Minneapolis schools close

The nice thing about Riot Days, as opposed to Snow Days, is that the school administrators can schedule them in advance. Like hurricanes, city riots are now relatively predictable:

Protests and riots have been happening in major cities across the country over the last week in response to the deaths of Daunte Wright and Adam Toledo. Since the news broke of Wright’s death last Sunday, things have been progressively getting worse.

Now the city of Minneapolis is preparing for even more riots next week.

On Friday night, Jack Posobiec said on Twitter that Minneapolis is closing all schools this upcoming Wednesday through Friday. The reason? The anticipation of the Derek Chauvin verdict, the police officer at the forefront of the death of George Floyd.

It seems the school administrators, at least, expect the jury to return with a “not guilty” verdict.