Thus spake The Elder:
Tomorrow’s Northern Alliance Radio Show promises to be a doozy. The first hour will be a very touching one in the after-school special sense of the word. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and maybe even learn a life lesson or two.
In the second hour, we’ll once again welcome mysterious paleo-libertarian Christian curmudgeon Vox Day to the show. Vox has eschewed media appearances of late and the only place you’re going to hear his always controversial, but never boring viewpoints is on the NARN. We’ll be covering topics such as the feminization of culture, education, women’s suffrage, and cats with Mr. Day.
Curmudgeoned in the very flower of my prime? I never! Although I have to say, I rather like the curmudgeons of previous generations, the Menckens, O’Rourkes and Derbyshires. In a world that is quite obviously going mad at an increasing rate, one might well find solace in being a voice of contemptuous sanity.
I’m rather curious about that Very Special first hour. Is Chad’s sister pregnant? Is the Atomizer struggling with alcohol? Did Saint Paul get caught smoking in the school parking lot or did JB finally lose his virginity?