Question: “Kendrick Lamar just won a Pulitzer. … How is that not progress?”
– Columbia Journalism Review
Some examples of the recently awarded work of the new winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Music.
If I gotta slap a pussy-ass nigga, I’ma make it look sexy
If I gotta go hard on a bitch, I’ma make it look sexy
– From “Element.”
Girl, I can buy yo’ ass the world with my paystub
Ooh, that pussy good, won’t you sit it on my taste bloods?
– From “Humble.”
Today is the day I follow my intuition
Keep the family close – get money, fuck bitches.
– From “Yah.”
It’s at moments like this that I find myself thinking, you know, as bad as it is probably going to get in the next 25 years or so, it’s so going to be worth it, whether it ends in Western Civilization 2.0 or the Back to the Caves scenario.
In fairness to the new Pulitzer laureate, I have to admit that he is probably right, as I myself have always found that when one happens to find it necessary to slap a pussy-ass nigga, one might as well take the trouble to make it look sexy.