British Embassy Denies King’s Death

According to the British Embassy in Moscow, King Charles III is still alive:

‘King Charles is NOT dead’: British embassy in Moscow issues furious denial after Russian media shared fake Buckingham Palace statement claiming Monarch ‘passed away unexpectedly yesterday afternoon’. A host of Russian news sites today reported the King had died aged 75.

Speaking of people who are supposedly still alive, has anyone seen US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin recently? It sure seems like a lot of Clown World grandees have been vanishing into their New Zealand bunkers or somewhere else out of the public eye.

However, the commenters on the British news sites do not seem very convinced by the recent news articles that all is well within the Monarchy.