This is a pure public mockery of a marriage. If you want to know who the ticket-takers are, just pay attention to what sort of creatures appear at things like this.
Hollywood icon Adam Sandler has been unveiled as the officiant of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding at Madison Square Garden. Signs outside the stadium blared: ‘JUST&T MARRIED!’ at 7.30pm Friday, after 1,000 guests, including Bradley Cooper, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Steven Spielberg and Ed Sheeran, flooded into the venue to watch the singer wed the NFL player.
So they’re avoiding a church and they’re being “married” by one Hellmouth icon in the presence of numerous other deeply suspect Hellmouth denizens.
It wasn’t just champagne that was flowing. You couldn’t have paid me to attend that “wedding”.