Enter the zombie

All those movies and television shows and cute rewrites of Jane Austin weren’t fairy tales… they were warnings:

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said…. Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

That’s just the police trying to keep everyone calm. Don’t believe the non-hype. It’s obvious the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.