Cthulhu fhtagn

And you thought the obscene revelations about Hillary’s inner circle were bad news:

Canada’s military is investigating a mysterious “pinging” that is emanating from the sea floor in the Arctic. The sound, which has also been described as a “hum” or a “beep”, has apparently spooked the local wildlife in the Fury and Hecla Strait.

Paul Quassa, a member of the legislative assembly, said the noise was “emanating from the sea floor. That’s one of the major hunting areas in the summer and winter … And this time around, this summer, there were hardly any. And this became a suspicious thing.”

The military said it was investigating what was causing the sound.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.


At least everyone whose conscience prevented them from voting for the lesser evil will rest easy now.