SJWs t-shirt sale

The first batch of SJWs Always Lie shirts, both the purple and the black, were very slightly off-center and had black tongues that didn’t stand out as well as the current black-outlined red tongues. Because of that, Crypto.Fashion has decided to give the rest of the current stock away as freebies to anyone who orders two other shirts. It’s essentially the same buy-two-get-three deal they did with the rest of the Trumpslide 2016 shirts.

Here is the remaining stock:

Black
1 small, 1 xl, 2 2x, 1 3x

Purple
2 small, 1 large, 2 2x, 2 3x

If you want to take advantage of the situation, better do so quickly, as they won’t be around for long. And here’s a hint: if you like the awesome Rabid Puppies 2016 shirt, you should probably pick one up soon, as the Rabid Puppies 2017 logo is almost ready to make its debut.


Buy 2, get TRUMPSLIDE free

Crypto.Fashion is planning to introduce the TRUMPSLIDE 2020 shirts soon, but before they do, there is a small stock of glorious TRUMPSLIDE 2016 shirts left. So, purchase any two DLD shirts or hoodies, get a free Trumpslide 2016 in your choice of blue or red.

  • Order two shirts
  • Mention Trumpslide and the desired color, and size in the “Comments/Instructions” on the order form. 
Or you can simply order a TRUMPSLIDE shirt while they last. Believe me, wearing them in public is an absolute joy.

Stop, triggertime!

When it’s cold outside, but you still feel the insatiable desire to trigger every SJW in visual range. That’s right, Dark Lord Designs and Cryptofashion now offer THE TRUMPSLIDE HOODIE! Let’s face it, that will never grow old.

The cold outside is frightful
But the election is still delightful
And when you need something to don
Put it on, put it on, put it on….

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