all the Boomers
Resting in their graves

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the Boomers will be done

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No Longer Breathing

Introduced on last night’s Darkstream the latest anthem from Boomer Patrol, No Longer Breathing, is now available for your audio-pondering.

You know what I’m doing, this is the time and place
I feel nothing but fabric, when I press down on your face
You really had me goin’, headin’ where you are
The explanation for you is eviler by far
I believed your generation, was going to change the world
And now your own grandchildren don’t know they’re boy or girl
There’s not much to examine, there’s nothing left to hide
You really can’t be serious if you have to ask me why
I say goodbye

Cause you’re no longer breathing, and now you’re out of air
Don’t know who you’re kidding, imagining I care
And I could stand here waiting, and watch as you fade away
I don’t suppose it’s worth the price, you’re worth the price, the price that I would pay

And everyone keeps asking, why we’re all so mad
How we can lament it, the life we never had
What’s the destination, can’t you feel the pain?
There’s nothing left to reason and only you to blame
You’ll never change

Cause you’re no longer breathing, and now you’re out of air
Don’t know who you’re kidding, imagining I care
And I could stand here waiting, and watch as you fade away
I don’t suppose it’s worth the price, you’re worth the price, the price that I would pay
But I’m thinking it over anyway
I’m thinking it over anyway

I said goodbye, it’s time to go
You’re out of time, a soft pillow
My hand above, your face below
And every breath that comes and goes
Boomer, it’s time to move on

Cause you’re no longer breathing, and now you’re out of air
Don’t know who you’re kidding, imagining I care
And I could stand here waiting, and watch as you fade away
I don’t suppose it’s worth the price, you’re worth the price, the price that I would pay
But I’m thinking it over anyway
I’m thinking it over anyway

I know what to do now. I’ll end it now, right here.

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The Best Thing That Ever Happened

The latest Vaxx Trax, THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED, is now available for your listening pleasure. Lyrics by Vox Day with assistance from Scott Adams… or possibly the other way around. Scott once claimed that I am his mascot. Whether that is true or not, it is eminently clear that Scott Adams is my muse.

I hate the world tonight
Shelley said that I was wrong, but I was right
Tried to tell you but you seem to think that
Maybe I said something incorrect
I say you project

Don’t hallucinate
If you think I’m wrong I’ll just equivocate
I can understand how you’d be so confused
I don’t envy you
I’m a prophet and an oracle of perfect persuasion

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re cognitive dissonant
You’re a nasty human stain
And you should be ashamed
You’re a total narcissist
You fucking piece of shit
And so you’d better shut up, go the hell away

Don’t you know who I am?
This may mean you’ll have to try to understand
Rest assured that when you think I contradict
Half the things that I predict
Tomorrow they will change, yesterday’s won’t mean a thing

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a mental midget runt
You’re disgusting you’re insane
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
You fucking piece of shit
And now you’re banned so you should go the hell away

Just when you think you got me figured out
My reason’s already changing
You should die and I’ll tell you why
Don’t comment at me

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a sick and evil front
You’re so stupid you’re so vain
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
And you’re the narcissist
So shut the fuck up Shelley, go the hell away

I’m a seer, I’m the law
I’m perfect without a flaw
The best thing that ever happened
To you bitch you’re probably fat and
I got you hypnotized
Can’t say I ever lied
You know I’m always right in every single way

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Shoot Any Booster

The new Vaxx Trax track is going to do numbers. Listen to it here.

I will not fail nor falter I shall vaccine
My genetics are altered I do perceive
Science so strong now nothing shall cause me doubt
Firm injection perfection there’s no way out

I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster

I jab so hard injecting I fly so high
DNA is evolving to amplify
I feel no fear to be here there is no pain
Burning brightly like acid inside my veins

Well you know that any vaxx is capable of boosting
Pfizer and the new generation are improving
You can be what you want to be
Shoot a one shoot a two then you boost a three
Whatever kind, we max the vaxx
Then take it all the way and wax the trax
With delivery smooth like clotter from a juicer
That’s why I can shoot any booster

I will not stop nor slow down I shall mutate
Transform into something beyond love or hate
Trusted science and now I’m no longer flawed
This is what it feels like to become a god

I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster
I can shoot shoot shoot any booster

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Proud to be a Boomer

This epic masterpiece of generational grandiosity is now available for your listening pleasure, courtesy of Boomer Patrol. There is some expressed opinion on Socialgalactic that this may be the best Boomer Patrol track yet, and despite the fact that the 80s KS95 lite pop pomposity of it makes my teeth hurt, I suppose I can, ever so reluctantly, see their point. Especially in light of the Gab Boomer reaction.

…oh please! Why would something as special and unique as the memory of my generation be proud to simply dissolve into a parody, into a common meme…shame on you! Not even funny, DuMB!! I hope Lee Greenwood’s legal team sues the hell out of this!

Proud to be a Boomer

If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d worked for all my life,

Except my 401, my pension, and my second wife.

I’d thank my lucky stars that I am me instead of you.

I’ve got my generation and Bob Dylan and The Who.

I’m proud to be a Boomer ’cause this world was made for me.

And The Beatles were the greatest band in human history.

I’ll gladly stand up, lecture you, and tell you ’bout my youth,

Cause there ain’t no doubt I love myself

God knows that is the truth!

From the Moon landings of NASA, to the war in Vietnam.

From the muddy fields of Woodstock, to protesting the bomb.

From civil rights in Georgia to the riots in LA,

Well there’s pride in every Boomer heart,

It’s time we stand and say:

I’m proud to be a Boomer ’cause this world was made for me.

And The Beatles were the greatest band in human history.

I’ll gladly stand up, lecture you, and tell you you’re no good,

Cause there ain’t no doubt I love myself

You’d Boomer if you could!

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