The first batch of SJWs Always Lie shirts, both the purple and the black, were very slightly off-center and had black tongues that didn’t stand out as well as the current black-outlined red tongues. Because of that, Crypto.Fashion has decided to give the rest of the current stock away as freebies to anyone who orders two other shirts. It’s essentially the same buy-two-get-three deal they did with the rest of the Trumpslide 2016 shirts.
Here is the remaining stock:
Black
1 small, 1 xl, 2 2x, 1 3x
Purple
2 small, 1 large, 2 2x, 2 3x
If you want to take advantage of the situation, better do so quickly, as they won’t be around for long. And here’s a hint: if you like the awesome Rabid Puppies 2016 shirt, you should probably pick one up soon, as the Rabid Puppies 2017 logo is almost ready to make its debut.