Alert David the Good. Composting your enemies will soon be legal in Washington:
Washington is just a governor’s signature away from becoming the first state in the U.S. to legalize the “natural organic reduction” of human remains, colloquially known as “composting.”
On Friday, the state Senate and House of Representatives finalized their approval of bill 5001 (titled “concerning human remains”), which enshrines “organic reduction” and alkaline hydrolysis, a dissolving process sometimes called “liquid cremation,” as acceptable alternatives to traditional burial and cremation.
If you haven’t checked out David the Good’s Grow or Die channel on Unauthorized.TV yet, you’ll definitely want to do so now. Assuming you have an enemy or two, anyhow.