Monday: A method for distinguishing the gamma from the superficially sentimental player courtesy of the greatest rock band of all space and time.
Tuesday: Women often fall for liars, but are liars appealing or are women simply unable to distinguish between men who are lying from men who are telling the truth?
Wednesday: The nice guys write a letter.
Thursday: Which do women find less sexually appealing, decapitation and post-mortem sex or gooey gamma romantic gestures? It’s a tough call.
Friday: Short hair is the equivalent of 30 extra pounds on a woman.