Arkhaven Comics is very pleased to announce two new types of content on Arktoons, the text episode and the illustrated text episode. Today we’re introducing two new series to show them off: WARDOGS INC. is an example of text-only episodes while the public domain Conan story, JEWELS OF GWAHLUR, demonstrates the illustrated text episode with new art from SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN illustrator Richard Bonk.
We’ll be launching a number of new series of both types this week, including two by The Legend Chuck Dixon, and we look forward to independent authors who are interested in publishing in one of these formats getting in touch with us and joining the platform.
In the meantime, DC – formerly DC Comics – is demonstrating why it appears to be moving out of publishing comics. While there is nothing wrong with addressing politics in a graphic format, there is a way to do it and there is a way to definitely not do it. And this Harley Quinn comic is without question the latter.
It’s so unbelievably bad that it’s hard to believe that it’s real. But it is, and it is why Arkhaven is inevitable.
The punchline: I came up with this quote just a few minutes ago. I thought /r/atheism would appreciate
It’s the smug, pudgy gammatude that radiates from creatures like this that is almost impossible to parody or even exaggerate. You just know the guy is so impressed with his own lofty 110 IQ that he can’t figure out why the hot babes aren’t climbing all over each other just to be lectured by him.
And the grammar. Ye cats, what is with the creative approach to punctuation? It’s astonishing how many of these self-quoting self-enlightened philosophers still haven’t mastered the basic rules of the language they are attempting to use.