If it weren’t so wordy, giving away the punchline right there in the headline, it might be my favorite headline ever. I laughed, I cried, much better than CATS:
Screaming children flee cinema in terror after bungling staff show Paranormal Activity instead of Madagascar 3
And let’s face it, considering the drek that the cinema has been serving up for the last twenty years, this sort of aversion therapy could really be seen as a positive thing.