The Dark Herald answers the question that literally no one in the sane universe is asking at Arkhaven: Who Will Be the First Openly Gay Star Wars Character?
A stupid question to be certain but one that SJWs are demanding an answer to. And Disney will absolutely provide that answer. There is zero doubt in my mind that past a certain point, one of the senior executives at Fort Mickey will start demanding it.
During the run-up to the Rise of Skywalker, there was a big Stan campaign, #SWRepMatters on Twitter to try and get Finn and Poe out of the closet and into each other’s arms. Sadly, for the deranged malignantly repulsive fifteen-year-old girls on Twitter, Rose had stolen a kiss from Finn, and since she is underrepresented, this forever cucked poor Poe.
I don’t make up these rules, I just shake my head in horror at them….
Who will it be?
Think about it. The SJWs at the LucasFilm Story Group may indeed be on borrowed time. If their Slay Queen Kathleen has fallen then they are on their way out. Leftie or not, no one in Hollywood with half a brain will keep that clown circus on the payroll. Consequently, they will try to do as much damage to the brand and set it in stone before they are shown the door.
What character would most damage Star Wars by making him Gay? It’s obvious when you think about it.
He’s almost certainly right. And if he’s correct, this would accomplish the ultimate goal of the Devil Mouse, which is to absolutely corrupt all things utterly.