20 Million Views for 2015

Just passed the number last weekend. I’ll have a full report early in 2016. But still: 20 million
views. It doesn’t suck. Thank you.

You may now throw your yellow flag: Unsportsmanlike conduct, 15 yards, taunting.

In other news, it isn’t easy being a Supreme Dark Lord at Christmas time. Forget all the various festivals and invitations from cringing inferiors too frightened to not invite one to their tedious celebrations, the real problem this year is that my Ice Princess wants a freaking cheetah as a companion for her puppy.

Because having four large beasts underfoot clearly isn’t enough. Well, I suppose it could be worse. She might have asked for a pair of matching polar bears or a narwhal. Whatever happened to a nice, simple necklace of gilded SJW ears, anyway?

UPDATE: Dance party makes Waco go away!

John Scalzi @scalzi
Also muting 27 keywords, mostly Twitter handles I’d already muted, so I don’t have to see jerks sucking up to other jerks by insulting me.

If you don’t see it, you can pretend it isn’t happening. You were right back in 2005, Johnny. There is a LOT more candy in me. An infinite amount. What a pity you don’t like the taste of it anymore.