The Pan-Gargler provides a Dictionary of Progressive Principles:
Affirmative Action: Jobs must always be given to those who cannot perform them.
Multiculturalism: Society works best when its divided into many groups that hate each other.
Diversity: Society functions best when no one is permitted to think or voice prohibited ideas.
Disarmament: The best way for a country to defend itself is to rely upon the good will of its enemies.
Feminism: Societal collapse is a small price to pay for female superiority.
Racism: That which the progressive doesn’t like.
Fascism: That which the progressive doesn’t like or understand.
Sexism: That which makes the female progressive feel bad.
Capitalism: The indirect institution of socialism through big, regulated corporations instead of agencies of the government. This is actually corporatism, but if we called it that, someone might notice.