He’s not 5’7″

As is his wont, the god-emperor has focused like a laser on an opponent’s psychological weak point:

A Michael Bloomberg adviser was cut down to size by a New York Times reporter Thursday after trying to claim the Democratic presidential candidate was not self-conscious about his height.

Times White House correspondent Maggie Haberman disputed one reporter’s claim that the Bloomberg campaign was secretly happy about President Donald Trump calling the former New York City mayor a “5’4″ mass of dead energy.”

As the Washington Free Beacon has reported, there is ample evidence the billionaire misrepresented his height, listing himself as a full three inches too tall on his driver’s license.

A doctor’s note released by the Bloomberg campaign in December indicates the candidate is 5-foot-7. Bloomberg has given wildly contradictory answers about his height, telling reporters at various times he was 5-foot-10, “in the ballpark” of 6-foot-1, and in one unguarded moment in 2006, “a 5-foot-7 billionaire Jew.”

Bloomberg was even spotted using a box to boost his height during his first mayoral inauguration. The Daily News reported at the time that the billionaire was “somewhat sensitive about his height.”

There is absolutely no way that Bloomberg is 5’7″. It’s absolutely impossible. Look at him standing next to Eva Longoria, who claims to be 5’1.5″ and is more like five flat. Even if she had four-inch heels on, Bloomberg is at most 5’5″ tall. And there is no way that Americans are going to vote for a midget for President, no matter how rich he is.