Troll Ban: Kilo Papa

In light of his epic performance on yesterday’s homeschool thread, Kilo Papa, the atheist troll with the blasphemous Kirk Cameron fascination, is henceforth banned. And given that this is hardly an isolated example, I find it strange that anyone is still surprised that scientists have published papers supporting my hypothesis that a degree of neurally atypical autism is, at the very least, a potential causal factor in an individual’s atheism.

Keep this atheist-in-action in mind the next time an atheist attempts to inform you that atheism is the default position of intelligent, rational people who are happy and socially well-adjusted. I’m not sure which I find more unsettling, the fact that there are people who believe this is their only shot at existence and yet choose to spend it this way, or the fact that there are almost certainly people out there who will genuinely feel that this was a superbly convincing defense of the public schools.

11:34 PM
Ahh, the “godless agenda” of public schools. Yeah, that goddamn math, science, history, English, and even home economics!!!!! Arrrrrggghhh!!!! We just need to get Jeezus back into the educational system and everything will be all right!!!! Preach on, brother!!!!! Praise Jeezus, praise his holy fucking name!!!!!!

3:44 PM
Ahh, yes, let’s let’s replace educated, trained professionals with untrained religious retards who think the Earth is 6000 years old, Noah had dinosaurs on his ark, a man lived in a fish, and global warming is make believe. Truly, I say unto you, religion is the position you take when stroke, injury, or stupidity have invaded your brain.

4:49 PM
At least they have college degrees. And “two” is most likely the limit for the average Christian retard. Except when it comes to their Sarah Palin autographs. Then they extend to three.

4:57 PM
Hey GG, so glad you could take time away from your gerbil experiments to comment. Actually, I learned my “awesome debate skills and impressive moral views” from your mother…….during breaks when she was stroking my balls and licking my cock. Thanks for asking, though!!!

5:03 PM
The idea that your filling your seven (get a fucking condom, idiot) children’s heads with ”scripture” and logic is so pathetically preposterous as to be laughable!!! I hope that your children are able to eventually escape the brainwashed lunacy of religious belief that you are saturating their poor, indefensible brains with. You should be ashamed, you pathetic idiot.

5:07 PM
I wonder if you ever pull head out if your ass long enough to
contemplate the asinine horse shit that seems to constantly stream from
your pathetic excuse for a brain.

5:14 PM
Hey CG, (aka grandma) Thanks for taking time away from your vaginal rejuvenation pamphlet in order to comment. If you’re the product of home schooling, then I feel sorry for your deluded, brainwashed children. Homeschooling, because what we need more of is Kirk Cameron’s!!!!

5:33 PM
JDC, how long have you been out of your Bi-Polar medication? Did you perhaps have to concentrate on your Viagra meds instead?

6:27 PM
“Poo flinging monkeys” Wow!! That was a real shot at you, Mangrove!

8:53 PM
Stg58/Animal Mother. You are reeling from being an idiotic twit. Just in case you were confused.

9:13 PM
Hi Patrikbc, How much time have you spent thinking about my “man pleaser” today? I thought I felt an extra tingle. It was so good of you to take time away from your gonorrhea treatments in order to comment.

11:34 PM
Ahh, the “godless agenda” of public schools. Yeah, that goddamn math, science, history, English, and even home economics!!!!! Arrrrrggghhh!!!! We just need to get Jeezus back into the educational system and everything will be all right!!!! Preach on, brother!!!!! Praise Jeezus, praise his holy fucking name!!!!!!

The most effective rebuttal to all of this vulgar rhetoric came from Harsh: “kilo papa, if you are a product of public schools, I definitely am homeschooling mine.”

Anyhow, while I dislike banning people, it has become clear that there are certain individuals who have literally nothing to offer the discourse despite being given every opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. So, I’m creating a new label, Troll Ban, which should help address any false charges that I am banning people because their arguments are too effective, and should also prove useful in identifying trolls if they show up under another name.

So, when a person is banned, I will collect their various comments into a single post like this so that the historical record of why they were banned will remain easily accessible to everyone in the future.